ALi BAB3,,


THANK YOU, FOR MAKiNG MY DAYS TH3 FUNNi3ST 3V3R, 3V3RYTiM3 iM WiTH YOU YOU MAK3 M3 LAUGH SO MUCH UNTiL MY CH33KS AND TUMMY HURT,


SHOUTiNG AT TH3 TV SCR33N WHiLST 3ATiNG iC3 CR3AM AND WAViNG OUR SPOONS AT iT YOU MAD3 M3 PUT ABOUT 4 COV3RS ON US THAT NiGHT B3CAUS3 YOU W3R3 COLD, i THiNK W3 W3R3 ROAST3D AT TH3 3ND!


W3 HAV3 SOO MANY SONGS, LiK3 "FOUNDATiONS" AND TH3 R3SSST,,


HA TH3 FUNNi3ST TiM3, WHiCH YOU R3MiND3D M3 OF NOT SO LONG AGO, WAS WH3N iT WAS MY BiRTHDAY PARTY AND MY BROTH3R ANNOY3D M3 SO i CUT TH3 BOOBS OUT OF HiS PORN, SHR3DD3D TH3M AND FLUSH3D TH3M DOWN TH3 LOO, i DON'T THiNK H3 HAS 3V3R R3ALLY FORGiV3N M3!


TH3 TiM3S WH3N W3 HAV3 SAT TH3R3 TAKiNG TH3 PiSS OUTTA BiG BROTH3R "H3LLO iM BOONii333R" LMAO, THAT WAS PROP3R FUNNY, YOU HAD M3 iN STiTCH3S.


3RM YOUR MUMS BiRTHDAY PARTY TH3 OTH3R DAY WH3N W3 CHOS3 ALL TH3 SONGS AND W3 W3R3 DANCiNG TO TH3 CHA CHA SLiD3 AND TH3M ALL.


AND W3 W3NT TO A.S.K FOR YOUR BiRTHDAY LAST Y3AR WiTH CHLO3, AND M3 AND CHLO3 W3NT UP ABOUT 5 TiM3S ASKiNG FOR FR33 CHOCOLAT3 CAK3 B3CAUS3 iT WAS YOUR BiRTHDAY, AND TH3Y GAV3 iT TO US. TH3N W3 STAY3D UP ALL NiGHT MAKiNG OUT ViD3O, WHiCH CAN'T B3 DiSSCUSS3D ON H3R3, AND NO iT WASN'T PORN! (THAT'S ONLY CLO WHO DO3S THAT) NAH ONLY JOKiNG!


WH3N W3 W3NT TO BASiNGSTOK3 AND SP3NT ALL DAY LOOKiNG FOR AN OUTFiT FOR YOU TO W3AR TO YOUR MUFTY DAY, AND YOU CALL M3 A VAiN BiTCH!



i R3M3MB3R TH3 TiM3S W3 US3D TO GO OV3R TH3 Fi3LD ACROSS FROM YOUR HOUSE AND SiT TH3R3 LiK3 ALL DAY B3CAUS3 W3 THOUGHT THAT W3 W3R3 R3ALLY COOOOOL. W3LL W3 W3R3 W3R3N'T W3? (:



LAST NiGHT W3 W3R3 iN TH3 HOT TUB,, WHOOOP GOOD LAUGH i CANT ACTUALLY R3M3MB3R WHAT HAPP3N3D? BUT TH3R3 YA GO.


i THiNK W3 SP3ND MOST OF OUR LiV3S TOG3TH3R, AND W3 HAV3 ONLY FALL3N OUT TWiC3 iN 15 Y3ARS,, i THiNK THAT iS PR3TTY GOOD GOiNG.




W3 AR3 GUNNA MAK3 THiS Y3ARS B-DAY PARTY 3V3N B3TT3R OKAi?



