full namε: elliot evans
nicknamεs: blondie or evo
birthday: 5th january
placε of birth: landock hospital
zodiac sign: capricorn
malε or fεmalε:mαle
gradε: yeαr 9.
rεsidεncε: ely

　　　　　　appєarєncє-

hair colour: blonde
hair lεngth: short
εyε colour: blue.
weight: no comment.
height: 5'6
bracεs: nope
glassεs: no
piεrcings: none
tattos: none.
lεfty or righty: righty

　　　　　　my first-

first bεst friεnd: lloyd
first award: football
first sports i joined: football
first pεt: dog
first rεal holiday: dunno

　　　　　　my favouritєs-

movies: white chicks n marley n me
tv programmε: waterloo road
colour: blue.
bands: i dunno
song right now: numba 1 - tinchy srtyder ft n dubz
swεεts: wine gums
drink: coke
alcoholic bєveragεs: stella or wkd
restaurant: mcdonalds
brand:mckenzie
store: jd
school subjects: p.e and i.c.t
magzines: any
shoes:trainers.

　　　
　　　　　　
last-

girl you hugged- jess
boy you hugedd- my baby cousin coz he was crying
person you text- jess
person who tεxt you- jess
person you called- jess
person who called you - jess
person you spoke too- my bro n mikey n froggy
person yo spokε too on msn- andrew n jess
person you laughed att- joshua green n dale lewis
person you shoutεd att- my mum
person you arguεd with- my bro
timε yu criεd- dunno
film you watchεd- fast n furious
thing you bought- coke

　　　　　　currently-

fεεling- ill
singlε/takεn- taken
havεε a crushh - yeahh .
εating- nuffink
drinking- hot chocolate
typεing - my blog.
onlinεε - yeah
listening too- dead and gone-t.i ft justin timbelake
thinking about- jess
wanting- jess
watching- sky sports news
wearing- my boxers n vest

[ ] кιѕѕ мє
[ ] ℓєт мє кιѕѕ уσυ
[ ]gινє мє υя иυмвα
[ ]ωαт¢н α мσνιє ωιтн мє
[ ]нσℓ∂ му нαи∂ let me drive you somewhere
[_] take a shower with me?
[_] be my bf/gf?
[_] have a fling with me?
[_] let me buy you a drink?
[_] take me home for the night?
[_] Would you let me sleep in your bed?
[_] Sing car karaoke with me?
[_] re-post this for me to answer your questions?
[_] give me a piggyback ride?
[_] Come pick me up at 3 am because my car ran out of petrol in the middle of nowhere
[_] have a relationship with me?
[_] Dance with me?
[_] Let me make you breakfast?(I can cook btw)
[_] Spank that arse?
[_] Help me with homework?
[_] Tickle me to death?
[_] Let me tickle you?
[_] Stick up for me if i was being put down?
[_] Carress my body?
[_] Play strip poker with me?
[_] Say yes if i asked you out?
[_] Get wasted with me?
[_] Instant message me?
[_] Greet me in public?
[_] Hang out with me?

What Is The Third Letter Of Your Surname ?

A - I Sucked ..
B - I Ate ..
C - I Humped ..
D - I Licked ..
E - I Nipple Crippled ..
F - I Tickled ..
G - I Stalked ..
H - I Poked ..
I - I Mollested ..
J - I Shouted At ..
K - I Fell In Love With ..
L - I Had A One Night Stand With ..
M - I Wanked Over ..
N - I Bullied ..
O - I Tied Up ..
P - I Terrorised ..
Q - I Had An Arguement With ..
R - I Made A Move On ..
S - I Spanked ..
T - I Shafted ..
U - I Chased ..
V - I Made Babies With ..
W - I Kicked ..
X - I Shat On ..
Y - I Raped ..
Z - I Pissed On ..


Now Find The Second Letter Of Your First Name ..

A - My Genitals ..
B - Mу Ex ..
C - Mу Fingers ..
D - Tнє Queen ..
E - A Policeman ..
F - A Cucumber ..
G - A Pornstar ..
H - A Tub Of Vaseline ..
I - A Dirty Peedo ..
J - A Lesbian ..
K - Mу Form Teacher ..
L - A Block Of Cheese ..
M - A Vibrator ..
N - A Dirty Slute ..
O - A Rabbit ..
P - A Condom ..
Q - A Truck ..
R - Bin Laden ..
S - The Pavement ..
T - A Dildo ..
U - A Gay Man ..
V - A Banana ..
W - A Wheelbarrow ..
X - A Tramp ..
Y - A Nonce ..
Z - A Farmer ..


Now Find The Colour Of The Underwear That You Are Wearing ..

Blue - In A Gay Bar ..
Red - In A Taxi ..
Black - In The Woods ..
Green - In A Church ..
Grey - On A Deckchair ..
Yellow - In A Bed ..
Purple - In A Shed ..
Orange - Under A Tree ..
Brown - On The Sofa ..
White - In A Public Toilet ..
Pink - In The Backseat Of A Car ..
Turquoise - On A Roof ..
Other - In The Bath ..


Now Find Your Hair Colour ..

Blonde - Because I Was Horny!
Black - Because Im A Nonce!
Brown - Because It Seemed Like A Good Idea At The Time!
Ginger - Because I Am Ugly!
Red - Because I Am Not Normal!
Strawberry Blonde - Because I Cant Face The Fact That I Am Ginger!

Write What Yours Is (: