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Willie Singer
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Male, 21,
18
- from United States
- I am Single
- Profile views: 6,519
- Member since: December 2005
- Last active: 7/20/11
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- foos you'r doos
- Me, Myself, and I
- well well im 17 work on a farm have a dram or 10 at a weekend and thats the way i rock
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- any stuff on the radio and cd case like
- Sports
- roaling out straw bails rogueing tatties
- drink
- depens who is buying if its me its water will do! if its you dubble vod and coke would be bra
- Happiest When
- having a dram we the lads
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you no ur a farmer when..........the second
. Your dog rides in the truck more than your wife
. You convince your wife that an overnight trip for spare parts is a holiday
. you wear specific hats to farm sales, livestock auctions and holidays
. You never have to wash off in the back yard with the garden hose befour your wife lets you in the house
. you use a chainsaw to remodal your house
. you can remember fertiliser rates and yealds of other farms but not your own wifes birthday
. you have driven off the road examining other farmers crops
. you have used the same knife to make bull calfs steers and peel apples
. you refer to farms owned by generations past you have animals living in building more expencive than your own house
. more than 50%of you cloths came from machinery or seed dealers
. family weddings and specil events are pland around sowing and harvisting time
. you family becomes silent when the weathe comes on the tv
. you mean true love then you let her ride in the tractor with you
. you have enough caps to match every shirt you own but you only get the one dirty
. you dont put to much effort in to hair style due to the weather
. final you most prized possesions are you mobile phone and a pen knife1 Comment 348 weeks
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you no ur a farmer when.............
Getting up at 7am is a lie-in
You've run over your own cat in a tractor
When someone says they live on an estate you think of fields and woods rather than a barratts development
You tut at people in tesco buying danish bacon and french bread
You don't sit down to a single hot meal in august
You fall asleep with-in 3 minutes of sitting down in front of the t.v
Your sun tan ends just above the elbow in the summer
You've had a live lamb in your aga
You get more letters from DEFRA than you do from friends and family
You only take the kids to the seaside when it rains
You can't drive along a road anywhere in britain without studying everyone else's crop's and livestock
There is small heaps of grain outside the back door of the house every summer
Drilling does not mean putting holes through interior walls
Dress sense means cutting down on nitrogen applications
Your 4x4 acctually goes off road
You get frustrated by people calling straw "hay"
Your ideal holiday is to visit other peoples farms
Your hands look like they are made with the same material as your boots
Your bag on your hoover is full of grain from july to september
The faint (but agreeable) smell of diesel never leaves you
You most valued possession is your pen knife
A lamb follows the children into the kitchen and no one thinks its unusal
You confidently walk arround the supermarket in wellies
Your lawn include hundreds of cattle hoof prints
You open a bale and discover an old mobile phone (or wallet)
Your alarm clock is set to farming today, even though you hate it now
You've got the RPA's number on speed dail in your phone
When you listen to radio 4's the archers and think how hoppy all the characters are
A good holiday is a week in the west coast in november
Track and field has nothing to do with athletics
You drive your new telehandler repeatedly past your neighbour's yard until someone appears
You feel naked without baler twine in your pocket0 Comments 348 weeks
nae sure just some folk i no goin here n there, cant be assed if snowin tho
nae handy, fit car ye wantin n fit ye doin for new year, hink am headin upto stoney
fit lyk min, nae spoke to u in ages, got a car yet?
aww thats good! haha yes it does indeed need to be done! so much plans for this weekend then?
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hey hey! i know where you been hiding? aw nothing new here what about with you? your granny was in work on satuday haha! yeah im going on xmas eve are you?
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hey William, hows it going?
aye am fine mannie...gd t hear fae ye aye it got hut when i was round a roundabout things fair mess like...
fitlike young een...how ye gettin on these days?
aye min i do have a new number i will send u a text we it loon u lads will be quite the now are you ?
u got facebook mate
Its at the kirkton hall just the usual far we have it
na na min aye rolling out bales o stra chasing beasts and fencing
Far were u this weekend. Well kind o have 2 since im organisin it lol u goin
Hey, yeah i've not seen you in ages man. Just work, college, driving and out. That somes everything up for me. Ha. I'm away down to glasgow shopping for a few days this week though. BUZZ!
what you been doing with yourself? Xxxx ps. You'll get love the next time 
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oh aye ovcourse haha. aw thats good i think you should do that too seeing as you had an eventful weekend
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Och nay bad ur sel. Aye its been a whileg o just busy workin and havin the odd dram at the weekend even though i was sober all this weekend. Fit u been at
good good! well got my friends birthday on friday so going round to hers and not to sure what the plans are yet for saturday. what about you? xxx
haha yeah i think so!! nothing much really was working too...no signs of your granny haha!
you'll have to get her telt, and get her to come visit me 
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Hey! I'm good thanks and you? Aw i know some cracking ones.. yeah the one of you is good haha. Aw she was okay, thank god haha, ah wee spewey she has to learn at some time
aww thanks, you can have some back. So been up to much today? xxx
aye aye min fit like u aye kept busy