Have you ever...?
1. Slept naked? nope, don't think so, i might of done!!
2. Taken a shower with someone? no, but i have had a bath with sumone.
3. Kissed a member of the same sex? yes, on the cheek.
4. Driven a car? does a golf buggy count? i knocked over a lady in bulgaria lol!!!
5. Stolen anything? no
6. Been in love? yes and regret it now!
7. Been dumped? yes once!!
8. Stole money from a friend/family member? yep, my lickle brother!
9. Gotten in a car with people you just met? lol yeah amy sed these guys were cute so we played pool with them then she scabbed a lift off them!!!!
10. Been in a fist fight? ummm i think so i vaguely remember something!
11. Snuck out of your/someones house? nope
12. Had feelings for someone who didn't have them back? dunno!
13. Been arrested? Nope
14. Hugged a stranger? yes all the time!!
15. Met up with a member of the opposite sex somewhere? yes
16. Left your house with out telling your parents? yeah i ran away and dint go home for three months!!!
17. Had a crush on your neighbor? lol nope they were old!
18. Ditched school to do something more fun? yep
19. Slept in a bed with a member of the opposite sex? yes
20. Lost a friend? like them dying? nope
21. been abroad? yep
22. Been to an island? umm like on holiday, does ireland count? or isle of white!
23. Slept in until 3? hehehehe yeah did once but i did a night shift so i had an excuse
24. Love someone or miss someone right now? ummm yeah me mates in dublin
25. Laid on your back and watched cloud shapes go by? yep its fun
26. Made a snow angel? yep
27. Played dress up? yes.
28. Cheated while playing a game? yeah all the time!!!
29. Been lonely? yeah and i hated it! :'(
30. Kissed more than 4 people in one night? nope
31. Dun a poo on a fly? umm...random lol!!!
32. Felt an earthquake? nope
33. Touched a snake? yeah
34. Ran a red light? yeah my mate did while i was in the car
35. Been suspended from school? nope
36. Had detention? yes
37. Been in a car accident? yep....mums fault
38. Had a party in your house while ur parents were away? no.
39. Used a fake ID? no
40. Crawled through a window? yep
41. Look up 2 older people? ummm not really sure to be honest
42. Been to the opposite side of the country? yep
43. Have you ever had sex in a playground? nope
44. Cried yourself to sleep? yes
45. Spat in someones drink? yep
46. Spat in someones food? no
47. Done something you told yourself you wouldn't? yes
48. Laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose? yes and i laughed so hard once chewing gum came out my nose lol!!!
49. Caught a snowflake on your tongue? yep
50. Kissed in the rain? yes it was like a scene from "The NotebooK"... yeah right!!!
51. Sang in the shower? yeah when i had a shower i used to!!
52. Made love in a park? ummmm nope!
53. Had a dream that you married someone? i dont think so...might have done oh yeah wait i did once and it was an arranged marriage it was horrible!!!
54. Glued your hand to something? hehehe yeah i did
55. Got your tongue stuck to a flag pole? no
56. Ever gone to school partially naked? no
57. Been a cheerleader? no
58. Had more than ten boy/girl friends? no!!
59. Didn't take a shower for a week? yes...camping!!
60. Ever too scared to watch scary movies alone? yeah i hate scary movies so i would never watch one on my own
61. Played chicken? ummm probably
62. Seen any real gay clothes? ..gay clothes as in for gay ppl or just crap?
63. Been told you're hot by a complete stranger? yeah he was well freaky!!! ewwww gives me the shudders!
64. Broken a bone? kinda i chipped a bone
65. Been easily amused? yeah all the time the slightest thing makes me laugh!!
66. Laugh so hard you cried? yeah all the time
67. Mooned/flashed someone? hehehe yeah!
68. Cheated on a test? yeah when i was in pri,ary school i think it was the 7 times tables!!!
69. Forgotten someone's name? no dont think so im really good with names
70.

How to dodge a speeding ticket

A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange:

Officer: May I see your driver's license?

Driver: I don't have one. It was revoked when I got my 5th DWI.

Officer: May I see the registration for this vehicle?

Driver: It's not my car. I stole it.

Officer: The car is stolen?

Driver: That's right. But come to think of it, I think I saw the registration in the glove box when I was putting my gun in there.

Officer: There's a gun in the glove box?

Driver: Yes sir. That's where I put it after I shot and killed the woman who owns this car and stuffed her in the trunk.

Officer: There's a BODY in the TRUNK?!?!?

Driver: Yes, sir.

Hearing this, the officer immediately called his Captain. The car was quickly surrounded by police, and the Captain approached the driver to handle the tense situation:

Captain: Sir, can I see your license?

Driver: Sure. Here it is. It was valid.

Captain: Whose car is this?

Driver: It's mine, officer. Here's the registration. The driver owned the car.

Captain: Could you slowly open your glove box so I can see if there's a gun in it?

Driver: Yes, sir, but there's no gun in it. Sure enough, there was nothing in the glove box.

Captain: Would you mind opening your trunk? I was told you said there's a body in it.

Driver: No problem. Trunk is opened; no body.

Captain: I don't understand it. The officer who stopped you said you told him you didn't have a license, stole the car, had a gun in the glovebox, and that there was a dead body in the trunk.

Driver: Yeah, I'll bet the lying s.o.b. told you I was speeding, too!

OMG what a show! queued for 4 and a hlaf hours then when the doors finally opened it was a mad dash towards the stage, me and bridget got the best places i could have wished for, right up at the barrier and to the right of the stage!
A myspace group called Wildflowers came on who were good, then Sophie Ellis Bextor came on and she was brilliant (and her guitarist was cute aswell!), but even though I had been through the queueing, the support acts performances and was stood there waiting for take that to come on, it still hadnt sunk in that TT were going to be there standing and singing just feet away from me!!
4 podiums were pushed onto the stage and everyone started screaming but then a woman started singing classical from the middle stage so everyone was lie whats happening? but then they came up from behind the podiums and started singing Reach Out as if they were doing a political debate - it was fantastic!!
The whole show was great, Jason sang on his own, Howard did some pole dancing and DJing and he also got a lap dance from Dawn, Gary's wife!!
After the show I couldnt walk, I was just in complete shock but it was brilliant - it was the best night of my life!!

BEST BITS
-Mark singing Hold On
-Rule The World, it was brilliant they had green laser lights which were fantastic then half way through a walkway came down above the crowd and they walked across it to the other stage, amazing!!
-Give Good Feeling, it was such an upbeat song after Jason sang Wooden Boat, it got everyone dancing and it was great to see songs from Take That & Party being performed!!
-When Mark jumped off stage during It Only Takes A Minute, i actually touched him - I went hysterical!!
-Never Forget, no matter what show you go to this song will always be the best part, I was crying so much but still managed to get my arms up in the air!!
-Shine, OMG after NF Gary introduced the band, dancers etc like they always do at the end of concerts and then they went off stage and it went black, I thought that was it, the end I couldnt believe it, but then two huge lamps were brought on stage, they lit them up lifted the curtains, and there was Mark singing Shine, I went weak at the knees, started crying and just went hysterical, I tried singing along and screaming but I couldnt cos I was crying so much! but that really was the best bit ever!!
If you get a chance to go see Take That you should jump at the chance, even if your not a fan you will love it!!
xhugsx