Egypt
Well Egypt was awesome. Met some lovely people- Jimmy + Jimmy, Lydia + Faye , lovely couples- Rich + Kerry, Lou + Sarah...+ i must say Osker is a LEGEND! I rode on two camels, Kazanova + Whisky-Soda, oh + a horse tha i named Brandy. I also kissed Kazanova =\ I rode on a quad bike + by the time i came off it i had so much sand on my legs it looked like really bad fake tan I went scuba diving + got some great pics! Saw a blue-spotted sting ray, a puffer fish + some other awesome fish. There was a waiter who looked like Tevez who i was trying to teach how to pronounce my name, "Kort-nee" "Ahh,, Curt-lee" "No..." he got it in the end But Remember- THE WAITRESS NEVER LIES!!

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Why does the media think they know what will happen to Ronaldo? Even Ronaldo said, "I don't know about the future, only God knows it. I can't say any more." I don’t think god is talking to the media, and if he was it wouldn’t be about footy.

OMG! Cristiano Ronaldo has the nastiest little chicken legs I have ever seen. They look like the drumsticks that your daddy left on the grill too long and are all charred and burned.

Ronaldo just has a tan leave him alone. If you were rich and famous you would lie around on the beach all day too. The fact that he has the time to tan and be the best in the world is a good thing, not a bad one. Stop being a jealous little baby!

Manchester United legend Eric Cantona said that Ronaldo's desire to leave Old Trafford is "stupid." Cantona emphasized that Ronaldo's play perfectly suits United, and that the logic of leaving the European Champions for a lesser club is nonsensical.

Ronaldo finally broke the long silence regarding his rumored transfer to Real Madrid by announcing, "I can confirm that I'll be playing for Manchester United next season." Do you think fans will forgive him for wanting to leave for Spain? (me- defo)

I was really impressed with how mature Ronaldo was in his interview. He explained that the reason he wanted to leave United was because he had already won everything and wanted a new challenge. I feel sorry for him because of all the pressure. (he wont go. noooooooooooooo. neverrrrrrrrrrrrrrr)

FIFA president Sepp Blatter feels that, "in football there is too much modern slavery." Not surprisingly, the disgruntled Cristiano Ronaldo said , "I completely agree with the statements of the president, he is right."

Alex Ferguson said it once, and he has said it again, "Ronaldo is NOT for sale!" United's American owners said they would prefer to banish players like Ronaldo to the stands rather than sell them. Do you think United will change their mind?

Ronaldo has finally broken his silence. He said, "The possibilities to go to Madrid are great, I will talk with Manchester and we will try to reach a deal." That may be what he wants, but United plans to let him rot on the reserves if he won't play.

Ronaldo is obviously the best player in the world. No one can compare with his flare, style, grace, and ability to finish on the ball. Sorry Kaka, there is a new world footballer of the year, and it's not you.

Ronaldo was phenomenal in Portugal's second EURO 2008 match against the Czech Republic. Ronaldo had a goal and an assist, and was easily the most dominant player on the pitch. So much for the argument that he dissappears in big games!

It seems like perpetual flopper Cristiano Ronaldo has flipped his stance on a Real Madrid transfer again. He said, "My future will be clear next week. Everyone will be pleased - my club as well as me. I think I will definitely be here next season."

Real Madrid boss Ramon Calderon accused Manchester United of enslaving Ronaldo! He said, "Players play where they want. If a player decides to leave, he can't be stopped. Slavery was abolished some time ago."