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Padraig O'Iliathroid

Logistical nightmare imminent.Fighter pilot with own jet wanted.

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Padraig O'Iliathroid
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  • from Cob-H, Ireland (My Island), Europe, The Earth, The Galaxy, The Universe
  • I am Down for Whatever
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To thine own self be true&it must follow as nite follows day,thou cannot be false to anyone
Me, Myself, and I
<<<<<---Eh that wud b me I think.

O Mother dear Im over here & Im never coming back.
Wat keeps me here is d rake of beer, d ladiez and d craic.
With glasses flying and mothers crying
because PADDY is going to town


If you can talk with crowds and keep your virtue,
Or walk with kings - nor lose the common touch;
If neither foes nor loving friends can hurt you;
If all men count with you, but none too much;
If you can fill the unforgiving minute
With sixty seconds' worth of distance run -
Yours is the Earth and everything that's in it,
And - which is more - you'll be a Man my son!
Music
Everything especially the ones that are like associated with good&great times.
Films
Cinema paradiso, Braveheart, Michael Collins, shawshank redemption, Good Will Hunting, godfathers, carlitos way, austin powers, Pretty Woman, and a load of others I can't remember at d mo. Oh you can't forget the funnies - Old school, Superbad, knocked up, Van Wilder. Peter you got a friggin dart in your neck man.Love it.
Sports
Will watch Ireland play but not interested in clubs or anything like that. Used to play Rugby.
Scared Of
Everything and Nothing
Happiest When
with family and/or friends, adventuring, doing good stuff, doing bold stuff, general merriment & wen things go well.

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    • ME ME ME: More Me Stuff.

      Birthday: 17th of March.
      Siblings: 3 sisters
      Shoe size: 8/9/10 depending
      Height:5 ft and 8/9/10ins I don’t really know.
      What are u wearin rite nw: A smile, Im in bed.
      Where do you live: A Cabin in Yemen but Cobh is The place I call home
      Colour: Blick
      Number: 1
      Boys Names that u like: Elyas/Conas/Cuchailun
      Girls Names that u like: Seoise/Muiren
      Subject in school: BsC Construction Management.

      Sport: Kitesurfing/Ice hockey without ice/Sky diving and anything extreme really.
      Food: Will try almost anything once. Love Asian and Italian oh and a good New York Strip Steak with Jacket potato with sour cream, chives and bacon on it. Yum
      Months: Dec,Jan,Feb, June and July, March and April. these are the Times people are off on hols and relaxed and happy, also skiing and summer in Ireland which is the best.
      Song at the moment!: ACDC-Honey what ya do for money.
      Breakfast: It’s a rarefied occasion I have breakfast. I prefer my bed unless Mum is home and makes a fry for me, or Hal like he used to or whoever is in the bed next to me. Basically if someone else does it.
      Cologne/Perfume: CK1, Aqua de Gio
      Favorite cartoon character: Batman

      Have u ever
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      smoked: Yes and still do unfortunately but I like it.
      Bungee Jumped: Twice: once forward by legs, second by waist backflip, see video. Also got skydive licence which is much more fun.
      Made yourself throw up?: Yes, bad stomach and wanted to keep drinking or stop the room from doing the helichoppers when I was younger.
      Been skinny dipping: Oh yes, the most free feeling a fella can have. Doubt it is the same for girls becos u don’t have willies.
      Been in the opposite sex's washroom: Yes, for good and bad reasons.
      Eaten a dog biscuit: I think I might have tasted one alright. I was curious, piss off.
      Put your tongue on a frozen pole: Might of, can’t remember if I did.
      Loved someone so much it made you cry?: Why would it make me cry, NO.
      Been in a physical fight: A few times when needs be.Im a fella, it happens.
      Been in a police car: Ya and they even put on the lights and siren on for me.
      Came close to dying: Im Immortal but I was born blue and live in a hazardous area so I am going to say for a mortal person everyday.
      Been in a sauna: Yes, don’t see why people like them. Don’t wear jewelery it burns like feck.
      Been in a hot tub: Yes.
      Been in the ocean: Yup many of them.
      Fallen asleep in school: Oh lost count how many times.
      Flashed someone: The girls in a boat race, girls at the window, the lads and random ppul a lot lately actually.
      Fell off your chair: Yes and I think it is hilarious.
      Sat by the phone all night? I have a work and personal phone which are my alarms in the morning so I would say ya but Im in bed lying down.
      Saved Skype conversations: Well mine is set to save so it does ya.
      Saved e-mails?: Oh yes loads of them.
      Fallen for your best friend?: No because they are lads.
      Been cheated on: haha yes.

