1.what do u say to a chav with a job?…
Big Mac Please!

2. What do u call a chav in a suit?…
The accused!

3.What do you call a chav with 9 GCSE’s?
A liar.

4.where do you take your chavette girlfriend for a nice night out?
Up the gary

5.two chavs are in a car, and no music is playing. Who’s driving?
the police

6.Two chavs jump off a cliff. Who wins?
Society

7.how do u stop a chav from drowning?
take your foot off his head

8.What do you call a chav tart in a white tracksuit?
The bride.

9.whats the similarity between a chav and a slinky:
there is lots of fun to be had watchin them fall down a steep set of stairs

10.If you see a Chav on a bike, why should you try not to hit him?
It might be your bike.

11.What’s the difference between a Chav and a coconut?
One’s thick and hairy, the other’s a coconut.

12.What’s the first question at a Chav quiz night?
“What you lookin’ at?”

13.How do you get 100 Chavs into a phone box?
Paint three stripes on it.

14.What’s the difference between a Chav girl and the Grand Old Duke of York?
The Grand Old Duke of york only had ten thousand men…

15.The Government have approached the Chav’s to ask them if they would like ( on joining a single currency with europe) to have the currency of the country renamed.
The Chav’s have replied that they prefer to keep is as the Giro

16.What do you say to a chav at the peak of their career?
“Big Mac and fries please”

17.What did the little chav say to the big chav?
“Can you get served?”

18.What do chavs use as protection during sex?
A bus shelter.

19.How does a chav girl turn the lights off after sex?
She closes the car door.

20.What’s the difference between a battery and a chav?
A battery has a positive side

21.Why couldn’t the chav finish a race?
He was only good at startin!

22.Why do Chavs always travel around in pairs?
One can read and one can write

23.What do you do if you run over a chav?
Reverse just to make sure

24.Why is it a shame when 2 chavs drive a skoda off a cliff?
A Skoda holds 5

1. Whats your Name?
2. Are we close?
3. What do you think of me?
4. Do ya hav a crush on me?
5. Would u kiss me?
6. would u meet me if i started meeting u ?
7. Describe me in 3 words?
8. If u Had Me for 30 Mins wat would you do?
9. What was ur first impression of me?
10. Do u still think the same?
11.. What reminds u of me?
12. If you could give me anything what would it be?
13. How well do u know me?
14. What do u like best about me?
15. Ever wanted 2 tell me something u could'nt?
16. Could you ever love me?
17. Give me a nickname and explain why?
18.R u gona put this on ur blog and c wat i say bout u?
19.Anything 2 say b4 u go?

1. give me ur number?
2. love me?
3. let me kiss u?
4. watch a movie with me?
5. have dinner with me?
6. drive me sumwer?
7. take a shower with me?
8. be my gf/bf?
9. tell me u think im cute?
10. buy me a drink if i didnt have mone?
11. take me home for da nite?my huse r ur huse?
12. let me sleep in ur bed?
13. have sex with me?
14. re-post dis for me 2 let me answer ur questions?
15. do u think im attractive, beautiful r sexy?
16. do u like my style?
17. do u think im funie?
18. do u care about me?
19. would u dance wit me?
20. would u sing happy b'day 2 me?