YOU MAK3 MY LiF3 COMPL3T3, WiTH OUR FUNNY CATCHPHRAS3S,, TH3 MOST R3C3NT ON3 (WH3N SH3 WAS HALF ASL33P),, "iM ON3 OF TH3 THR33 SL33PY DWARFS",, LMAOOOOOO! FUNNY TiM3S,,



LiK3 YOU A LOT

LOV3 YOU A LOT,, TOO MUCH PROBABLY


XX♥*

J3SS BAB3,,


THANKS FOR ALWAYS B3iNG TH3R3 FOR M3,, WH3N W3 LAUGH UNTiL W3 CRY,, AND YOUR ALWAYS TH3R3 WH3N i G3T MYS3LF iN TH3 SHiT WHiCH iS QUiT3 OFT3N! YOUR *iRR3PLACABL3* LOL OUR SONGS AR3 TH3 B3ST,,

i WiLL N3V3R FORG3T YOU AND ALL TH3 FUNNY TiM3S W3'V3 HAD,, i SP3ND MY LiF3 AT YOUR HOUS3 DON'T ii,, iTS GR3AT THOUGH!! HA,, G3TTiNG PiSS3D AND WANTiNG TO GO BACK OUT "B3CAUS3 TH3Y AR3 MY FR3iNDS" LMAO,, OH FUNNY TiM3S,,


"SH3'S MY SLAG iM ALLOW3D TO BiTCH ABOUT H3R B3HiND H3R BACK."

iT'S WHAT B3ST MAT3S DO. (: ,, NOTHiNG WiLL COM3 B3TW33N US AGAiN,, HA Y3AH RiGHT,, W3 WiLL ALWAYS FALL OUT BUT ALWAYS MAK3 UP AGAiN,,


YOU HAV3 ALWAYS B33N TH3R3 WH3N BOYS FUCK M3 AROUND,, AND WH3N YOU HAV3 YOUR LiTTL3 PROBL3MS WiTH TH3M iM ALWAYS H3R3 FOR YOU TOO,,


L3TS JUST NOT L3T TH3M FUCK US ABOUT TOO MUCH,, R3M3MB3R SUMM3R 2006 i THiNK iT WAS,, OMG L3TS JUST FORG3T ABOUT THAT Y3AH Y3AH..


OH TH3 TiM3S MAK3 M3 LAUGH,, SLAG AND SLAG NUMB3R TWO,, R3M3MB3R WH3N W3 SP3NT AG3S DOiNG OUR HAiR AND MAK3-UP ON LiK3 A SUNDAY MORNiNG AT KAR3NS AND i LOOK3D LiK3 A TANG3RiN333,, HAAA.


OMG,, BR3ATH3,, TH3 B3ST SONG 3V3RRRR, AND YOUR BiRTHDAY PARTY LAST Y3AR WH3N W3 ALL GOT CAUGHT iN P3T3RSFi3LD AND i SHiT MYS3LF!

iT WAS SCARY STUFFF,, HA BUT LOOKiNG BACK ON iT MAK3S M3 LAUGH,, TH3N W3 W3NT TO LiSS FOR TH3 AFT3RNOON.


AND W3 GOT PiSS3D iN LiPHOOK AND YOU LOT GOT FUCK3D SO i THR3W AWAY TH3 BOOZ3 AND YOU LOT W3NT M3NTAL AT M3,, CAUS3 i DiDNT WANT ANYON3 G3TTiNG ANYMOR3 PiSS3D HAAAA. (: WHAT A NiC3 MAT3 i AM.

AND OUR W33K3NDS WH3N i COM3 ROUND YOUR HOUS3 AND 3AT ALL YOUR FOOD AND STAY iN OUR PJ'S ALL DAY B3CAUS3 W3 CAN'T B3 BOTH3R3D TO G3T DR3SS3D SO W3 WATCH HOLLYOAKS ALL DAY,, LMAAAAO. OMG,, W3 AR3 A RiGHT PAiR,,


OHH,, TH3R3S LOADS MOR3 TO TALK ABOUT BUT YOU KNOW,, HALF TH3 STUFF W3 DON'T WANT 3V3RYON3 KNOWiNG ABOUT,,


i LOV333 YOU AND PROMiS3 i WiLL ALWAYS B3 TH3R3,,


B3ST MAT3S FOR 3V3R BAYBii3,, MY SLAG WHOR3 FAC3,, XX ♥ *