1.You speak Irish when you're drunk
2.Any males tend to get better looking every day due to lack of talent
3.The canteen is the happening place at break time
4.You cant decide if it's a prison/college/gay bar
5.You feel yourself putting your hand automatically up everytime you speak
6.Tony chestnut is an appropriate song to sing when drunk
7.Every week is rag week
8.You follow people in your group around cos u dont know ur timetable
9.The name catherine furlong causes your voice to quiver and hands to shake
10.You stop feelin bad about askin people to sign ya in
11.You own at least 7 scissors
12.You own a puppet
13.The people in scribbles no you by name
14.You still don't give a shite what moodle is!!! grrrrr!
15.Withdrawal symtoms from bebo in the computer room
16.You can assign strand units to every drunken activity
17.You know words to nursery rhymes
18.You own a bosca draíochta
19.You walk for about an hour a day 2 get to college
20.You are affiliated either to "donegal" or "dublin" or "somewhere else"
21.You can have an in depth conversation about motivation charts
22.You call trinity "trinners"
23.You know the bouncers in quinns, coppers, boomies, n refuse to pay in cos ur 2 important
24.You have lectures where u play with play-do,papier mache and board games
25.Your ipod contains barney/bosco/religious music
26.You've played the song heads shoulders knees and toes, with actions in front of at least 30 people
27.You think asking people to put their lamha ar do ceann will shut them up
28.You have "tp clothes"
29.You raid through other peoples vincent d paul bags "lookin for tp stuff"
30.You store a naggin in your bag (just in case)...(sad but very true)
31You use the skill of "scanning the classroom" when on the pull in town
32.You've used a pats printing card as Id in all of Dublins nightclubs
33You stay in and drink wine most nights of the week...because your driven to it

1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.
3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.
4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.
5) MEOW occasionally.
6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly
7) SAY -DING at each floor.
SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.
9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."
11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"
12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."
14) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.
15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.
17) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"
1 DROP a pen and wail until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"
19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.
21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.
22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.

I already have...2 maybe 3 blogs, no waaaaay am i starting another!!!! silly.....i love u all **kiss**