If you are using Internet Explorer 6, you may not have the best Bebo experience. Please consider upgrading.

Ben Hopkinson

exams all done

6/27/08 | me too! | Reply

Add as Friend
  • Male, 22, Luv 45
  • from born in sheffield, then moved to derbyshire
  • I am Single
  • Profile views: 5,390
  • Last active: 6/8/09
  • www.bebo.com/Turnipsmunch
Post a Comment:

About Me

Tagline
Time Is Never Wasted IF Your Wasted All The Time
Me, Myself, and I
hello, I'm Ben. I'm doing my Alevels at LMS where im doin further maths physics and chemistry.

my life revolves around rugby, i play for school sheff abbeydale and south yorkshire. i play NO8, flanker and 2nd row

i like food, other sports, music and food

i am grade 10 at figure skating

no really, i am

~ BAN THE BAN ~

-----(\__/)-----
-----(o--o)-----
-----=\0/=-----
BAN THE BAN
Put this on ur
homepage if u
belive in
foxhunting
The Other Half Of Me
Georgaldinho
Music
dire straits, iron maiden, A7X, dragonforce, the clash, AC DC, the eagles, jimmy hendrix, blues brothers sound track, rage against the machine, Atreyu, Black Sabbath, Bon Jovi, guns n' roses, Hayseed Dixie, Nirvana, Status Quo, Tenacious D, The Stranglers, the who, flogging molly, dropkick murphys, shaggy, and a bit of 50 cent
Films
any comedy film(especialy monty python films), oooo and anchorman
Sports
rugby, cricket, ice hockey, football
Scared Of
needles, spiders
Happiest When
sleeping or eating
team I surport
LONDON WASPS, BEST TEAM IN THE WORLD
e-mail address(if u want to add me)
hopko01@msn.com

close Video Box

help

me laying the smackdown on jonos

close Blog

  • Macc Lads-Sweaty Betty

    She wore big knickers and she worked at the sewage farm.
    Got my hands down her jeans and I nearly lost half my arm.
    But after ten pints, she looked quite fit,
    Couldn't wait to get my hands on her flabby tits.
    Slap that and ride the ripples, just got to get my gob round her greasy nipples.
    Flabby arse, sweaty breasts, thirty eight chins, she was a mound of flesh.
    Sweaty Betty, she eats a lot of pies,
    Sweaty Betty, she's got enormous thighs,
    Sweaty Betty, have you smelled her breath?
    Sweaty Betty, she'd crush a man to death.

    I knew that she wanted me to shag her, so I stabbed her cunt with my mutton dagger.
    I couldn't believe the size of her bum,
    She used to play for Wigan at the back of the scrum.
    I've seen nowt like it since the day I was born,
    But you know me, I'll shag owt that's warm.

    Sweaty Betty, she eats a lot of chips,
    Sweaty Betty, she's got massive tits,
    Sweaty Betty, she's got a huge vagina,
    Sweaty Betty, you'd fit a bus inside her,
    She's so obscene, three tons of margarine,
    She's like a lump of lard
    But Sweaty Betty makes my willy hard.

    0 Comments 276 weeks

  • chuck norris 4

    Noah was the only man notified before Chuck Norris relieved himself in the Atlantic Ocean.

    Chuck Norris once invited all of the other badasses from TV to duke it out in order to see who was the supreme badass. Only two showed up-- Jack Bauer and MacGyver.

    MacGyver immediately tried to make a bomb out of some Q-Tips and Gatorade, but Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked him in the solar plexus. MacGyver promptly threw up his own heart.

    Jack Bauer tried to use his detailed knowledge of torture techniques, but to no avail: Chuck Norris thrives on pain. Chuck Norris then ripped off Jack Bauer's arm and beat him to death with it. Game, set, match.

    Chuck Norris eats steak for every single meal. Most times he forgets to kill the cow.

    The First Law of Thermodynamics states that energy can neither be created nor destroyed... unless it meets Chuck Norris.

