Nothing is as easy as it looks.
Everything takes longer than you think.
Anything that can go wrong will go wrong.
If there is a possibility of several things going wrong, the one that will cause the most damage will be the one to go wrong. Corollary: If there is a worse time for something to go wrong, it will happen then.
If anything simply cannot go wrong, it will anyway.
If you perceive that there are four possible ways in which a procedure can go wrong, and circumvent these, then a fifth way, unprepared for, will promptly develop.
Left to themselves, things tend to go from bad to worse.
If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.
Nature always sides with the hidden flaw.
Mother nature is a bitch.
It is impossible to make anything foolproof because fools are so ingenious.
Whenever you set out to do something, something else must be done first.
Every solution breeds new problems.

military laws

Never share a foxhole with anyone braver than you are.
No battle plan ever survives contact with the enemy.
Friendly fire ain't.
The most dangerous thing in the combat zone is an officer with a map.
The problem with taking the easy way out is that the enemy has already mined it.
The buddy system is essential to your survival; it gives the enemy somebody else to shoot at.
The further you are in advance of your own positions, the more likely your artillery will shoot short.
Incoming fire has the right of way.
If your advance is going well, you are walking into an ambush.
The quartermaster has only two sizes, too large and too small.
If you really need an officer in a hurry, take a nap.
The only time suppressive fire works is when it is used on abandoned positions.
The only thing more accurate than incoming enemy fire is incoming friendly fire.
There is nothing more satisfying that having someone take a shot at you, and miss.
Don't be conspicuous. In the combat zone, it draws fire. Out of the combat zone, it draws sergeants.
If your sergeant can see you, so can the enemy.

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1. Where were you 3 hours ago?
in a bedroom

2. Whoare you in love with?
everyone

3. Have you ever eaten a crayon?
no

4. Is there anything pink within 10 feet of you?
a big monster pilow

5. When is the last time you went to the mall?
ages

6. Are you wearing socks right now?
yea

7. Do you have a car worth over $2,000?
yea

8. When was the last time you drove out of town?
dunno but ill will be sonn

9. Have you been to the movies in the last 5 days?
nope

10. Are you hot?
yea

11. What was the last thing you had to drink?
lemonade

12. What are you wearing right now?
A red Tshirt jeans and socks

13. Do you wash your car or let the car wash do it?
i do

14. Last food that you ate?
pizza

15. Where were you last week at this time?
watchin the rugby

16. Have you bought any clothing items in the last week?
no

17. When is the last time you ran?
playin football

18. What's the last sporting event you watched?
6nations

19. What is your favorite animal?
mic my camen

20. Your dream vacation?
skiing with all my mates on a big mountain

21. Last person's house you were in?
fionas

22. Worst injury you've ever had?
broke my leg

23. Have you been in love?
yea

24. Do you miss anyone right now?
yeah

25. Last play you saw?
peter pan

26. What is your secret weapon to lure in the opposite sex?
my charm and looks

27. What are your plans for tonight?
summit

28. Who is the last person you sent a bebo message or comment?
evie

29. Next trip you are going to take?
driviung soon

30. Ever go to camp?
many a time

31. Were you an honor roll student in school?
no

32. What do you want to know about the future?
will i be happy

34. Are you due sometime this year for a doctor's visit?
leg checkup possibley

35. Where is your best friend?
i dunno

36. who is your best friend?
every one.

37. Do you have a tan?
yea

38. What are you listening to right now?
muse

39. Do you collect anything?
car stuff and nightmare before christmas stuff

40. Who is the biggest gossiper you know?
my mum

41. Last time you got stopped by a cop or pulled over?
never

42. Have you ever drank your soda from a straw?
yea

43. What does your last text message say?
your message has benn delivered to 02890******

44. Do you like hot sauce?
no i like ron sauce

45. Last time you took a shower?
today

46. Do you need to do laundry?
nope

47. What is your heritage?
scandinavian

48. Are you someone's best friend?
yea
49. Are you rich?
no

50. What were you doing at 12AM last night?
coming home after the oak