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Tony Ludwig

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  • Male, 42, Luv 13
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  • Last active: 10/8/08
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About Me

Me, Myself, and I
Well what can i say, the fat lady has sung. After 8 years ive hung up my repping boots! I no longer work for First Choice, and i must say it feels great!!!

Should have done it years ago.
Music
The King, Mr Elvis Aaron Presley, R.I.P. The legend that is Eminem, Oasis, Coldplay, Dido, Phil Collins, Lily Allen and trance music, Tiesto has kept me sane through out the years
Films
The Business, Borat, Anchorman, Back to the future, Indiana Jones a lot of comedys, stuck on you, Shallow Hal etc. Plus the stand ups, Lee Evans, Peter Kay, Jack Dee, Joe Pasquale, The Office and my all time hero, Mr. Alan Partridge...A-ha!!
Sports
Football of course......The mighty Portsmouth!!
Scared Of
Dying. I want to live forever. The British Government
Happiest When
Watching Portsmouth F.C.
Favourite Memory
15th May 2005. Ask any Pompey Fan
Places worked
Benidorm, Fuerteventura, Zante, Saalbach-Austria, Cyprus, Salou, Valloire-France, Majorca

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  • How to annoy people...

    Follow them around the house everywhere.

    Moo when they say your name.

    Run into walls.

    Say that wearing clothes is against your religion.

    Stand over them at four in the morning with a huge grin on your face and say, good morning sunshine.

    Wear a sticker that says, "I’m a retard"

    Have 20 imaginary friends that you talk to all the time.

    In public yell, "No Mum/Dad, I will not make out with you!!"

    Jump off the roof, trying to fly.

    Hold their hand and whisper to them, I see dead people.

    At everything they say, yell Liar.

    Try to swim in the floor.

    Tap on their door all night.

    Pretend to have amnesia.

    Say everything backwards.

    Pluck someone's hair out and yell "DNA"

    Run around with a lamp shade on your head yelling, "the sun!!! it's dying!!!"

    Sing at the top of your lungs while running around the house...in your underwear.

    Hide dairy products in inaccessible places.

    Have nervous spasms at spontaneous times.

    Snort loudly when you laugh and then laugh harder.

    Run in circles.

    Recite a whole movie 3 times.

    Pretend to beat yourself up.

    Slither everywhere.

    Wear your pants on your head and your shirt on your waist... tell them you're making a fashion statement.

    Try and drink out of a glass the wrong way.

    Super glue your finger up your nose.

    Talk to a pen.

    Lay face down and chant like an indian tribe.

    Try and climb the wall.

    Spread out on the window and buzz, pretending to be a fly.

    Take your ice cream cone and put it one your forehead... say you're a lovely unicorn.

    Put pegs on your nose and eyes.

    Switch the light button on and off for a while. then say, "ooooh... I get it!!!"

    Eat your hair.

    Whatever they are eating, tell them it looks like a certain animal.

    Eat anything obviously not edible.

    Say your pet is mocking you and chase it around the house.

    1 Comment 317 weeks

  • Some interesting questions

    Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up
    every two hours?

    If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?


    Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are
    flat?

    Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is
    not enough?

    Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars,
    but check when you say the paint is wet?

    Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?

    Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

    Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a
    revolver at him?

    Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

    Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lisp"?

    What is the speed of darkness?

    Are there specially reserved parking spaces for "normal" people at the
    Special Olympics?


    If the temperature is zero outside today and it's going to be twice as
    cold tomorrow, how cold will it be?

    If it's true that we are here to help others, what are the others doing
    here?

    Do married people live longer than single ones or does it only seem
    longer?

    Do you cry under water?

    How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a
    good idea to put wheels on luggage?

    Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars
    to look at things on the ground?

    Did you ever stop and wonder......

    Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze
    these pink dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?"

    Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken there... I'm gonna eat
    the next thing that comes outta it's bum."

    Why do toasters always have a setting so high that could burn the toast to
    a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?

    Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?

    Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't
    point to their bum when they ask where the bathroom is?

    Why does your Obstetrician, Gynaecologist leave the room when you get
    undressed if they are going to look up there anyway?

    Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both
    dogs!

    Can blind people see their dreams? Do they dream??

    If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?

    If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables,
    then what is baby oil made from?

    If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

    Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same
    tune?