    Chuck Norris doesn't go on the internet, he has every internet site stored in his memory. He refreshes webpages by blinking.

    Fact: Chuck Norris doesn't consider it sex if the woman survives.

    It is said that looking into Chuck Norris' eyes will reveal your future. Unfortunately, everybody's future is always the same: death by a roundhouse-kick to the face.

    Chuck Norris knows everything there is to know - Except for the definition of mercy.

    Scientifically speaking, it is impossible to charge Chuck Norris with "obstruction of justice." This is because even Chuck Norris cannot be in two places at the same time.

    Chuck Norris never has to wax his skis because they're always slick with blood.

    When you say "no one's perfect", Chuck Norris takes this as a personal insult.

    Chuck Norris can win a game of Trivial Pursuit with one roll of the dice, and without answering a single question... just a nod of the head, and a stroke of the beard.

    182,000 Americans die from Chuck Norris-related accidents every year.

    Paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, but Chuck Norris beats all 3 at the same time.

    Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can walk on Jesus.

    All roads lead to Chuck Norris. And by the transitive property, a roundhouse kick to the face.

    If you're driving down the road and you think Chuck Norris just cut you off, you better thank your lucky stars it wasn't the other way around.

    July 4th is Independence day. And the day Chuck Norris was born. Coincidence? i think not.

    Chuck Norris never goes to the dentist because his teeth are unbreakable. His enemies never go to the dentist because they have no teeth.

    In the medical community, death is referred to as "Chuck Norris Disease"

    Chuck Norris was once in a knife fight, and the knife lost.

    If you work in an office with Chuck Norris, don't ask him for his three-hole-punch.

    In the Words of Julius Caesar, "Veni, Vidi, Vici, Chuck Norris". Translation: I came, I saw, and I was roundhouse-kicked inthe face by Chuck Norris.

    The First rule of Chuck Norris is: you do not talk about Chuck Norris.

    Chuck Norris is widely predicted to be first black president. If you're thinking to yourself, "But Chuck Norris isn't black", then you are dead wrong. And stop being a racist.

    When Chuck Norris plays Monopoly, it affects the actual world economy.

    Chuck Norris can be unlocked on the hardest level of Tekken. But only Chuck Norris is skilled enough to unlock himself. Then he roundhouse kicks the Playstation back to Japan.

    Chuck Norris drinks napalm to quell his heartburn.

    Every time someone uses the word "intense", Chuck Norris always replies "you know what else is intense?" followed by a roundhouse kick to the face.

    As an infant, Chuck Norris' parents gave him a toy hammer. He gave the world Stonehenge.

    Chuck Norris once ordered a steak in a restaurant. The steak did what it was told.

    Most people fear the Reaper. Chuck Norris considers him "a promising Rookie".

    There are only two things that can cut diamonds: other diamonds, and Chuck Norris.

    0 Comments 340 weeks

  • chuck norris 3

    In a recent survey it was discovered the 94% of American women lost their virginity to Chuck Norris. The other 6% were incredibly fat or ugly.

    Chuck Norris invented a language that incorporates karate and roundhouse kicks. So next time Chuck Norris is kicking your ass, don’t be offended or hurt, he may be just trying to tell you he likes your hat.

    If at first you don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris.

    If Chuck Norris were a calendar, every month would be named Chucktober, and every day he'd kick your ass.

    Fear is not the only emotion Chuck Norris can smell. He can also detect hope, as in "I hope I don't get a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris."

    Chuck Norris's show is called Walker: Texas Ranger, because Chuck Norris doesn't run.

    MacGyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips, but Chuck Norris can roundhouse-kick his head through a wall and take it.

    Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Chuck Norris.

    What’s known as the UFC, or Ultimate Fighting Championship, doesn’t use its full name, which happens to be “Ultimate Fighting Championship, Non-Chuck-Norris-Division”.

    Chuck Norris brushes his teeth with a mixture of iron shavings, industrial paint remover, and wood-grain alcohol.

