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Its Natalie.

i put that bird in a cooking pot, boiled him up and ate the lot [8].

7/10/09 | me too! | Reply

Its Natalie.
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Me, Myself, and I
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i don't know why i hate you this much.
well i do.
you don't know why i hate you this much.
and that fucks me off more than anything.






























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if he was a rich man .. da de do di da do do da di

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  • i'm bored.

    it's natalie. johnna-johnna-johnson if i really love you. and natzage skeletor to elle. and ONLY elle. i can't be fucked with bebo. so it probably won't change much. there are several people in my life who i love dearly. and several who i hate. too much to even describe. i'm normally a bitch to people i love. so soz. but if i'm a bitch to you, please don't think i love you and start talking to me. likeliness is i'd rather peel off my skin that talk to you. but i'm really quite a nice person :L :L . but chances are you won't see that side of me, because i don't very often let people that close. i like my distance from people. and i don't like people knowing everything about me. which is why you wont hear me complaining about my life on a blog, unlike some sad fucks who crave attention, and like people commenting saying "aw babe, i'm so sorry". just stop feeling sorry for yourself. people who don't let people be who they want to be really fuck me off too. and people who reckon they know so much about you, and have your life like.. pinned down, when they probably don't EVEN know your surname. aaaaand when people think they're superior to you. when more often than not, they don't even know the meaning of the word. BUT the people i do actually care about are everyone who i have good memories with. and i like boring people, you don't have to try as hard to get them to like you. OMG. me and elle. 24th of september. FLORENCEEEEE AND THE MACHINEEEEEE. cannot fucking wait (L). think that's about it tbQh. CATCH YA LATER ;D.

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Are you scared of creepy creatures?: spiders.. yes.
Are you scared of cockroaches?: ha. cock.
Do you get scared in the dark?: only when there's rapists in these dark places.
What is your favorite day of the week?: saaaturrdaaay.
Your dream car: cause i know about cars ^o]
Your dream vacation: your mum's vagina. OH!
In your next birth, you would love to be: a fly ;)
In your past birth, you must have been: a fly ;)
Your favorite pizza topping is: flies?
How many kids do you want to have?: 2/3
Last TV channel you watched: e4
What are you wearing right now?: jeans and a t-shirt. how unique am i?
What do you wear at night in bed?: shorts and t-shirt.
Your favorite toy in childhood: vibrator ;)
How many teeth do you have?: 24
When did you last visit the dentist?: few weeks ago.
Which toothpaste do you use?: aquafresh (H) do doo do (8)
Your preferred toilet paper brand: i dont care. not like i use it. ;)
Three things you can: water, food, oxygen 8-|
If you had one person to take with you on a deserted island, it would be: causei think about that kind of thing..
Your dream celebrity date: paul from waterloo road. cause he's a celebrity ;)
Do you believe in aliens?: no i do not.
Do you believe in ghosts and such?: no i do not.
Favorite cocktail: tequilla sunrise ;)
Favorite fruit: strawberryyyyy
Favorite flower: cause i have a favourite flower.. ^o]
Have you puked at a party?: no i have not.
You would love to get a tattoo done on your: nipple ;)
Have you pretended to be sick to avoid someone or some meeting?: yes i have.
Do you cry easily?: yeah.
Do you swear a lot?: like fuck do i. never fucking swar. daft cunt.
Favorite body part in the opposite sex: bum.. or stomach ;)
Corniest pickup line used by you on someone: cause people still use pickup lines..
Corniest pickup line someone used on you: same as above (H)
What: jonna-jonna-johnson -.-
What: jonna-jonna-johnson :L
Have you ever been caught in an embarrassing situation by your parents?: no.
The food you hate to eat: food :L
Your favorite breakfast cereal: coco pops ftw ;)
Do you have any pets?: yes.
If yes, describe your pets: bastard dog. who cant control his piss.
Which is your favorite holiday?: not fussed.
Have you ever been drunk out of your mind?: yes.
Ever been in a car accident?: nope.
The boy band you secretly listen to: if by listen to you mean want to kill, then every one of them.
The body part you would love to get pierced: nipple ;) right on top of the tattoo ;D
When did you last diet to lose weight?: like.. now.
What is the first thing you do in the morning when you wake up?: go back to sleep.
Do you read newspapers or books in the toilet?: ^o]. no i dont. but who the fuck would admit to doing that?!
Are you in love with someone these days?: yeeeaaahh.
Would you date a hottie who is totally dumb?: yes.. so i could laugh at their lack of intelligence.
Has anyone slapped you on the face?: yes.
What is the color of the underwear you are wearing?: black.
Which is your favorite underwear brand?: cause i have one ^o].
What is your favorite denim brand?: caue i have one ^o].
If you could afford a fashion designer, it would be: faggot question.
Your first cell phone was: shitty one.
Do you prefer to text or talk on the phone?: text.
Are you a sensitive person?: yes.
Would you go for a one night stand?: probably ;)
The romantic movie you like most: hmm..
The action movie you like most: hmm..
Do you believe in heaven and hell?: no.
Which is your most memorable trip with friends?: york (H)
Which newspaper do you read daily?: cause i read the newspaper.
The magazines you like to read: look.
Your first job was: book monitor :')
Did you have a best friend in school?: yes.
Which email service do you use most?: hotmail.
Have you ever walked to save money?: yes :L
Where do you shop for clothes?: all over. bins mostly. ;)
What was your pocket money as a kid?: £15 a week.
Can you talk to someone for long hours on the phone?: yes.
Do you like taking stupid surveys like these?: occasionally.
If yes, do you have too much free time?: yes.
One memory you wish you could erase: too many.
Any sport, you are really good at: HAHAHAHA!!!
In your purse, you keep a photo of: your penis.
Do you take any medicine daily?: no.
Have you ever lied about your age?: yes.
The last person you kissed was: your mum.
The last country you visited: egypt.
Do you need music while you are studying?: yes.
A song you loved as a kid: stayin alive LMFAO!!!!
Any kiddie song you still remember: stayin alive :') :L:L
Habits you hate in others: spitting.
On a scale of one to ten how obnoxious is this survey?: 10.
One habit of yours, you wish you could change?: hmm..
Do you brush twice a day?: 4 times. bastard brace.
How much time do you take to get ready in the morning?: like.. an hour.. ish.
Are you a day person or a night person?: im an anytime person ;)
Your favorite cartoon character: cause i watch cartoons..
Have you made a complete fool of yourself anytime?: every day.
Any word or sentence you repeat often: "cause......"
Describe your computer monitor: computer monitor like?
One book you are dying to read: cause i read.
One movie you are dying to see: lesbian vampire killers.
One music album you are dying to hear: metomorphosis.
How much time did you take to complete this survey?: fucking ages.
Don: yes.

