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Natalie Masterton
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Female, 27,
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- from Bridge of Weir / Paisley
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- Member since: December 2005
- Last active: 11/4/11
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- Tagline
- You'll never put a better bit of butter on your knife.
- Me, Myself, and I
- I'm Natalie, Nat for short
whoop! I like to sing...lots......and very loud. I am lovink ze apple juice, David Mitchell and ze leopard print! I live in a gorgey gorge flat in a converted church with the awesomest of all awesome flatmates: my "big sister" Lee-Anne and my gay husband, Gary. I've got the best family and friends in the world, couldn't live without them. Big up to the gays, my girlies and the college crowd! I'm doing an HND in Music at James Watt and it's fantasmagazzle
I've met the dirtiest, craziest, bestest people there (I love you all!
) and I'm loving every minute (excluding Creative Industries......of course.) I can usually be found singing my ass off at karaoke, wandering the hallways of James Watt...singing my ass off, on random drives with my friendies as we sing our asses off to Journey (...oh yes.) or just having banterous fun-time with great people (......with a possibility of singing my ass off.) All in all I lead a pretty damn good life really
hehe!
- Music
- I'm a big musical freak
Les Miserables, Little Shop of Horrors, Avenue Q, Wicked, Chess, Guys & Dolls, Chicago, Hairspray and Bugsy Malone are but a few favourites. I also like rock and some pop and old stuff...including The Beatles, Guns n Roses, Hanson (and I'm proud!), Metallica, Newton Faulkner, AC/DC, Iron Maiden, Shinedown, Biffy Clyro, Heart, Eric Clapton, Fuel, Jimmy Eat World, Goo Goo Dolls, Journey, Pantera, Queen, Kansas etc. - Films
- I have far too many favourite films to list them all. A few stand out ones would be The Lord of the Rings, The Shawshank Redemption, The Breakfast Club, Empire Records, Little Shop of Horrors, The Usual Suspects, Clerks, Baz Luhrmann's Romeo & Juliet and anything with Johnny Depp in it (especially What's Eating Gilbert Grape?, Benny & Joon, Sweeney Todd, Fear & Loathing in Las Vegas, Chocolat, Donnie Brasco and The Libertine).
- TV Shows
- CSI (only the original and best Las Vegas), Black Books, Blackadder, The Mighty Boosh, Criminal Minds, Miami Ink, Topgear, Alias, Friends, Have I Got News For You, Never Mind The Buzzcocks, Mock the Week, Would I Lie To You, That 70s Show, Firefly, Buffy, Whose Line is it Anyway?, Rome, Frasier, Scrubs.
- Scared Of
- Clowns! Why are they meant to be funny? They're the freakiest things on the planet! Also, disturbing horror films....like House on Haunted Hill. And sharks freak the shit out of me. I ate a shark once......hahaha! Take that shark bastards!
- Things that make me happy
- My friends (love the gays! And my girlies! And Team Awesome at college!), my family (especially my mumsie), singing, Christmas, puzzle books, apple juice, snuggling up with a good dvd, leopard print, babies, custard, cheese on toast, angel delight, reading a good book, road trips, my flat, making lists, shopping, photographs, flumps!, big hugs, steamy kisses, new shoes and probably many more things that I can't think of.
- Things that piss me off
- Neds; having to dry yourself with a wet towel; the duvet being the wrong way round (buttons must be at the bottom!); too hot weather; spiders and other such creepy crawlies; duvet covers that are too big for your duvet (soooo annoying!!); when your duvet somehow manages to fold itself over inside the cover! (yes, I have many annoyances with duvets...I'm a freak. Lets move on.); shit drivers (coupled with the fact that I have the worst road rage...doesn't make for happy Nat); having nae money
; losing my voice; people who think they're so much better than everyone else when, really, they're just ignorant twats! - This week I is loving...
- My wifey, my hubby and my mistress
<3 you know who you are! You guys make life worthwhile; Biffy Clyro; scoooones! My wifey makes the bestest ones!
; mario kart; new songs; boozing with the gays
; lazy nights in; cheese sandwiches.
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- YEEES!! It's the epitomy of awesomeness!!