      First thing that comes to mind
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      Red: Thong
      Blue: Sky
      Autumn: Red and Yellow leaves
      Green: Freshly cut summer grass smell and grass feel between my toes of home.

      What is....
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      Your good luck charm: don’t have one.
      What’s your room like: Not too bad here, brew is bubbling, pipes, a saw and various work stuff I robbed around the cabin.Oh and a fabricated BBQ out of stainless steel pipe. My room at home is a catastrophic mess but that is the way I like it. I usually do a mad clean up at some point but it doesn't last long. Losty is great for getting me to clean my room. I hope those homeless fuckers living the dream appreciate those clothes.
      Last thing you said: See the above but I said it in my head.
      What is beside you: Bedside table with fags, remote, lighter, 2phones, can of coke,xbox360 controller,webcam,ashtray,3 books (how to be a Carioca-The alternative guide for the tourist in Rio),(Legionnaire), (A Feast for Crows),lamp,tissue. Ipod USB cable.
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    • 100 things YADA YADA YADA.

      001: Name – Patrick Iball
      002. Nickname – Padge, Padjoe, Paddy, Lupers, Eyebrow, and many more which I just made up.
      003. Single or taken – I ain’t taken.
      004. Zodiac Sign - Aries
      005. Sex – Yes a lot. Answer your question haha.
      006. Primary School: Too many to mention.
      010. Hair Color- Brun
      012. Hair Long or Short – Shaved but it was long once upon a time long long ago in a galaxy far from here.
      014. Eye Color – Like a bag skittles but brown from afar.
      015. Are you health freak – Not on your nelly.
      018. Do you like yourself – No, it is a requirement of being a hobo to self louth your demon self!!
      019. Do u wear braces? – Not even on my pants
      021. Piercings – I’ve had a few, have one now but don’t know for how long.
      022. Tattoo – Nup.
      023. Righty or Lefty – Depends on the night, sometimes both.

      ___Your 'Firsts'___
      024. Surgery – Adenoids removed when I was a kid and I want them back.
      025. Piercing – My left nipple but as stated above for how long more god knows.
      026. Bestest friends – Oh they know who they are and I couldn’t get better.
      028. First Sport You Joined – Soccer I think.
      029. First pet – Nextdoor neighbours dog Roy&Skip the Grandparents dog.We moved too much to have our own.
      032. First love - Fun

      ___Favorites___
      033. Movie – Braveheart
      034. Favorite tv show – Don’t really watch it that much. I do know I hate Eastenders and Coronation Street. They make me want to run a warm bath and slit my wrists because nothing happy ever happens.
      035. Color – Whitey blue like a lighter version of a lightsaber.
      036. Music – One of the best things in the world, I love it.
      039. Drink – almost anything alcoholic but vodka and lucozade sport, Heineken, Jager bombers, water, sprite, coke, Fanta, apple juice, Orange juice, pineapple juice.
      040. Body part – I love all the female bits. They are just so pretty.
      042. Favorite piece of clothing- Can’t beat a good ole pair of combats and a hoodie. Especially after getttin soaked in rain and having a hot shower and putting only those on because it feels comfortable.
      043. Brand Of Clothing? – I’m not a brandie person. Altho Hilfiger made the best pair of jocks I have ever worn for comfort.
      045. Favorite School – Walterstown National School, St Joseph’s, The Tech, and Wolfert Van Borselen in Holland
      046. Favorite Animal(s) – Killer Whales, Polar Bears, Wolves, Tigers, Lions, Panthers, Eagles, Horses and dags. I love all animals though except the Platapus, I mean what the feck are ya, a duck, a beaver or an otter, make up your mind God dam it. Just kidding I like them too because they are funny.
      047. Favorite Books – Mythical fiction with cool stuff to learn. Hardcore hero kind of stuff.
      048. Favorite Magazines – Focus, its educational.

