One.
If you're ugly,
stop acting like you don't know it.
The captions under you picture that says
"top model pose"
"sexy bitch"
"arnt i hot"
doesn't convince anyone.

Two.
To the people who have like 25,000 friends,
are you serious?
Nobody in this universe can keep up with that many friends.
You're stupid.
Go play in traffic.

Three.
Don't ever post pictures and say
"OMG, I'm so ugly"
"OMG,I'm so fat"
because if you were,
you wouldn't post them.

Four.
Nobody cares about threats over the internet.
Don't try to act hardcore with the keyboard.
Fighting online is like racing in the special olympics;
even if you win,
you're still retarded.

Five.
Making 20 bulletins a day
about how you have new pictures
and begging people to comment on them is pathetic.
Make the bulletin once if you have to,
and those who actually care about you
will comment on your pics.

Six.
If all your pictures look the same,
don't post them all.
Please put some variety in your pics.
Nobody wants to see your face
8 different ways.

Seven.
Who really cares if
I don't accept you as a friend?
MOVE ON!!!
Don't send me another request or message asking
"what's up with you not adding me?"
I don't want you as a friend;
that's what's up!

Eight.
Little 6th graders who have bebos
and look like sluts,
go somewhere else
because nobody wants you here.!!!

Nine.
If you have decided to read this,
you are a true bebo Friend.
Real friends read their bulletins.

Ten.
I say you go and pass this on
and maybe it will finally get through people's brains
(if they have them).

Eleven.
And if you open a msg and it says something like
"repost this in 100 seconds or a ghost will rape your dog tonight,"
IT'S NOT REAL!
QUIT BEING AN IDIOT!!!!!!!!
PEOPLE WHO HAVE NO LIFE WHATSOEVER MAKE THAT SHIT UP THINKING THAT PEOPLE WILL FALL FOR THEIR STUPID TRAP!!! AND YOU DO!!!!

This is a test to see how many people
in your friends list
actually pay attention to you.

"like omg if u dnt repost dis in 1 second at midnte/ and if you do at midnight your true love will...SHUTUP U FUCKIN ARSEHOLES!!! shit aint gonna happen"

load a bollocks!!!

Copy and repost in your own bulletin as
11 rules of BEBO

this is like the longest thing ever!!!


1. Name: Emily
2. Nickname(s): Em
3. Birthday: 31st july
4. That makes you: 19
5. You were born: Hokitika (don't ask)
6. Location right now: Ashburton
7. Shoe size: 7
8. How many piercings?: 2 in each earand labret (lip)
9. Tattooes?: 0
10. When you wake up your: wanting to go back to sleep
11. When your about to sleep you:
12. Zodiac sign: Leo
14. Righty or Lefty: righty
15. Innie or Outie: Innie
16. Proffession: I'm currently cooking at a cafe

Section Two: Looks

17. Nationality: New Zealander!
18. Hair color: Light brown/dark blonde (see recent photos)
19. Eye color: greeny/blue
20. Height: 165cm I think
21. Braces?: nope
22. Glasses?: Yup for reading

Section Three: Private Life

24. Do you have a boy/girlfriend?: Yea
25. If so, who?: Brad Deuart
26. If not, do you have a crush on someone?: N/A
27. Who has a crush on you?: No one I hope I wouldn't want to dissapoint them
29. Who was your first kiss: James Van Halleryn
30. Who was your last: Brad
31. Are you a virgin?: No
32. Ever had a threesome before?: No
33. If you could have sex with anyone?: It would be a criminal lol
34. Have you ever been in love?:Yer
35. Broken any hearts?: Yea I've left a huge path of destruction
36. Got your heart broken?: No I've been lied to though but that only annoyed me
37. Ever liked a friend?: Um not that I can remember
38. What happened?: N/A

Section Four: Past Relationships

39. How many relationships have you been in: proper ones? 4
40. How many were serious enough to count: 2
41. Who were those serious ones: Davey, Brad
42. Funnest hook-ups: I don't really have any
43. What made them different:
44. What happened:
45. Best boy/girlfriend: Jess and Mel
46. Worst boy/girlfriend: Davey
47. Ever been kissed: Shouldn't you have asked that before you asked me if I was a virgin. This quiz is a dumb
48. Who do you want back: No one
49. Who do you regret: Davey
50. Why: Just cos he's a loser

2. Section Five: Favorites

51. Song: Just Dance (lady Gaga)
52. Movie: Anchor man
53. Food: I love food in general but choc is good
54. Drink: Corona
55. Store: Blockout (Australian)
56. Television show utragous fortune!
57. Holiday: new years
58. Book: The lovely bones is quite good
59. Ice cream: Choc eclaire
60. Sweets: Those wee chewy strawberries
61. Crisps: Upper cuts honey soy chicken
62. Type of music: I'm into just about anything
63. Artist: Linkin Park, Justin timberlake umm stained, pendulum
64. Word: jsdfjdsjf
65. Time of day: Um afternoon like 2.30
66. Dressing: ...............?
67. Alcoholic drink: Jim and COke or Corona
68. Color Yellow
69. Piece of clothing: Jeans
70. Character: I like to live my life in reality
71. Smell: Miss Dior Chloe by Christian Dior
72. Shampoo: BC
73. Soap: Soap dries your skin out
74. Smiley: huh
75. Board game: not really into them
76. Sport: Horse Riding dressage
77. Number: 9
78. Quote: I love lamp
79. Animal: Chinchila
80. Actor: Will Ferral
82. Vegetable: Kumara
83. Fruit: Um strawberries
84. Place to be: where ever as long as I'm with kewl people
85. Thing in your room: A lamp
86. Gum: Strawberry and Kiwi Fruit
87. Shape: blob
88. Country: NZ
89. Mall: Pacific Fair (Australia)
90. Car: BMW
91. Boys name: Dennis
92. Girls name: Skye
93. Family member: I have no family!
94. Restaurant: ummmmm Strawberry Fair
95. Movie place: they all play the same shit
96. Person to go to the movies with: Dewy
97. Noise: Vtech
99. Brand of clothing: Probably Levis
100. Body part of a chicken: The neck
101. Swear word: Cunt
102. Month: December (u get lots of presents)
103. Possession: Um I dont really own anything much worth mentioning atm
104. Team: Crusaders
105. Season: summer
106. Radio station: The Rock
107. Magazine: Womans day I love the gossip
108. Favorite grade: year 13 I though it was never going to end
109. Least favorite grade: um i dont know