    Stop singing and read on . . . . . . . . . .
    Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?

    Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at
    you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the
    window?

    Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster?

    0 Comments 323 weeks

  • Jelly baby Joke

    A Jelly Baby walks into a bar and starts talking to a Smartie. After a few beers the Smartie says "Ere, a bunch of us are heading to that new club, fancy tagging along?" The Jelly Baby says "No mate, I'm a soft centre, I always end up getting my head kicked in." So Smartie says "Don't worry about it, I'm a bit of a hard case, I'll look after you"
    Jelly Baby thinks about it for a minute and says "Fair enough, as long as you'll look after me", and off they go.
    After a few more beers in the club, three Lockets walk in. As soon as he sees them, Smartie hides under the table.

    The Lockets take one look at Jelly Baby and start kicking him, breaking cola bottles over his little jelly head, lamping him with little sugary chairs, and generally having laugh.

    After a while they get bored and walk out.

    Jelly Baby pulls his battered Jelly Baby body over to the table and wipes up his Jelly Baby blood and turns to Smartie and says "I thought you were going to look after me."

    "I was!" says Smartie, "But those Lockets are f***ing menthol...

    0 Comments 329 weeks

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    Pompey V Middlesboro 29th woop woop!

    12/11/07
  • Jessica R
    Jessica R

    Sorry tony love im hardly ever online just been so usy partying! Lol! Hope your well wat you up to now?

    10/4/07
  • Laura
    Laura

    hey stranger!!! sitting watching it with my footie shirt on!! fingers crossed we get through this one!!! going to ibrox to watch them on sat again - after billy taking me there when he was up i have now got to go to every home game. get to the pub early and then head to the ground!! love it!! pompey doing well - keeping an eye on them! so how is everything? did you start the new job? should be coming down south to visit a few old chums in the next few weeks. got a week off from the 12th oct from my course - but need to get travel arrangements sorted and figure out if i can catch up with everyone. got to go to milton keynes, london town, croydon, fleet, plymouth, windsor and of course good old ESSEX!! White stilettos at the ready! xxxxxx

    10/2/07
  • Emma Cory
    Emma Cory

    Hello tiger, how are ya? all is good in the Algarve!!! been out lots this summer and had a great time!!! so what ya been up to??????????

    9/23/07
  • Chris Hilton
    Chris Hilton

    What's it like to be at the bottom with -1 points? Don't even mention Wednesday!

    9/3/07
  • Chris Hilton
    Chris Hilton

    12249, maybe edwards is gonna join us at it.

    8/29/07
  • Chris Hilton
    Chris Hilton

    Alright bum boy! I have just started a fantasy football league yesterday. Get youself a team sorted and join my mini league. You just need to go onto sky sports, make yourself a team and then click private league and type 12449. Guranteed I will win if you put a team of pompey out!

    8/28/07
  • Nicky Barker
    Nicky Barker

    hey tony remember me nicky from shenanagans in la cala finestrat. how the devil are you kelly just joined bebo and i was looking at her page and wee pauls and there you were, time hasn't changed you at all you look great! I am doing good, i now live in vancouver have been here now for 3 months left spain the end of may sold shenanagans and here i am thought it was time for a change 7 years in benidorm was enough, mum and dad have moved to Curacao in the carribean they are spending 6 months there and 6 months in vancouver nice for some hey babe. Do you ever hear from Hannah banana? anyway i hope your ok talk to you soon love nicky xoxo

    8/23/07
  • Hannah Roberts
    luv Hannah Roberts

    :( Aunite Kaz was in a car accident ... shes ok but in shock it was massive ... half of the bp roundabout was shut of. She cant talk or nething. Holiday in 5 days ... i was exited until all of this. Dont really wanna leave her like this :( How did ur medical go? xxx

    8/14/07
  • Mark Hicks
    Mark Hicks

    yes mate, im off again..cant keep still me...am off to stornoway, its on the isle of lewis, little island off the west coast of scotland..cant wait if im honest..i'll still about tho,for all the family doo's and wat not.

    8/13/07
  • Mark Hicks
    Mark Hicks

    lol yeah shouild be good...Am looking forward to seeing pompey struggle again lol Hope ya well an all that.

    8/9/07
  • Emma Cory
    Emma Cory

    i misss talking to u on email at work!!!!! when you coming out on ya holidays??????? x

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