      ___Your Future___
      058. Want Kids? – Why is there a sale on them or something. I’d have to meet the right girl.
      059. Want to Get Married? – don’t really see the point but I suppose I did/do dunno, see above.
      060. Careers in Mind – Rich Rogue Messer Rascal whose life is one big happy celebration with all his friends and family.

      __Which is better on d opposite sex
      068. Lips or Eyes – Eyes because you know if they are fun or not but lips are well great too.
      069. Hugs or Kisses – Man hugs and girly hugs are great, kisses rock…I can’t choose. I have never known a bad hugger but I’ve been kissed by a bad kisser. Simple answer I don’t know which to choose because I love both.
      070. Shorter or Taller – I’m gonna say shorter but to be honest I am good with both?
      072. Romantic, Spontaneous or Funny – Crazy, Sexy, Smart, Caring and Cool (and don't forget good at the bold stuff).
      073. Boobs or bum – I am afraid I love every inch of everthing on a woman so screw you I am not choosing one or the other.
      074. Sensitive or Loud - Crazy
      075. Hook-up or Relationship- Depends on a lot of stuff. Can’t say.
      076. Sweet or C

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      > Zebo, a half blind five year old south african orphan, has to ride 7 miles a
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      > day to school with only one leg on a bicycle with buckled wheels and no
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      > it's fucking hilarious....
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      > I keep having my profile on that dating website 'Match.com' rejected.
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      > One of the questions is, 'What do you want in a woman?'.
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      > Apparently 'my cock' is not an acceptable answer.
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      > A suicide bomber runs into a pet shop and yells, 'you've all got one
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      > Minute to get out!'
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      > The tortoise at the back of the shop shouts, 'you cunt!'
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      > why are women like clouds? eventually they fuck off and its a really nice day
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      > Whats the difference between light and hard?
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      > You can sleep with a light on.
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      > A man walks into a petrol station and says, 'can I please have a KitKat
      > Chunky?'
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      > The lady behind the till gets him a KitKat Chunky and brings it back to him.
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      > 'No,' says the man, 'I wanted a normal KitKat, you fat bitch.'
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      > My wife, being unhappy with my mood swings, bought me one of these mood
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      > rings so she could monitor my mood.
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      > We discovered that, when I am in a good mood, it turns green and, when I am
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      > in a bad mood, it leaves a big fucking red mark on her forehead.
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      > I was at a cash machine when an old lady came up to me and asked to check
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      > her balance.
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      > So I pushed her over.
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      > I had a dog named minton who had an unfortunate habit of eating
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      > Bad minton.
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      > Two men are in a pub. One says to his mate 'My mother-in-law is an
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      > angel'.
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      > His dude replies 'You're so fucking lucky... Mine is still
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      > alive...'
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      > A man goes into a library and asks for a book on suicide.
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      > The librarian says; 'Fuck off, you won't bring it back.'
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      > 2 Men in a pub and one is riding a Bucking Bronco Machine. He lasts over 10
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      > minutes.
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      > 'Crikey mate, that was impressive!'
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      > 'I get lots of practice' Replied the other guy. 'My Wife's
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      > epileptic'

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    "Strong, stern, or fierce anger; deeply resentful indignation"
    Hell is in search of characters like you. You got a passion for losing control but then agen.. fiery is sexy right?
    But purposely running over a badger even if it ws wearin the same coat as you, is just not nice...
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    • Silvia Walsh
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      Balls!! :L ........EYE balls!! :L :P