- Yup it's pretty cool
- Meh. Don't love it, don't hate it.
- Nah, not my thing.
- NOOOOO! Leopard print is the vomit of satan!
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...boredom strikes...
Have you ever been listening to your iPod whilst walking down the street, and a really good song came on and you pretended you were in the video for it?
Hahaha......no? I only do that in my house
How many people on your top friends have you laid in the same bed with?
9 out of 20......not bad
There's two people standing in front you, you have to choose one to kiss, one has blonde hair, the other has brown hair. Who do you choose?
I like dark hair but it completely depends on other things too. What if the blonde one was really hot and the dark haired one was fugly?! I can’t be asked to choose based entirely on hair colour!
Alright, so have you ever actually sat down and thought about why you like the person you like?
Oui oui. I came to the conclusion that I like him because he is, quite simply, awesome.
Will you be in a relationship next month?
Probably not.
Last person you kissed calls you, what do you say?
Hello?
He wouldn’t call me anyways. 1 – he never has credit in his phone, 2 – he hates talking on the phone......as do I......so that suits me
hahaha.
The person you fell hardest for, no matter how long you've dated, seeing them with another person, would it hurt?
Och aye, probably.
Is the last person you texted single?
Lynnie......ummm......it’s complicated?
Do you ever think about what went wrong in your last relationship?
My last relationship being Pete......no. Things ended for the best.
Do you get jealous easily?
Sometimes......it depends on the situation.
Has the last person you kissed ever taken your shirt off?
Nope.
Have you ever seen the last person you messaged naked?
I’ve seen her in her underwear......and I’ve seen photies of her naked
hehe.
When someone says "we need to talk", what runs through your head?
......oh dear. It’s always bad, isn’t it?! “We need to talk” is never followed by “You are amazing! Have a cake!”
Are you wasting your time on the person you like?
Ufft...yes, probably.
Why aren't you with the person you were first in love with?
Timing issues
Do you think more about the past, present, or future?
It’s probably fairly equal. I think about aaaall times!
Honestly, do you really love the last person you said I love you too?
I can’t remember who the last person I said “I love you” too was......Lynnie? I loves Lynnie
Who's thinking about you right now?
How would I know that? Whoever’s reading this...
Haha! You’re thinking about me now!!
In the past two weeks have you hugged someone you have/had feelings for?
Two weeks.........*thinks*......no.
You wake up naked next to the last person you texted, what would your reaction be?
Ooooh......hello Lynnie. I appear to be naked.............how drunk were we last night?
Your boy best friend tells you he likes you?
My boy best friends are gay......and my other boy best friend is going out with one of my girl best friends. Neither of those situations would end well.
Is there someone that you believe you will always have that little thing for?
Always have, always will?
Are relationships ever really worth it?
If they’re the right relationships.
Your ex calls wanting to hang out, what do you say?
Ummm......ok. Why?
Do you crack your knuckles?
Nopes, can’t. And I wouldn’t if I could......it freaks me out.
Does anyone know your passwords besides you?
Lynnie. I trust her though
How many people have you had strong romantic feelings for this year?
Hahaha, “strong romantic feelings”? That amuses me
...just one.
Have you ever kissed someone under fireworks?
Not that I recall.
I bet you miss somebody right now?
Yar.
What is your relationship with the person who last texted you?
Fluff – he is my college-mate, band-mate and friendie
Would you date someone two years older than you?
Yes, that’s not really a lot.
The last person you kissed went and got a boyfriend,3 Comments 173 weeks
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40 Little Secrets
Be honest no matter what...
one: Who are your last 4 texts from?
Malcy, Jamie, Leah and Lynnie.
two: Where was your default picture taken?
At Rico's......just before we went on for our soundcheck
three: Are you single?
Yups.
four: What's your current favorite colour?
Purple!
five: Does your crush like you back?
I dunno......don't think so though.
six: What is your current mood?
Bored......a wee bit tired......a wee bit sad. How depressing
seven: When is your birthday?
March 18th. Just been
eight: What colour is the shirt your wearing?