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EVERYONE HAS THEIR FIRSTS:

FIRST REAL BEST FRIEND: dayna leadbitter

FIRST SCHOOL: regent farm (:

FIRST CELL PHONE: fuck! some shitty thing.

FIRST FUNERAL: none yet (Y)

FIRST PET: cuddles. fucking rabbit bastard

FIRST BIG TRIP: god knows

FIRST FIGHT: me & lucy o, year 4 :L

FIRST CELEBRITY CRUSH: well chad michael murray is rather fit (;

FIRST TIME OUT OF THE COUNTRY?: a long time ago.

FIRST JOB: does book moniter count? :L

FIRST BEBO FRIEND: elle

EVERYONE HAS THEIR LASTS

LAST PERSON I HUGGED: patty

LAST CAR RIDE: asda :')

LAST TIME I CRIED?: yesterday :L

LAST MOVIE I WATCHED: over her dead body, that is what i cried at lmfao! :L

LAST FOOD I ATE: indian takeaway :')

LAST ITEM BOUGHT: i (L) nerds t-shirt :D

LAST SHIRT WORN: the one i'm wearing now..

LAST PHONE CALL: mumsy

LAST TEXT MESSAGE: patty

LAST THING I TOUCHED: keyboard

LAST FUNERAL: none.

LAST TIME AT THE MALL: like last week or something.. only it's not called the mall (:

LAST TIME I WERE EXCITED FOR SOMETHING: ages ago..

LAST PERSON I SAW: brother.