    The easiest way to determine Chuck Norris' age is to cut him in half and count the rings.

    There is endless debate about the existence of the human soul. Well it does exist, and Chuck Norris finds it delicious.

    Most boots are made for walkin'. Chuck Norris' boots ain't that merciful.

    The US did not boycott the 1980 Summer Olympics in Moscow due to political reasons: Chuck Norris killed the entire US team with a single round-house kick during TaeKwonDo practice.

    Chuck Norris wears a live rattlesnake as a condom.

    The Bible was originally titled "Chuck Norris and Friends"

    Chuck Norris began selling the Total Gym as an ill-fated attempt to make his day-to-day opponents less laughably pathetic.

    Do you know why Baskin Robbins only has 31 flavors? Because Chuck Norris doesn't like Fudge Ripple.

    When Chuck Norris says "More cowbell", he MEANS it.

    On the set of Walker Texas Ranger Chuck Norris brought a dying lamb back to life by nuzzling it with his beard. As the onlookers gathered, the lamb sprang to life. Chuck Norris then roundhouse kicked it, killing it instantly. This was just to prove that the good Chuck giveth, and the good Chuck, he taketh away.

    Chuck Norris was what Willis was talkin' about.

    Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.

    Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.

    Nagasaki never had a bomb dropped on it. Chuck Norris jumped out of a plane and punched the ground.

    It is scientifically impossible for Chuck Norris to have had a mortal father. The most popular theory is that he went back in time and fathered himself.

    Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.

    It is believed dinosaurs are extinct due to a giant meteor. That's true if you want to call Chuck Norris a giant meteor.

    Chuck Norris shot the sheriff, but he round house kicked the deputy.

    That's not Chuck Norris doing push-ups -- that's Chuck Norris moving the Earth away from the path of a deadly asteroid.

    Chuck Norris can judge a book by its cover.

    Nothing can escape the gravity of a black hole, except for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris eats black holes. They taste like chicken.

    Chuck Norris does not play the lottery. It doesn't have nearly enough balls.

    Q: How many Chuck Norris' does it take to change a light bulb? A: None, Chuck Norris prefers to kill in the dark.

    As President Roosevelt said: "We have nothing to fear but fear itself. And Chuck Norris."

    Chuck Norris just says "no" to drugs. If he said "yes", it would collapse Colombia's infrastructure.

    Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, ro

    0 Comments 340 weeks

close Games

close What Weapon Best Suits Your Personality?

What Weapon Best Suits Your Personality?

My result is: Sledgehammer

Your brutal and straightforward personality is best fit to use a Sledgehammer. This powerful weapon has poor accuracy due to its weight, but what the heck - it's easy to use! You don't have to aim, you just smash it. And even if you miss, it intimidates your opponent very well.
More quizzes:
What Type Of Gun Would You Use?
what model are you?
Who's Your Perfect Celeb Mate?
Whats yuurh real name?
what will your baby girl look like
how interesting are you?
What colour best suits your personality?
What Rocky Horror And The Picture Show Character Are You?
See More Quizzes

close Whiteboard

close Comments

Post comment as:

Share the Luv (5 Luv left)

Attach a photo from your albums

  • Anna
    Anna

    I just racked $954 in a weekend in my free time! I love this site - http://x.co/KTLD Remember who hooked you up!

    11/22/10
  • Josh
    Josh

    Hey everyone! Add my new profile!!!! http://goo.gl/zQ5Do

    11/20/10
  • Georgaldinho

    OMG... this girl is wearing nothing but her panties on her msn cam. Shes trying to set a record for most msn cam views.... hit her up on DeliaDymkepfwro@hotmail.com, its her msn messenger name

    10/28/10
  • Georgaldinho

    I profited $372 in a few hours doing simple tasks! I went to - http://bit.ly/duGmXU trust me, you will be happy

    10/25/10
  • SexyCharly
    SexyCharly

    HI i am joshs sister

    1/12/09