FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.


FRIENDS: Calls your parents by Mr. and Mrs.
BEST FRIENDS: Calls your parents DAD and MOM

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin
"We fucked up ... but that shit was fun!


FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore..



FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your shit and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."


FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...


FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.


FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME!"


FRIENDS: Are only through highschool.
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.


FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Bitch drink the rest of that you know we don't waste."

FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will knock them the fuck out..

1. YOU IMPERSONATE THE UNBELIEVEABLES (EVEN
THOUGH U HAVE A TIPP ACCENT)
2. YOU THINK A TIPP JERSEY IS THE HEIGHT OF
FASHION
3. YOU DISLIKE LIMERICK/KILKENNY/GALWAY/CLARE
COUNTIES
4. YOU USE THE WORD "WELL" AS A GREETING
5. GUINNESS (NOT MURPHYS) IS THE ONLY STOUT U
DRINK
6. YOU BUY TIPPERARY SPRING WATER EVEN THOUGH
YOU HAVE ON TAP
7. YOU BELIEVE ITS THE HOME OF HURLING DESPITE
HAVING LESS TITLES THAN CORK & KILKENNY !!!!
8. YOU PRONOUNCE TEA AS TAY
9. YOU HAVE NO IDEA OF ANY OTHER TIPPERARY
TOWN/PARISH OUTSIDE OF YOUR OWN
10. TRAMORE WAS YOUR IDEA OF A SUMMER HOLIDAY
11. PEOPLE THINK YOU TALK FUNNY WHEN YOU RETURN
HOME FOR THE WEEKEND (TIPP PEOPLE CAN PICK UP A DUBLIN 4 ACCENT AFTER
5 MINS)
12. YOU SING "SLIEVENAMON" FOR NO APPARANT
REASON DESPITE NOT VISITING THE AREA
13. YOU HATE SINGING "ITS A LONG WAY TO TIPPERARY"
14. YOU HATE BEING ASKED "WHERE ARE YOU FROM"
WHEN U HAVE JUST TOLD SOMEONE YOU ARE FROM TIPP (ONLY APPLIES TO TIPP
TOWN RESIDENTS)
15. YOU COME ACROSS AS BEING ARROGANT
16. YOU SAY "THATS RIGHT" WITHOUT REALISING
17. YOU WERE NOT TAUGHT HOW TO PRONOUNCE ANY WORDS
BEGINNING WITH THE LETTERS T & H IN SCHOOL, ALL ARE PRONOUNCE USING "DE"
AS IN "DE TOWN"
18. YOU USE THE SAME PUB WHEN ATTENDING A MATCH
OR CONCERT IN DUBLIN OR CORK....QUINNS IN DUBLIN AND REARDONS OR McCORMACKS IN CORK
19. YOU LOVE GALTEE FOODS, CALVITA CHEESE IS ALSO A JIGSAW
20. YOU HAVE A RELATION WHO IS (A) A GARDA OR (B) A NURSE
21. YOU THINK LOUSIE MORRISSEY IS A TOP ENTERTAINER

My Boyfriend -
My Girlfriend - Stacey!!! it must be love love love, JOKE! My wife -
My mum - Aine
My dad - Alan
My dog - Grainne
My Leprechaun-Lisa-anne!!!
My big brother- kevin
My little brother-
My twin- Stacey, obviously!
My little sister- cora!!!
My other little sister- paddy!!
My aunt - Rachel
My cousin - eoin!!!next time i throw a botttle of water at ur head i wont miss k!!!!
My daughter-
My other daughter-
My son - Sinead!!!
My brother-in-law -
My sister-in-law -
My friend - Eddy Fletcher!
My best friend - Stacey!!!
My best friend - Kevin!!
My other best friend - cora!!!
My niece -
My nephew -
My guardian - Bosco
My personal shopper -
My slave - John Owen
My shopoholic friend - stacey!!!
My god mother - Eddy Fletcher
My god father -
My fairy god mother- Michael o' Dwyer(she is realy pretty)
My siamese twin -
My valentine -
My crazy ASS BIATCH - Sinead(sin sin toby)
my other crazy ASS BIATCH - Mairead!!
My chatterbox - laura, i cud kill her, shut up pleeeeease!!! lol
My SEXY admirer -
My other hot admirer -
My messer upper - GRAINNE GAY FUCK (i hate her)