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Chris Pocock
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Male, 30,
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- Member since: March 2005
- Last active: 12/31/09
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- this one's for you mary!
- Me, Myself, and I
- i love music, films, reading, sleeping/not quite sleeping and knowing you dont have to get up cos its saturday. i love singing, dancing, eating. i love being woken up to the smell of cooking breakfast. i love mowing my lawn, feeding my fish and fighting with my dog until i make her so angry that her eyes glaze over and she goes for my throat (i should really learn when to stop). i love going on holiday and sitting on a beach roasting in weather that is far to hot to be good for you until my skin starts to feel like its being streched out and the only thing i can do to make it stop burning is to run in the sea. i love hugs and cuddling up in bed. i love karate, comics and world of warcraft. i love all things starwars. i love my birds, my fish and my gorgeous dog bonnie. i love my family and my friends they are the most amazing people i know and i would do anything for them. i have recently discovered that taking my puppy for a walk helps me clear my head which often gets into a muddle.
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- Music
- Cut straight outta facebook cos i hate filling these things out! I love loads of music, both old 70's stuff which is what i was raised on and new stuff, here is a little sample. A, AC/DC, Ash, Alkaline Trio, Arcade Fire, Beatles, Biffy Clyro, Billy Talent, Deftones, Foo's, Hoobastank, Hot Water Music, Incubus, Killers, Kings of Leon, Kinks, Led Zep, Papa Roach, Queen, Queens of the Stone Age, System of a Down.
- Films
- i am a great lover of all types of films! i have an epic DVD collection but i'll try n narrow it down a bit. All the Star Wars Movies! Lord of the Rings, Harry
Potter, The Matrix, Tarantino stuff, British Gangsta stuff both old school and new school. some war flicks. comedies with jack black and will ferrell always go down a treat. i love 80's flicks like blind date, 3 amigos, uncle buck! brat pack stuff is also very cool im well into asian cinema at the moment, especially old Kurosawa and Ozu stuff. - TV
- Lost, 24, Heroes, Men Behaving Badly, Only Fools and Horses, Fawlty Towers, Blackadder, Spaced, The Office, Peep Show, Mighty Boosh, Red Dwarf, Extras, Black Books, League of Gentlemen.
- Sports
- karate n badminton to do, Boxing n UFC to watch. i dont follow a football team but i love the world cup. i get obssesed for a month every 4 years then it kinda goes away...
- Books
- Harry Potter is sadly over, i really enjoyed that. im into Steven King's 'The Dark Tower' series at the moment, which is absolutely awesome! my all time favourite author is Robert Rankin. I also like, Dean Koontz, James Herbert and Shaun Hudson.
- Scared Of
- dying, bits in films that make you jump.
- Happiest When
- with my friends.
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The day when Eucha dropped her spuds in the road. By Chris Pocock 2007 © xxx
Once upon a time on her way home from shopping
Eucharia Hammel was skipping and hopping
Swinging her bag in the air with glee
Looking forward to cooking some spuds for her tea.
Little did she know that in her bag was a flaw
So with a big happy swing her potatoes did soar
She couldn’t believe her bag split in half
And poor old Chris could help but laugh.
With a big clump into the road they did crash
And as the cars drove by they turned into mash
She looked down at the remains at her feet
“Now what the hell am I going to eat?”
“How am I supposed to make my wedges
With half my potatoes sprayed over these hedges?”
Chris stopped laughing as Eucha turned red
“Let’s just go back and have pizza instead.”
I’m Sorry I got angry, I don’t mean to fuss
But all of my dinner is under that bus!”
“Don’t worry” said Chris “We’ll get some more laters
But for now we will have to leave out the taters.”
Then she noticed one saving grace
Something that put a smile on her face
Chris was happy as she stopped losing her rag
A single potato was left in her bag.
When she got home she took her solitary spud
And plonked it on the side with a loud thud
“I know!” she said starting to feel better
“I’m gonna write those bastards a letter!”
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Mary10/24/08Chris.... sesh next week
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Gillian Walshe4/17/08mary and i are workin on you're ward sunday week, u should work too
make it a threesome and euchy could work too make it a foursome
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Sheela Wheela4/7/08OH MY GOD. talk about rubbing salt in da wound. just left a nice msg on euchy's page and wot do i see? "no worries baby. your the best other half ever" blah blah blah blah blah fucking blah bitch
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Sheela Wheela4/7/08
still cant believe u dumped me... the love aint gonna sweeten me either. u ever hear of karma? its sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooo gonna bite u in the ass
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Gillian Walshe3/27/08
uh - oh, karen doesnt like it when u dump her as her other half, ive been there, ive done that. 2 years on she's still bitter. good luck chris. we're now in the same boat and i wish u wel!
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3/27/08
Eucharia Hammel
woohoo i found how to accept the other half thing .. i got chris to show me .. thanks for the request shnicklefritz
xxxxx
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3/24/08
Sheela Wheela
u sure u still weren't a little worse for wear when u wrote me that message? or has hanging around with us paddy's fried ur brain a lickle bit? if only 4 people got booted out then that was NOT a rowdy night. ul know its a rowdy one when only the band and barstaff are left. altho..... sometimes even they can get involved. well lucky for me i was not one of the four. i left willingly so i can hold my head high up in the air. well at least 5'5" into the air anyway. spose i can gain an extra inch if i stood on my tippy toes. i shall be seeing u today week doll. what time u comin around to help us move?
xxx
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3/23/08
Gillian Walshe
yo chris! i stil dont really belive you were in ireland - the pics of you and my irish buds crcks me up every time. just cant get my head round the whole situation - maybe i might even add one into 'the book' - its gonna be a best seller that book of you'rs. im heading back today,see you in seven kings
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3/23/08
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Trish Hammel3/23/08Heya!! Was lovely finally meetin ye!! Hope you enjoyed ur week over here, heard you were a bit sick tuesday
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3/20/08
Sheela Wheela
hey babe hows eire treating u still? i heard u were only green da other morning. ha god love ya, ya poor fecker. so id say da journey bk to wexford was an eventful one yeah? must do it again sometime. this time i'll try not to leave early
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3/12/08
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Eucharia Hammel3/6/08
ha everyone has 3 loves now instead of 1, tis great!!
ah no thats crap!! maybe there just pretendin they dont know so they can charge you loads of money and rip ya off!! 
woohoo cool! i'l prob leave in the next 10, 20 mins, is that ok?? bubye xxx
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3/6/08
Mary
Chiris you'll fit right in I promise!!!
We can all get drunk and it'll be like uve known us forever!! I cant wait...... Oh and Ive warned Coco that you're coming so that she doesnt try eat you Cork is gonna be the best!!! Oh yeah ive to go back to work now so tell Euchy that yeah... Mammy and Sinead are comin and Emily and Bobs comin now too.... there's gonna be some crowd of us Yay!!!!!
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3/6/08
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Eucharia Hammel3/6/08
heyho lol i havn't had any snaps today, didn't have any yday either!! how good am i!!
OMG!! the tinned heinze treacle sponge is absolutly beautiful!! soooo like the one from the pub!! i just cant stop thinkin bout it!! aw your poor car!! why dontcha ring em and ask em how its goin!! i'm prob gona head into romford bout 4
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3/2/08
Mary
Oh and u must o must come to oxegen. Emily and Sinead got really drunk fri nite and booked Cork
Tis goin to be a right laugh. Not long now till ur in our lovely village.
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2/19/08
have a good day with your grampsies 
xxxxx
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