'tis black with a big gold tiger face on it. Yarrrrr!
nine: If you were going on a Reality TV show, which one would it be?
Something singy......like the X Factor
ten: Are you imagining anyone naked right now?
I wasn't before......now I am...
eleven: Did you ever sneak into an R rated movie?
I don't think so actually......I was always too chicken
twelve: Ever nearly died?
Not really......apart from that time I almost drowned
Can't be arsed getting into that story though...
thirteen: Something you do a lot?
Sing! And be merry!
fourteen: How old will you be in 12 months?
25. Jesus.
fifteen: Do you want to see somebody right now?
I wouldn't mind seeing someone
It would certainly relieve the boredom.
sixteen: How many piercings...
Just my ears...twice.
seventeen: Do you have tattoos?
I've got one but planning at least two more.
eighteen: Who would you do anything for?
My family and close friends soooo......quite a few people
nineteen: Are you seeing someone?
Nopes......
twenty: What are you doing?
This...and lying in bed trying not to fall asleep. Got to get up for college soon......*snore*
twenty-one: Blonde or Brunette?
Well...my hair's a bit purpley at the moment, but I'm a natural brunette.
twenty-two: What's your biggest fear?
Never being able to have kids. 'twould make me sad
twenty-three: Where is your ex?
In his flat in Glasgow most likely......I ain't particularly bothered.
twenty-four: Would you ever take one of your ex's back?
Nar. Although there is someone I wish I'd tried harder with at the time......but we were never really together for him to be my ex
twenty-five: What are you going to do tonight?
Got a rehearsal for Little Shop and then I'll probably go to the pub.
twenty-six: What was the first thing you said this morning?
Ummm......don't think I've actually said anything yet. Unless "eeeeuuuuuunnnnngh!" counts? I just said "arse-bandit"......there we go.
twenty-seven: Speak any other language?
I can speak a wee bit of French.
twenty-eight: Whats your favourite smell?
Any kind of pastry or biscuity thing being baked. Yum yum
twenty-nine: do you like to sleep naked?
Yeah, I tend to sleep in the nuddy-pants most of the time.
thirty: Have you ever been kissed in the rain?
Yups.
thirty-one: Do you like rain?
I don't mind it.
thirty-two: What are you thinking about right now?
What I'm gonna do in my singing lesson today. 80's power rock ballads all the way
thirty-three: What should you be doing right now?
Sleeping probably
but I'll be getting up in a bit anyway.
thirty-four: What's your favourite memory?
Any time spent with my Grandad. I have so many amazing memories of him. Miss him so much
thirty-five: What are you listening to?
The extremely quiet hum of my shmexy new laptop and the tippy-tap of me typing
thirty-six: Do you smoke?
Yups. Should probably quit though
thirty-seven: Who was the last person you yelled at?
In an angry way? Probably some arsehole getting in my way on the road. I do have quite bad road rage
thirty-nine: Who is the last person you said i love you to?
Rosie-posie probaby
I love her like a crazed love-beast.
forty: Who is the last person that made you smile?
Rosie. She makes me smile all the fucking time
and we had an ace wee night out t
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Boredom strikes!
where were you at 10:17pm last night?
In my bed, on my laptop......being drunk
can you touch your toes?
Yup yup.
if you could change your eye color, would you?
Hmmm......possibly to green, but I'm ok with having brown eyes
do you like to have long or short hair?
Long, I guess.
are you tired right now?
A wee bit. I'll probably go to bed soon. Gots to get up early tomorrow
*snore*
do you drink lots of water?
Some, not lots.
what did you realise today?
That I can take a slap in the face
haha! I have to get slapped in Little Shop and we were practicing a wee bit today. Sore......but bearable
what will you be doing tomorrow?
Up early for college
and then......I dunno. I'll see where the day takes me.
has your day been rough?
It's been ok......bit pooey towards the end of the evening
are you jealous of anyone right now?
Not particularly.
have you ever cried while taking a shower?
Probably in the past. I haven't recently.
do you miss your past?
Some parts of it......but the here and now is pretty darn good at the mo
do you get jealous easily?
Meh......not really.
last place you went out to eat?