LAST THING I DRANK: coffee

LAST PERSON THAT BROKE MY HEART: no one (:

LAST TIME I WERE REALLY HONESTLY HAPPY?: now :)

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  • Eleni
    Eleni

    hey sorrry i haventt replyed sooner i dont really use thiss! ermm if you have facebook addd me! Eleni Marie Savva xxxxxxx

    10/13/09
  • Steph Chaytor
    Steph Chaytor

    And tell your pal she wants to shut her shite aswell. I cant write on her bebo tho cause shes got that block thing on. Tell her I said finishing you was far from a mistake. :) god am such a bitch like. Eeeee a love bitches me like :)

    8/23/09 via Mobile
  • Steph Chaytor
    Steph Chaytor

    why the fuck yi talkin about is on utha peoples bebos. a can say wtf a want to yi. stop making a friggin deal out of it yi fukin freak. yi cause so much shit for yaself. and am glad patty feels sorry for yi cause what he said wasnt even harsh at all ^o) it was just you being a general freak. please natalie, just get a fucking grip. yeah i know your not talking to patty, so that means dont fucking talk about him either. sort yourself out, pal.

    8/21/09
  • Kate
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    Urgh Lewis tried making friend, i told him id have a bomb fire on his garden with his jackets lmaooo! :L Yeah i know hes a twat. Whats she been saying? Whats he say too? Urgh he makes mistakes ay! Yep im rushing all these coments because im off to JJs for a bit ahahha! wbu chick? 10th love xxxxx

    8/15/09
  • Steph Chaytor
    Steph Chaytor

    Okay then. He didnt bother to tell me that part of the story like

    8/12/09 via Mobile
  • Kate
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    Hows your day been? Urgh i feel rough! :L Although i think i look good seeing as its the morning :L Oh you know my ex Lewis, He kissed HIS ex while on a break with ME! and then Tells me to 'Fuck off!' and as told me to do w.e i liked and to move on before the 'Break' ..well as soon as i fucking do he fucking moans Pmsl! puts in his Msn name... "Ohh suprize Kats with JJ isnt ih, Shows ow much Gals Chat abre shit!" Im like "Ohhhh *Says fast* grow the fuck up!!" :L A bit of goss there! :L :P iloveyouloadsx

    8/12/09
  • Kate
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    Tbh love my day hasnt started yet ahaa! i got up at 6am AGAIN! its not fucking 8! ...My mates were ment to be at mine an hour ago :O ! ...

    8/12/09
  • Kate
    luv Kate

    Helloooo;) Yeahh im good just a Likkle bit tiredd! ...

    8/12/09
  • Kate
    luv Kate

    xxx

    8/11/09
  • Kate
    luv Kate

    How're you?

    8/11/09
  • Kate
    luv Kate

    Hellooooo

    8/11/09
  • Kate
    Kate

    Lol Yeah i'm doing games for my new puplic profile. I'll have to add you on my private old one. Hardly go on it now though! Wow but why you changing it completely? Its sexy ;) I'll send you love when bebo gives me the bastard things lmao. Love you x

    8/10/09
  • Steph Chaytor
    Steph Chaytor

    I meant stop living in the past. Its coz in using predictive on my phone And I also meant the both of yous should stop having childish blah blah blah :L and it should also say does it get yous anywhere?

    8/9/09 via Mobile
  • Steph Chaytor
    Steph Chaytor

    Well Maby you should ask patty the story if you want to know. You were with him a long time, but you need to runs living in the past. Why would anything about him and you worry me? I actually want you two to be friends. The both me yous really should runs having childish arguments. Its gay. Fnes it really get yous anywhere?

    8/9/09 via Mobile
  • Kate
    luv Kate

    you loads!

    8/9/09
  • Kate
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    love

    8/9/09
  • Kate
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    Yep ya are the 100th love! Lol love you xxxxx

    8/9/09
  • Steph Chaytor
    Steph Chaytor

    Apparently you and patty were arguing the other day, I dont know what the crack is or even if its true, but anyways, ide appreciate if my name wasnt even mentioned. Ive done some bad things to you, I know that. But it was two months ago and its took u this long to say something. You cant say if finished you for me when you know not even half the story. Just dont talk about me to him coz hes obvs gona tell is..^o)

    8/8/09 via Mobile
  • Kate
    Kate

    Lmao i sound a porn star Lmaooo Best be sexy ahahaa ;) xxxxxx

    8/8/09