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Rory Scanlon

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4/28/09 | me too! | Reply

Rory Scanlon
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  • Male, 26, Luv 64
  • from Ashbourne Co.Meath
  • I am In a Relationship
  • Profile views: 9,336
  • Member since: May 2006
  • Last active: 11/9/11
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About Me

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Me, Myself, and I
My life?I make it up as I go along.......
The Other Half Of Me
Stephanie Doran

Stephanie Doran

MAN EATER!:P

Music
Has to be System of a down, Metallica, trivium, led zeplin, Iron maiden, slayer, soilwork , Grip Inc., prodigy, faithless, nervana, ACDC, foo fighters, papa roach, napalm death, queens of the stoneage, muse, pantera, in flames, stillremains, magadeth, as i lay dying , RoryGallagher, thinlizzy, Hendrix , bakerloo., ....the list goes on
Films
Anchor man, spongebob, super troopers those flims will stand the test of time
Sports
Rugby the only sport for me and of course Leinster and MEATH in the GAA
Scared Of
Hairy women, people with different coloured eyes
Happiest When
Eating , drinking , sleeping, drinking, sleeping, drinking more...i think i might have a drink problem...and sleeping in work!!!
People i admire
STRIPPERS
People i don't admire
Anyone who is not a stripper

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  • Rules of Manhood


    (1) Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella.

    (2) It is ok for a man to cry under the following circumstances:
    a) When a heroic dog dies to save its master.
    b) The moment Angelina Jolie starts unbuttoning her blouse.
    c) After wrecking your boss' car.
    d) One hour, 12 minutes, 37 seconds into "The Crying Game".
    e) When she is using her teeth

    (3) Any Man who brings a camera to a stag night may be legally killed and eaten by his mates.

    (4) Unless he murdered someone in your family, you must bail a friend out of jail within 12 hours.

    (5) If you've known a bloke for more than 24 hours, his sister is off limits forever, unless you actually marry her.

    (6) Moaning about the brand of free beer in a mate's fridge is forbidden. Complain at will if the temperature is unsuitable.

    (7) No man shall ever be required to buy a birthday present for another man. In fact, even remembering your mate's birthday is strictly optional.

    (8) On a road trip, the strongest bladder determines pit stops, not the weakest.

    (9) When stumbling upon other blokes watching a sporting event, you may ask the score of the game in progress, but you may never ask who's playing.

    (10) You may flatulate in front of a woman only after you have brought her to climax. If you trap her head under the covers for the purpose of flatulent entertainment, she's officially your girlfriend.

    (11) It is permissible to quaff a fruity alcopop drink only when you're sunning on a tropical beach... and it's delivered by a topless supermodel...and it's free.

    (12) Only in situations of Moral and/or physical peril are you allowed to kick another bloke in the nuts. Unless you're in prison, never fight naked.

    (13) Friends don't let friends wear Speedos. Ever. Issue closed.

    (14) If a man's fly is down, that's his problem, you didn't see anything.

    (15) Women who claim they "love to watch sport" must be treated as
    spies until they demonstrate knowledge of the game and the ability to drink as much as the other sport watchers.

    (16) A man in the company of a hot, suggestively dressed woman must remain sober enough to fight.

    (17) Never hesitate to reach for the last beer or the last slice of pizza, but not both.... that's just mean.

    (18) If you compliment a bloke on his six-pack, you'd better be talking about his choice of beer.

    (19) Never join your girlfriend or wife in discussing a mate of yours... except if she's withholding sex pending your response.

    (20) Phrases that may not be uttered to another man while lifting weights:
    a)Yeah, Baby, Push it!
    b) C'mon, give me one more! Harder!
    c) Another set and we can hit the showers!

    (21) Never talk to a man in a bathroom unless you are on equal footing: Both urinating, both queuing, etc. For all other situations, an almost imperceptible nod is all the conversation you need.

    (22) Never allow a telephone conversation with a woman to go on longer than you are able to have sex with her. Keep a stopwatch by the phone. Hang up if necessary.

    (23) The morning after you and a girl who was formerly "just a friend" have carnal drunken sex, the fact that you're feeling weird and guilty is no reason not to do it again before the discussion about what a big mistake it was.

    (24) It is acceptable for you to drive her car. It is not acceptable for her to drive yours.

    (25) Thou shalt not buy a car in the colours of brown, pink, lime green, orange or sky blue.

    (26) The girl who replies to the question "What do you want for Christmas?"with "If you loved me, you'd know what I want!" gets a Playstation, end of story

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  • Question Time



    1. Whats your Name?
    2. Are we close?
    3. What do you think of me?
    4. Do you hav a crush on me?
    5. Would u kiss me?
    6. would u f**k me?
    7. Describe me in 3 words?
    8. If u Had Me for 30 Mins wat would you do?
    9. What was ur first impression of me?
    10. Do u still think the same?
    11. What reminds u of me?
    12. If you could give me anything what would it be?
    13. How well do u know me?
    14. What do u like best about me?
    15. Ever wanted 2 tell me something u could'nt?
    16. Could you ever love me?
    17. Give me a nickname and explain why?
    18. R u gona put this on ur blog and c wat i say bout u?
    19. Anything 2 say b4 u go?


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  • Things to do before you die or if your just plain bored!!!

    1,Tell your boss/teacher go fuck themselves
    2,learn how too burp the alphabet
    3,Get locked up for a night
    4,Do something really stupid
    5,Throw stones at someones glasshouse
    6,Eat a pizza hut family meal by yourself
    7,Light your farts on fire
    8,Eat your snot
    9,Eat a raw egg
    10,Do a really loud fart in a public place
    11,Crack a stink bomb in a takeaway
    12,Swing right the way round on a swing set
    13,Love your knees
    14,Do a drive-by mooner
    15,Streak through a crowded area
    16,Play with traffic
    17,Play a game of nutsack with a solid rubber dog bone
    18,learn how too swear in different languages
    19,Piss into a kettle
    20,Give someone an atomic wedgie
    21,Drink till you puke!!then start again
    22,Blow stuff up in a microwave
    23,Blow up the microwave
    24,Learn how too juggle
    25,Then juggle with chainsaws
    26,Run head first into a wall
    27,Crowd surf in the Q at tesco
    28,Break all'For Sale'signs that you can see
    29,Rob peoples garden furniture
    30,Rob a BANK!!!!
    31,Have sex with two women in the same night
    32,Have sex with two women in the same bed on the same night ??
    33,Talk shite to a complete stranger
    34,Eat stuff you find on the ground
    35,Go too bed wearing your socks
    36,Glue someones face too the ground
    37,Skinny dip in a public fountain
    38,Ride a Ban Garda after she pulls you over !!!
    39,Set of a banger in the house BOOM
    40,Throw somebody through a window
    41,Fake your own death
    42,Puke into your neighbours garden then blame the dog!
    43,Brush your teeth while wearing a jacket
    44,Call your girlfriend by the wrong name
    45,Cut the grass naked
    46,Convince someone that you are god
    47,Play Russian roulette
    48,Swollow a sword
    49,Think of another thing to do!
    50,...............................
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    • Mark Talbot
      Mark Talbot

      Poo face butt muncher !!!!

      6/30/09
    • Shelly Scanlon
      luv Shelly Scanlon

      no it was a crap game

      6/9/09
    • Shelly Scanlon
      luv Shelly Scanlon

      :L :L you mean after we bet you.we should meet up if your going to the match.

      6/5/09
    • Leigh Reece
      Leigh Reece

      Rory ;) Heeey looong time no talk :O :L Whats upp? How aree things with yoouu? Yoouu still enjoying life ? :P :D Butt anyways jusst wanted to drop by and say " Hello" :P Shall talk with youu laterr [!] Byeee x3

      5/22/09
    • Alan Wall
      luv Alan Wall

      ian power aswell 9 lads 4 birds means 4 sub lads 2 sub girls and people wont make it each week

