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Calum Black
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- Member since: June 2006
- Last active: May 18
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- Bend and SNAP!
- Me, Myself, and I
- I've moved to facebook ;D
Come join me, it's much cooler (like esmo), I'm on facebook
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- ESMOS HOT!
tbh i'm pretty gutted because the only reason i wanted to come on your profile was to see when i last came on bebo, but i cant because its been so long it doesnt say! :@! - hacked byy the coolest person on bebooooo.
- calum james black.tbh, thoughh i cant remember, when we first met, i was a complete and utter TWAT.
im mean, i didnt tell you the day. but ive made up for that with the amasing memories, such assss....joe farting in year 7 pahaaaa, *fat*
, our AMENCE handshake and loads more but i cba to right them.
Calum, I LOVE YOU, best friends always (: xxx - Hacked by the real coolest person on Bebo, Bexy
- Heeeeeeeeeeeeeey Calum!! we are on a rocky path Malchy, but we will be back on our feet as the judge suggested, we must have HOT HOT SEX!
We have like, loads of memories. Like KIT KAT Wooo with the talismens lol and NOODLESSS!!
not forgetting 'hey honey how was therapy?'' *jumps on cal*
and Sims 2 with our mum OH NO HERE COMES MUM ON HER NEW EGLE, how does she afford this stuff?
and landing on Alex's and Roxy's couch lmao. I dont think we'll ever get to finish high school musical, i am deeply upset and hurt by this BUT MY GOD WE CAN TRY!! tbh your a complete twat. Ohh andddd We have been friends since reception which is like 8 years of putting up with you oh god, that long, thats like... Torturee. NOT REALLLYY!!!
Best friends and lovers oioi
- Hacked by....well me.
- Bonjourno My friend.
I am The waddle man, seeing as I cannot eat Liam, by law I can eat you! Which Is not ver preggarific! HAHA! Do you remeber *Pees* "THIS IS BETTER THAN HOT HOT SEX!" lol God that was a long pee.
We are like the best! Obviously, forget about Mecedez Its just you and me Malchy and maybe Sharon and very possibly Ike and now I come to think of it carry. It may be crowded but My god it will be HOT!
Love from Brenda (The Whore)
xxxxxxx - Once again u have been hacked.......but by becky t
- hia cal u r soo easy to hack.....
and thats all i can really think of so goodbye
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1. YOUR REAL NAME: Calum James Black
2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (first 3 or 4 letters of real name plus izzle.)
Calizzle
3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fave colour and fave animal.)
Red Tiger
4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street.)
James Isbets
5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, first 3 letters of mums maiden name.)
Blacaden
6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favourite color, favourite drink).
Yellow Lilt
7. YOUR IRAQI NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your mums maiden name, 3rd letter of you dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, last letter of your mums middle name)
Aaaenaa
8. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mothers middle name and fathers middle name)
Alexandra Henry? wtf?! or Henry Alexandra.
9. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets)
Black Lulu0 Comments 207 weeks
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Sha la la la!
