Austin, i am your father. Really?? No...not really! hahahahahahahaha! xxx

Southern parts?? you do have a dirty mind miss wiseman!! hehe! yeh had fabbalicious time in the ahem, southern parts!! back last night so only a wee quick visit! kinda bored, really wana go shopping but i have nooo money it's pants! i STILL dont even know if they've paid me for january yet, last time i checked was fri and they hadn't, how shocking is that!! no probs bout wed chica, we can go any day that suits! and yes i was very amused my the body-part-merging! i still have the pic of you with one bare leg and one leg with leggings! hope you're well chica, spk soon, clara x ps. omg, almost forgot, really cant waaait til the weekend with greg and phil! will be such a laugh! u can let us know bout arrangements wen we meet up xxx

hey yooou! just a quick one to say heey! im in school and bored! i know that you and young mcdougall have the course today but im dying to find out if you sacked it and went shopping otra vez hehe!! had mucho laughs wit you the other night...austin i am your father!!! and all the chattin bout ahem, jardines de mujer!! heading to your area later 2d..flying to gatwick at 5.30 to spend weekend con mi familia in kent woohoo!! normal food and normal shops for a coupla days ..i cant wait!!! u fancy cinema next week, maybe wed? we can chat bout it next wk anyway, hope you´re well chica, speak soon!! Clara xxx

yesssss,we will be there then, we leave on the 3rd...GREAT,get to hear some of his brupp brupping again...gotta love it.cu soon xxxxxx

alright missus, have a good xmas and all that jazz.Just to you know that I'm def coming to Madrid on the puente at the end of Feb.Me and one of the girls down here have our tickets booked and Tim and some of his Avignon crew might be heading over aswell. We have to have a catch up and a good night out on the drink Let me know if you're gonna be around.Lotsa love xxxxxxxxxx

Heyyyy.hows it going up there in Madrid?Did u have a good puente?I ended up in a little cottage half way up a mountain in Granada...it was bloody freezing but we had a good laugh.Going home on saturday,can't wait,will meet up with tim at the airport and go to mine for a few days.Haven't seen him for ages so it should be fun! When you heading home?You looking forward to it?Anyway hope you're ok Wizzman....will come visit in the New Year.Lotsa love xxxx

hello stinky bum, how are u?? just been in sheffield visiting jenny. had a fab time, i was fooked last nite- gonna go to bed in a bit. i need some TLC. simon's coming on saturday so lookin forward to seein him . delivered another baby- thats 33 now!! i'm nearly there. met jenny last thursday afternoon in watergates 4 a bottle of rose. she sends her love- shes moved to manchester now. went shoppin on thurs nite with laura- chester looks to perty with the xmas lights. missin u both millions and cant wait to see u. big soggy kisses and lots of love, helly xxx

Ok,ok....its turning out to be amazingly expensive to get up to Madrid because its the puente so think I might have to call it off until after xmas Booo!I know you were dying to see me Also Beth,Loose and Kerr are demanding that you get signed up to Facebook immediately...I just joined the other day and got a bit of an update on their years abroad.Tim has cut off his sex wig!They all want a Pau reunion!!We have to do it at some point.Gave Beth ur email add the other day so she'll probs be in touch if she hasn't already.Hope you're ok,besitos xx

shes really smelly and keeps contacting me, how do i get rid of her?? hehe. thanks for ur eeeemail. bet ur ma & pa are havin a fab time. so jealous. meetin jenny for a drink tomorro nite. just finishin off my essay today today. i bet greg looks good- when i was on out patients placement a lad needed plates in his face 4 broken cheekbone and it was fab how small the cuts are and where they put them. love ya xxx

Hey Wizzman!!There has been a slight change of plans and me and my crew are thinking of (inc.nego!) are coming up over the puente in Dec...i.e 6th-10th.U still gonna be around or u heading back home/somewhere else in spain over that weekend?Would be really good to see you and your new place!Let me know if you're still free Lots of love xxxx

Heya smelly bottom, i said i'd write. Haven't had internet access for the past couple of days, The NHS aint quite up to scratch yet. Just want to say thankyou for your concern over the past few weeks. Couldn't believe it when it happened, i was afraid to tell you cos i didnt know how you would react to the accident. Panned out quite well i think. I had such a nice birthday with you, you really made my 21st for me, without you it would have been a bit of a downer cos couldn't really drink loads and it was just so nice to have someone there for me. Well its all done and dusted now, 4 hours in the operating room and 6 metal plates inserted, can't believe they had to basically re-build the left side of my face. I still look pretty though lol. Can't wait to see you this week, even though its been a tough time recently im really looking forward to it. Love you so much and bring on the Rugby this saturday!!!!! Love you lots, Greg xxxxx aka Grog.

Hola,gobby here!How'd u go over in England?Did Greg have a nice bday?Might be coming up to Madrid at the end of the month so would be quality if we could meet up and have a few....well lots...of drinks!Dunno exactly when we're coming up but will be in touch when I know dates etc.U got a spanish number yet?Lotsa love xxx

Hey just thought i'd leave a comment to say thanks for ur lovely message!!! Hope u guys have a great time this weekend and i should hopefully be back next weekend and ready for a huge night out!!! Look after that little irish flatmate of mine she is all by her lonesome this weekend and u don't want Carmen taking advantage!!! Besos guapa Lynsey xxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Hello wank bag!The land of Carmen is absolutely amazing...dont wanna brag too much about it or u´ll just get upset and annoyed about leaving it!She only comes to my bed when the other girls are at work,cuz we like to make lots of noise!Yuck...its disgusting to even joke about it!!Don´t think i´m gonna go out this wknd,have a stack of work to do for uni and am workin in the bar sat and sun but i´ll give yas a call and maybe meet up for a while...i´m all on my own this wknd cuz the rest of them are going home Anyways,I´ll speak to u soon!x

Alreet smelly!U manage to get your work in ok?I only just got mine in, I'm so lazy its really bad.Haven't even started my big project thing yet though!U heard from Mark?I've got bloody Carmen coming to visit me!!!She's going to visit the people in Granada so wants to see me too.How thrilling...just my luck to get her.Got a call from Nina today, she's in Granada so me and Tim are going to visit her this weekend.Should be a laugh Hope you're ok, have fun with smelly Greg,tell him I say HOLAAAAAAAAA.xxxxxx

I had to think long and hard about it, but finally decided i´d accept u as a friend...only cuz u don´t have many and i felt a bit sorry for u lol.Lookin forward to another drunken nite 2moro...hope you and ur liver are ready for it!!See ya´s then xx

Hey u, good to hear from you Off on holiday next week eh...lucky you, me and Tim are hoping to get away somewhere soon, he says HI by the way!No not got any accomodation yet,bit worried but hoping once i write to my school they might have some suggestions,I'm gonna ask them.Glad you're ok, u heard from any other of the Pau girlies recently..Beth will be off to Germany soon.Mental!We'll have to try and visit!Anyway lotsa love hun,glad you're ok xxxx

U written to your school yet?If yeh, have u heard back from them?Would txt but not got any cred at the mo!Hope ur ok xxxxx

Charlotte smells of frogs legs and snails and garlic...she's really into the french way of life!!!!