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- She doesn't just present the news, she gets it.
- Me, Myself, and I
I like to punch people in the head it helps my anger dissolve!
You like boom, and I like boom. Enough small boom let's boom the boom!
PLEASE DONATE MONEY TO THE STACEY WANTS TO PAY OFF HER LOAN AND GO BACK TO THE UK FUND
- The Other Half Of Me
New eyes....... FUCK OFF!!!!!!
- This is gay
- I hate Bebo so find me on Facebook my name is Stacey Withers
- Is the funniest person I know. She over exaggerates EVERYTHING. "fucking niggers" this and "gammy mutt that" ahh I love her. She makes me lol at everything and anything. I love you and I'm sorry for throwing vodka in your eye and whatever else I did last night to piss you off. See you tomorrow at work.
- Janelle Maree Green
- Is so amazing! Like actual. She's gonna come down to visit me and I'm going to fatten her up with lots and lots of McChicken burgers so that I can eat her! Yay!!
- Scared Of
- Lisa Ann Brailey *shivers* "Drink the vodka and let me touch your tits."
- Some fucking dick wipe
Anal wart cream
Old MacDonald had a farm
Slutty dog faced ape
Tasty NOM NOM NOM
Inferior to Stacey
- Laura Withers
- Lucy Withers
- Angry Cookie
- Zoe Crawford
- Alisyn Von Der Landd
- Useless Loser
- Xx GorjasJorjas Xx
- Hannah Walsh
- Janet McLean
- Taliesen Partridge
- Pin-Up Doll Zee
- Geoffrey Harper
- Tommo Bear
- Mark Fretwell
- Wendy Chapman
- Everybody Loves Jack
- Ryan P
- This is my boyfriend. He is prettier than you. (18)
- The best ones of the best =] (38)
- People who love me (14)
- Photos from the archives (17)
- Photoshop (33)
- You smell like cat pee (47)
- More lols (48)
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- Number 25 yeah yeah yeah yeah (48)
- 24 (48)
- 23 bro (48)
- Twenty Freaken TWO! (48)
- 21 which is 12 backwards (48)
- 20 which is also the age of myself! (48)
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- 18. (48)
- Album Number 17. (48)
- XVI (48)
- One FIve. (48)
- 14 Golly. (48)
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I don't really know how to tell you this, but I'm selling myself for candy. I think I realized it when your dwarf bit me at the mental hospital and I saw you ignore my uterus.
I'm sure you're man enough to understand that Santa doesn't exist.
I'm returning your toe ring to you, but I'll keep my virginity and your boxers as a memory.
You should also know that I will always remember the pep talks and the apartment building is on fire.
Warm tingly sensations,
Pick a friend and choose the correct answers to fill in the blanks in the message at the bottom. Tag them. See what they say. It's Funny!
1. What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - Our romance is over
Red - Our affair is over
White – I’m joining the Convent
Black - I dislike your eyelashes
Green - Our socks don't match
Grey - You're a pervert
Yellow - I'm selling myself for candy
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - You're mean
Other - I'm in love with your cat
2. Which is your birth month?
January - That night you picked your nose
February - Last year when you peed your pants
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on peanut butter
May - When I threw up in your sock drawer
June - When you put cuffs on me
July – When you smacked my ass
August - When I saw the purple monkey
September - When we skinny dipped in the bathtub
October - When I quoted Forest Gump
November - When your dog humped my leg
December - When I finally changed my underwear
3. Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - In your apartment
Lasagna- In your car
Pasta - Outside of your office
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad – As you were eating Kraft Dinner