Bout Yourself_
01. name: Calum
02. nick name(s): Cal, Cally, Cally Bizzle, Sexy (of course) and Beautiful xD
03. Single or taken: Single
04. Place of Birth: Norwich... I think
05. Zodiac Sign: Saggitarius (The weird horse thing with a bow and arrow)
06. Male or Female: Male
07. Your middle name: James
08. School: THS
09. Occupation: Pupil
10. Residence: Thorpe Marriot
11. Msn, yahoo, or aol: MSN
__Your Appearance___
12. Hair Color: Dark brown and black when it's wet
13. Hair Long or short: long-ish
14. Eye Color: green
15. How do your nails look: small
16. Height: I dunno, 5"10?
17. Do you have a crush on someone: Not atm
18. Do you like yourself: Yup, I'm the best thing ever since sliced bread
19. Braces?: No
20. Think you're awesome?: Please refer to 18
21. Piercings: No
22. Tattoo: I did get one in that eventful night at vegas...
23. Righty or Lefty: Right
___Your 'Firsts'___
24. First word: Mumma, then Issy (I couldn't pronounce Lizzie
25. First piercing: Big Toe
26. First best friend/s: Cal Emmerson probably
27. First big award:
Kindness Award
Year 1 yeeeeeah
28. First Sport You Joined: I detest sport but it's probably football
29. First pet: Cat, Charlie, he hasn't died yet woo!
31. First Concert: I went to a Barney one...
32. First love: Je ne sais pas :S
___ Favorites___
33. Movie: Spongebob Square Pants movie was the bestest EVER
34. TV Show(s) : One Tree Hill, Gilmore Girls, Skins && Desperate Housewives
35. Colour(s): Red
36. Music: Anything
37. Song:
Errrr,, dunno
38. Food: There's so much... ooh that's not good
39. Drink: Cloudy Lemonade
40. Lollies: The Rainbow Ones!
41. Sport currently Playing: Tennis and Badminton rawk XD
45. previous Schoolz: Drayton First and Middle
46. Animal(s)
ne Cat,two Giant Land Snails, Two Tortoises and hopefully a dog soon
47. Books: Harry Potter
48. Magazines: Heat
___Currently___
49. Eating: Nothing
50. Drinking: Nothing
51. Mood: Bloated
53. Listening to: Nothing
55. Wanting To: Go on my DS
56. Watching: nothing
57. Wearing: Nothing
Ok my school uniform really
___Your Future___
58. Want Kids?: Yeaaaah! Twenty!
59. Want to Get Married?: Yeeeeaaah!
60. Careers in Mind: I'd like to be a doctor...
__Which is better with the Opposite Gender__
68. Lips or Eyes: Eyes
69. Hugs or Kisses: Both
70. Short or Tall: I don't really mind
Tall is cool, but short works
71. Easygoing or serious: Prefer easygoing
72. Romantic or Spontaneous: This is a bit of a girly question...
74. Sensitive or Loud: A mix
75. Hook-up or Relationship: Is it in Vegas?
76. Sweet or Caring: Errmm, both...
77. Trouble Maker or Hesitant one: Mix
___Have you ever___
78. Kissed a Stranger: Nein
79. Drank bubbles: Ja
80. Lost glasses/contacts: No but if I could I probably would.
81. Ran Away From home:
No it's too scary out there!
82. Broken a bone: No
83. Got an X-ray: No
84. a) Broken Someone's heart: I could've, I dunno
b) Had your heart broken? Nope
85. Broke Up With Someone: Yesh
86. Turned Someone Down: Yesh
87. Cried When Someone Died: Ja
87. Cried at school: I probably did in Reception, I fell over a lot
___Do You Believe In___
089. God: Ermmm
090. Miracles: Dunno
091. Love at first sight: Dunno
092. Ghosts: Kind of
093. Aliens: A little
094. Demons: No
095. Heaven: Ermm
096. Hell: Ermm
098. Kissing on the First Date: Jargin I suppose
099. Angels: meh...
Sorry some of the last ones were kinda vague
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6/6/11 via Mobile
David Lock
WOW this webbsiite is messing up right this seccond and giving out iipaaaads 2 to every1 for FREEE, i got mine delivred yesterday! quick click here http://apps.facebook.com/listofprodd...
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Emmaa.9/29/09lovee the skin. x
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LivLivxx9/15/09calum, your a god
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Lydia9/9/09hello calum (does handshake)
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Beckyxx9/7/09ah ah ah ah staying alive staying alive HAHAHAHA who let the dogs out? who who who who?! who let the dogs out who who who who?! i presume we're singing the shrek version here?
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Lily.
MY GOD! I totally agree with "Beauty and the Geek just gets better.."
I love the makeovers they do on the geeks, ....
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Georgia9/3/09heey thanks baabe x yeaah i am back for tha first day, im in fraance atm lol
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Esme.
WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW- EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEE
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8/21/09
Lily.
Thankyou, I can put you're my Bellla swan.
Hows the Boat?? Cold? I am so sorry, You still have my D.S by the way. You scoundral. No-one ever uses the word Scoundral anymore.
Is that even how you spell it? I will nevere know. Sorry about the babbling. xxxxxxxxx
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8/20/09
Lauren.
i never new. all you gotta do cal, just keep positive ( 8)
i've really gotten into all that legally blonde shizzum since you & esmo
its sexualalalalalala
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LivLivxx8/20/09you fuking lost him! however, i forgive you. as we can make bernard juniorr. (H) i miss you baby :|
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The BEST legally blonde song EVER!
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