Solid Rock cafe with Rosie yesterday. Philly cheese-steak! Ohhhh yeah
could you cry right now?
I could if I thought of something sad......but I don't really feel like crying
when did you last go to the beach?
September in Mexico methinks.
do you sleep on your stomach?
Occasionally.
are you ticklish?
God yes, hellishly so. And don't take that as an invitation! I'll punch your face in
is there anybody you wish you could be spending time with right now?
Yarrrr.
how long does it take you to shower?
It depends how much time I've got. If I'm in a hurry I can be in and out in 20 minutes......but I quite like just standing under the shower for ages......it's nice and warm
would you rather go back a week or forward?
Back probably. I wouldn't want to go forward and miss anything good.
how late did you stay up last night?
Not very, for me. I was pretty tipsy from cocktails with Rosie so I got tired pretty quickly.
are you happier now? Or six months ago?
Now's good
is there something that reminds you of someone everytime you see it?
I have a framed picture of my Grandad in my living room - it's one of those "pencil drawings" that you get in a photo booth thingy. Obviously it reminds me of him because it's a picture of him
but it makes me smile every time I look at it......thinking of him sitting in that booth getting it done
I miss him.
do you have any friends that you have known for five years or more?
Lots! I've known my flat-mate Lee-Anne for, literally, my whole life. She's like my big sister.
when was the last time you talked on the phone?
A few hours ago when Fluff phoned me.
has anyone made a difference in your life?
Yar, lots of lovely people
did you get your full eight hours of sleep last night?
Noooooo
I think I got about five hours.
are you afraid to grow up?
A wee bit...
how many times is there an "a" in your full names?
4.
are your fingernails painted?
Not currently.
are you taller than 5'6"?
Hahaha.........no. I'm a short-arse.
what was the last thing you ate?
Toast!
tasty.
could you go a day without eating?
I have done before.
what time did you wake up this morning?
My alarm went off at six but I didn't actually get out of bed 'til quarter to seven.
do you regret anything about your past?
Not in the long run, no. It all made me who I am today.........and I'm awesome
hehe.
can you open your eyes underwater?
Yeah, but not for very long
it starts to sting after a while.
are you organized?
.........no.
what color is your cell phone?
Black.
how did you get one of your last bruises?
I got a bruise on my hip the other day from walking into the kitchen table at my mum's
daftie.
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Paul Ballantyne5/16/10Hi how u doing? last night was a good laugh, your a pretty good singer.
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for? im stil waitin on boy to surface....iv bn up since 12!! saaaaaaake! neighbours were partyin all fukn nite......not impressed by those roasters!! xxx
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Rosie.
I ran out of credit
Bleh WELL DONE MAN! Atleast you enjoyed it babe. I can't wait for tomorrow night, gonna be awesome
Loveeeee youuuuu xoxoxox
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Cause i love you
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Mutual Assured Destruction4/4/10Aha yes, I remember her taking photos of us to prove that at one point
And I'll certainly try, time-willing. Mind you, I am going to Amsterdam, so I may forget
Nah but really, I'll try. xx
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Mutual Assured Destruction4/3/10Ello! Was just passing through and forgot you had a bebo, so I thought it'd be decent just to drop you a comment. =D How are you? x
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Johnny Graham4/3/10talk to you soon x
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Johnny Graham3/6/10hell yeah it was a fun night, we left a tad wasted tho!
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Well, aye, but he didn't really say anything about it. Will need to wait and see. Lesson was fucking amazing! I really dunno where all that energy came from...maybe just cause it was my own stuff or whatever but fuck, it was something else. I stunned myself with how good I sounded, haha! Sounds big headed as fuck but really, I kicked some serious ass
Recording the song on Friday for sure! I've not got a clue what else to write for my graded unit. I've gotta do it all on notepad cause MS Word doesn't work on this laptop
Only done the last 2 months worth of the diaries and I'm starting to run out of shit to make up, haha.
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Merry Crimbo!
oh those were the days!
Lee-Anne Gilmour 0 Repliesit was supposed to be the boosh face but i ont have a proper mouse for my laptop so this was the best i could come up with!!! xx
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