Chicken - In your closet
Kebab - With Jean Chrétien
Fish - In a clown suit
Sandwiches - At the Elton John concert
Pizza - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a street light
Annat- With George Bush and Stephen Harper
4. What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Hit on
Red - Insult
Black - Ignore
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - Put whipped cream on
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the pants off of
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive over
5. What's the colour of your underwear?
Black - My boyfriend
White - My father
Grey – The Catholic Priest
Brown – Your ‘My Little Pony’ collection
Purple - My corned beef hash
Red – My knee caps
Blue - My salt-beef bucket
Yellow - My illegitimate child in Ghana
Orange - My uterus
Pink – The Montreal Canadian’s goalie
None – My prized statue of Michael Jackson in the nude
Other - The elephant in the corner
6. What do you prefer to watch on TV?
One Tree Hill; Open
The news; Scarred
Family Guy; Senile
Top Model; Middle-class
7. Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful you are
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That Santa doesn't exist
Angry - That your smell makes me vomit
Depressed – That we’re related
Excited - That I may pee my pants
Nervous - The middle-east is planning their revenge on you
Worried - That your Ford sucks
Apathetic - That you need a sex-change
Ashamed - That I'm allergic to your earlobes
Cuddly - That I get turned on by garbage men
Silly - That there is no solution to you being a dumbass
Other - That your driving sucks
8. What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your toe ring
Yellow - Your love letters to me
Red - Your Elton John poster
Black - Your pet rock
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - The pictures from Vegas
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your nose hair clippers
Grey - Our matching snoopy underwear
Purple - Your old New Kids on the Block blanket
Pink - The cut toenails
Other - Your car
9. The first letter of your first name?
A/B - Your photo with the moustache drawn on it
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WRITE DOWN WHO YOUR LAST 16 COMMENTS WERE FROM AND THEN ANSWER THE QUESTIONS ABOUT THEM
1 - Mark
3 - Graham
4 - Zoe
5 - Elizabeth
6 – Bexy
7 – Jorja
8 – Eddie
9 - Belinda
10 - Linda
11 - Gabs
12 - Daniel T
13 - Lucy C
14 - Jimmy
15 - Olivia
16 - Lis
Q: HAVE YOU EVER KISSED 1(Mark)?
Nope, I haven't even met him!
Q. WHATS YOUR FAVOURITE THING ABOUT NUMBER 13(Lucy C)?
She is like super cute
Q: WHAT'S THE BEST MEMORY YOU HAVE OF 10(Linda)?
Fun times at work laughing our asses off at stupid stuff
Q: WHEN'S THE NEXT TIME YOU'RE GONNA SEE 3(Graham)?
Maybe sometime like next week?
Q: IS NUMBER 8(Eddie) HOT?
Q: WHAT WAS YOUR FIRST IMPRESSION OF NUMBER 4(Zoe)?
I wasn't sure if I liked her at first but now I love her!
Q. WHAT DO YOU LIKE MOST ABOUT NUMBER 11(Gabs)?
We've known each other more than half our lives
Q: HOW DID YOU MEET 3(Graham)?:
He was best friends with my ex Andrew
Q: DO YOU THINK 7 WOULD KILL SOMEONE(Jorja)?
Doubt it, she's too much of a goody good
Q: IS 2 YOUR BEST FRIEND?(Keegan):
Q. HOW LONG HAVE YOU KNOWN NUMBER 13(Lucy C)?
A couple of months!
Q: HAVE YOU SEEN 2(Keegan) naked..
Fortunately for me I haven't!
Q: DO YOU THINK 5(Elizabeth) HAS A CRUSH ON YOU?
Q: WHAT IS THE LAST THING YOU DID WITH 6(Bexy)?
Danced the night away
Q. IF YOU COULD GIVE ANYTHING TO NUMBER 15(Olivia) WHAT WOULD IT BE?
Everything she wanted
Q: HAVE YOU EVER KISSED 12(Daniel T)?
Q: HAVE YOU EVER BEEN TO THE MOVIES WITH 8(Eddie)?
Q. WHATS NUMBER 16(Lis) HOUSE LIKE?
They have a pool and I sleep over there every single night lol
Q: HAVE YOU EVER BEEN ANGRY WITH 12(Daniel T):
Only twice since I've known him but when he fucks me off he really really really fucks me off
Q: WOULD YOU EVER MAKE A MOVE ON 10(Linda)?
Too late for that
Q: WHAT DO YOU AND NUMBER 1(Mark) TALK ABOUT THE MOST?
Random small talk I guess
Q: DO YOU EVER TALK TO 9(Belinda)?
Q: WHO WOULD WIN IN A FIGHT OUT OF 1 AND 3?
Mark and Graham hmmm I dunno that's a toughie!
Q: WHAT NUMBERS WOULD MAKE THE BEST COUPLE?
I dunno I'll just say all of them can have a big orgy
Q: DO YOU HAVE A CRUSH ON ANY OF THEM?
Not anymore lol
Q: IF YOU HAD TO MURDER ONE WHO WOULD IT BE?
3 Comments 224 weeks
Have any of you ever been abducted by aliens while out drinking?
1 Comment 230 weeks