      5/20/09
    • Alan Wall
      luv Alan Wall

      dats a shite name

      5/18/09
    • Sile
      Sile

      funny. all sounds good so in the world of the scanlon folk! things r crazy by me and the minute... if i could just shake this hang over head off me!!! moved into the new school thurs/fri, its absolutely amazing! it was agony moving all the stuff .it scared me how much furniture/books and crap build up. anyway i think the entire staff force need not go gyming for a month we carried so much. and i drove the car with a trailer, christ the farmer within is trying to come out in me id say haha! and i didnt crash! 1st day for the kidos monday. deyl b so excited. got my date for my supervisor for the 27th so i hope to gawd that goes well. if not i dunno wat il do! up in kildare 4d wk wit intentions of gettin loadsa work done. not been home in ages so iv resorted to wearin my cork hoodie2keep me goin haha.all the gang at home are busy busy!!never a lull by them! crikey iv never left such a long comment on bebo...i must stop now... :)

      5/16/09
    • Alan Wall
      luv Alan Wall

      "The Reds"

      5/13/09
    • Sile
      Sile

      jes fair play to ya. shud we be getting worried. who is this sensible rory?:) ha, no iv been keeping v quiet myself also. not been out partying in over 2wks due to being sick. im on my last day off. back to school tomoro but i actually cant wait. im goin insane. nothing to do means too much time to think!! thinking is BAD! yes i heard that alryt, also i heard sum kilkenny hurler and tipp footballer got the mumps too so maybe iv kissed them all witout knowing haha!! ya it took a while 4 it to hit home but im delighted for leinster, hope ye win it out!! did ye make it to killarney for the rally? i completely forgot bout the whole thing. thats wat i get for spending too much time in kildare!! hows the family

      5/12/09
    • Sile
      Sile

      rory scanlon will u get rid of dat background/skin or watever its called its kinda scarying me!!! any madness by u dese days anyway. anything crazy happening in the good place? im very proud of myself....iv survived the mumps......it was painful and awful but i think im over it. 1st day in a week i can smile without it hurting, yipee!! and to think id the week off school anyway!! ah shur. any newses

      5/7/09
    • Marianne Talbot
      Marianne Talbot

      FYI .. Bebo works like this ... if you send messages ... they will come ...

      5/1/09
    • Mark Talbot
      Mark Talbot

      Hehehe yea not used to much anymore but good to keep your self seen by all lol Saturday thats a very bad day to have it this weekend with the big game and all !! but from what you were saying it is not the real start ?? just the singing up and shit ?? We will have to get together some evening next week and work out a few plays and shit ???

      4/30/09
    • Mark Talbot
      Mark Talbot

      Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaa story waaaaaaaaaa story sstory What time on friday ??

      4/30/09
    • Mark Talbot
      Mark Talbot

      Well ball bag whats the story ???

      3/11/09
    • Muriel Ennis
      Muriel Ennis

      I have no love for Boyne... or Ashbourne..... Yep on them again... i think i'll leave Coco's alone this time... it just seems to get worse every time i go.... Best of luck with the quarter finals... the seconds seem to be doing lots better than the first eh!? OOOOO, well done on the winning try.... bet you did your 'you come get the ball' routine after!

      3/10/09
    • Sile
      Sile

      hey! jes ya this bebo yoke has lost its touch anyway. sumday soon ppl will go "du remember that bebo thing?!" haha. busy enough this week everything goes maaad for seachtain na Gaeilge. its deadly. hows all in co. na mhí? ye behaving

      3/9/09
    • Muriel Ennis
      Muriel Ennis

      RORY! You beat Roscrea??? Remember me and my complaining about a sore ankle.... NO! it was broken! i'm on crutches AGAIN!.. Sympathy please!?

      2/26/09
    • Chris Scanlon
      Chris Scanlon

      was Sie ist, darüber sprechend

      2/16/09
    • Mark Talbot
      Mark Talbot

      Yooooooooooooooooo nigga whats the story with ya ??? Check out my flash for Lombardo at his very best ?? Any craic with ya you do anything sunday ??

      2/9/09
    • Mark Talbot
      Mark Talbot

      Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm ok hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm lol didnt see you at the gym last night !!!!!

      2/6/09