Damn!!! who says you have to spend alot to get drunk? MIX!!

Samantha came round mine and we decided to go to the Toby so i rounded up a few m8s, Gracie, Alicia, Rees, Maraid and Sophia came down to the toby with us.

I had a real borin week so i decided to get absolutly smashed! What an excuse! Double Barcardi, Vodka and JD mmmm mmm.

Everyone was jks that night Sophia diggin into Alicias food maraid harrasing that poor guy on the sofa Samantha with her sligh comments and Alicia well!!! She terrorised me that night.. almost makin me stack at the bar! THE CHEEK!

As the night went on people came and left as and when and i was gettin tipsy ... drunk.... smashed, my eyes looked like pure black, white and red, really freaky...

Standing outside for a ciggie where i noticed some asian dudes chattin to Sophia and Maraid so i stumbled over.. he asked me what cream i use which was strange, i slurred "coco butter"... what hair products do you use as you have no hair? i replied. Brylcream he noted tryin to be a funny guy. i pointed to the dude and said to alicia he uses brylcream ha and pointed to some dude that walked passed and said he uses bryl cream not thinkin he could here then that dude said i dont use bryl cream! i shouted SHOCK WAVES!!!!

By about half 11 we decided to walk home, well... the air hit me and i was recked! By the time i got home i was ready to pass out! I layed down for a lil bit and was goin to sleep, told people they had to leave... Bout half hour l8er Samantha wakes me up sayin Rees is at the back come on lets go! come on get up!"....... LOOONNNNGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!! i could barly stand! I literally said hi then went back to bed.

Wakin up wasnt as bad as i thought it would be, thank god! When Sam got up she said i snorred like a bitch and when she rolled me over to shut me up she said i sneezed all over her arm and wouldnt stop sneezin all night. MU HA HA serves her rite dont touch me when i sleep im not nice!

GREAT DRINKIN NIGHT... GREAT MORNIN

Vodka Bottle 1
Started off me Samantha and Rees chillin at mine with a chienese tellin home truths about school and that ive realised ive been a push over the past year... Meh.

The Chinese was nice i felt like a fat bloater after tho. Sam kept sayin that Rees is a feeder and turning her into a heffa (heffa lump) ha ha.

Started drinkin as soon as we ordered the food and was pissed soon after... well mostly Sam.

Bottle 2
I decided to bop to Cippenham to get my Sexi ladies Sophia and Mairaed, singing "Dont you wish your girlfriend was hot like me" on the way home. Sophia and Mairaed had alot of catchin up to do but it seemed they over took us in the race to get drunk lol. By now Samantha was PINK, Rees was flushed and looked like a friggin gohst! Sophia and Mairaed had to leave early coz they had work in the morn which reminded me i had a fancy dress the next day... Stupid thoughts runnin through my head "i must stop drinkin ill be sorry in the morning"... SOD THAT!

Bottle 3
By now Samantha was almost dead on my bed being agged to get up and stop being boring by Rees whilst i was on the phone chattin ma drunk talk to people. Sam and Rees decided to fall asleep on my bed so i arranged to go out at 2 in mornin in my shorts to cruise about for a bit. decided to come home at half 3 only to find SAM AND REES IN MY BED ASLEEP !!!! THE BASTARDS!! I HAD NO WHERE TO SLEEP AND ITS MY FRIGGIN HOUSE! Balls to this i punched rees in the back and said get the fuck out of my bed!!! i aint no mug no more!!!

oh did i mension Rees and Samantha were snoggin in my garden for like eva!!!.................... i was almost sick............!!!! i hung the window "by one foot rees says" shoutin euuuuuuuuuuuuuuurgh thats minging


The morning
7am! awoken by a pounding ache and looking at big red beedy eyes of the feeders victim crying for a her next feed, a cup of tea she moaned. LMAO! Hell no!... we eventually got out of bed and crept downstairs to find Rees dead on the sofa... Samantha and her cunning thinking woke him up ever so gentelly by beating him with his own shoe! Cup of teas for all.. god knows if the girls got home.

jks night

PS Message from Rees. Samantha is a tease!!!