      8/16/09
    • Silvia Walsh
      luv Silvia Walsh

      Whens the next time ur guna be home?? I must call down for an oul drinkin session! :L

      7/30/09
    • luv X-Paula-X

      Hahahaha.....id say she was only delighted!! :L :L u prob woulda been better off to give her tha taytos!! and where wud i get a dog in egypt pa??? yea they are assholes tha guys inseide the hotel complex were pervs but they more friendly pervs most wud ask ya out and that, but outside of it they were more intimidatin, i dont think they wud wait to ask u out first. de taxi men were takin pictures of us wen we were gettin in and out of their cars or try to buy us for camels and such. im exhausted after today we were so busy like, but my boss bought me maccy d s for my lunch so happy dayz !! :D :D u need to make precome sheets dissapperar?? WHAT?? :L :L

      7/16/09
    • luv X-Paula-X

      Ha dainty ole me???? im not that delicate like!! no not homemade stuff i dont think jus few bottles of vino and champers etc etc. i didnt stick to my no goin out rule this weekend. but im delighted i didnt it was unreal!! fell down a drain. and went for a spin in a wheelchair but i was quickly lifted out over tha back of it :( . good times! wentworth wasnt out so i cudn embarrass myself more. :) happy dayz. :) is it near egypt? that wud be considered a fairly liberal muslim country but still tha men were really scary! luckily u wont have to worry about tha! i work in a clothes shop so its all about sales. chattin to customers helpin them pick suitable things or puttin outfits together, tellin them if somethin looks good or not. id never lie like if somethin looked awful i wouldn pretend it didnt. cos they can see straight thru that anyway. day off today so happy :) im only exhausted. hows work wit u?

      7/14/09
    • Maria O'Keeffe
      Maria O'Keeffe

      Only one rebuttle needed Iball... and it's something you've acknowledged many times.... I AM ALWAYS ALWAYS ALWAYS.....

      7/10/09
    • Maria O'Keeffe
      luv Maria O'Keeffe

      like you pointed out on skype earlier..... you learn all sorts by being friends with me! oh, and by the way... you're very VERY welcome. no need for praise.... i can manage perfectly well with all of the self-praise I give myself. and as for this "self-praise is no praise at all"... i say.... B0110>< ;)

      7/9/09
    • Maria O'Keeffe
      Maria O'Keeffe

      A limerick is cleverly versed The second line rhymes with the first The third is quite short The fourth's the same sort And the last line is often the worst! In reply to: ""There was a rich man from Nottingham who tried2cross d river. D silly old dope he tripped on a rope and now look at him shiver" " by Padraig O'Iliathroid

      7/9/09
    • Maria O'Keeffe
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      your limerick rhyming is all off buddy! sorry! In reply to: ""There was a rich man from Nottingham who tried2cross d river. D silly old dope he tripped on a rope and now look at him shiver" " by Padraig O'Iliathroid

      7/9/09
    • luv X-Paula-X

      It wasnt normal for me i looked possessed. :L :L while singin that oh god woulda made some funny watchin if it had been videoed. i couldnt see when i woke up tha next mornin for about an hour. and der was a dalmation on top of me too come to think of it. stranger things have happened tho! Yea i saw tha wasnt he on tha late late or somethin like tha wen he said tha? der definately cousins so. u wud prob kno him if i pointed him out id say hes ur age if not bit older. thats not fear thats paranoya! but aint that more associated wit smokin?? saudi, my godfather was out there for awhile workin ur lucky ya dont have to go there, hes in abu dhabi now last while tho. where is algeria?? back to workies tomor i said ill be good to them and start earlier an work later, itl help tha shoe fund like!

      7/8/09
    • X-Paula-X

      Ha no u dont even understand i took tha term alchohol abuse to a whole other level. :L :L God thats an awful lot of shit to be dealin wit! thats tha information they leave out of tha job description! wudn mind a massage actually think ill have to orgnise one now seein as u put that idea in my head. Yea and he had never even heard of michael scholefield i was like well ur more a cross of him and his brother. i was runnin in tha rain to tha taxi rank and nearly took a tumble apparently it was hilarious. oh and i had a guy sing me songs wit his guitar too.. while i clapped and tried to speak german ya kno that ramstein song sonne...but i only knew tha odd word!! "la la lala la somethingsomething das licht......eins zwei drei......la la lala la" :L :L oh cringe...

      7/7/09
    • luv X-Paula-X

      I nearly died this weekend. im never goin out again!!! i mean it. i really reallly do iv never been in so much pain. 2 days dyin what tha hell like!!! and no more after parties iv retired from them. i was so pissed ders dis guy tha does be in tha com, i asked him did he star in prison break. and it got worse from there. soo did ur boss let ya know if ud be doin another rotation?? iv 2 days off now Wooo!! plenty of sleeps for me :)

      7/7/09
    • James Gannon
      luv James Gannon

      trying that long!! thought ud have charmed ur way in there ages ago, all male crew i presume ha ha!! do you get bad weather over there????

      7/3/09
    • James Gannon
      luv James Gannon

      Howya Padjo!! Cheers fella keepin up appearances u know!! ha wat can i say ur cuz makes me look good ha ha!!! Helicopter ride, as part of work or social activities!!!

      7/3/09
    • X-Paula-X

      Really?? thats kinda not fair!! like i said it twice and they wen they "sorted it" i was only given 3 hours extra and stil short loads. >:( its def not jus a girly thin!! :( okay wat broken telephone are u referrin to???? i got a bit lost at that part!! im still gettin flasbacks from last sat nyt and der jus gettin funnier, like der was this mystery man that jus appeared outta nowhere wit curry and chips, i ate them all and then he dissappeared into tha nyt and nobody els can remember him except me!! my lovely nu shoes got ruined too tho :(

      7/1/09
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      Hows work goin last few days? iv had a few days off its been great! back to it at half 9 tomor...they keep messin up my pay tho its gettin really annoying!! >:( only went out sat nyt...wasnt tha best a bit depressed i was. :( and i was fairly hungover sunday stayed in bed til half 6. an everyone kept talkinabout food i thought i was gonna die!! aaamm i cant say i did notice!! did u have a dark brown tan??? cant have been darker than mine anyways ;)

      6/29/09
    • luv X-Paula-X

      U passed a note to colin farrel??????? :O :O wat did u say to him? oh i havin seen many but i jus love him. Where was that u were on guard duty? howd u manage to get a sleep in? i kno u always end up feelin worse for it wen ur used to bein up early. weathers still lully here, still white tho feck sake its first day al year i got a chance to sit out in it. i cant even watch home and away anymore i get so jealous der al so tanned :( do u get a colour out there?

      6/25/09
    • luv X-Paula-X

      Ohmygod i do about 32 and i think thats bad!! :L its on sonyas phone so ill have to get her to send it to me and il put it up i don care if i look like shit cos hes in it wit me! tha cheek of ya tho i don always look mank :( ur jus seein me outta ur gammy eye!! :L :L course i knew who he was i love him, id say most girls know him tho? gill an clo didnt kno who he was tho and i was all excited tellin them. they killed my buzz. off today and tomor and tha weather is beautiful :D

      6/24/09
    • X-Paula-X

      ya i will of course. u dont get days of?? really?? ohmygod i wouldn be able for that i only get one or two and there rarely together but i needs them. Britney was AMAZING :D :D her dancin, stage props, costumes, entertainers everything was brilliant. I met Bernard dunne in out hotel at reception i didnt even realise he was next to me for ages i nearly died like cos i love him. He is so nice, we got a pic wit him too and a chat. Delighted i am hes even sexier in real life. So pissed off tho i looked like shit and de picture is mank an he looks hot and its not even on my camera. :( but still so happy :D

      6/21/09
    • Ruth Murphy
      luv Ruth Murphy

      Listen little mr "perfect" I'm not liking the comments on the pictures, Tara is never taller that's just not possible. How's everything with you? I take it there's not to much going on with you by the comments.... Where are you these days?

      6/19/09