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- Me, Myself, and I
- hey im bob
feel free to leave a message.
email@example.com is ma msn so add if u wanna talk.
cba fillin this in so im away.
- i like all genres of music just theres a few bands i dislike cause their music is shite.
- good films not really up for making a list, theres too much to list lol.
- driving, thts really it for stuff i do. like to watch american sports on tv but i'm really not amazinly sporty. i try tho but tend to fail lol.
- Scared Of
- sum stuff but not much. ma drivin at times scares me but hardly ever. only when im goin into a roundabout at 80 when the car only just holds at 40 round it.
- Happiest When
- drivin, with ma friends, drivin with ma friends, not at home usually works too. basically when i have sumthin interestin to do. and when havin somethin good to drink, tht works well too.
- Really Don't Like
- hangovers unless theyre of the funny sort, basically not the killer headache ones, speed limits, fuel prices, getting id'd all the time when im nearly 20, just things that are a bit of a nuisance tend to make me pissed off pretty quickly, may need some anger management at some point but not yet hopefully.
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1. What do you call a chav in a box? Innit
2. What do you call a chav in a filing cabinet? Sorted
3. What do you call a chav in a box with a lock on it? Safe.
4. What do you call an Eskimo chav? Innuinnit.
5. Why are Chavs like slinkies? They have no real use but its great to watch one fall down a flight of stairs!
6. What do you call a Chavette in a white tracksuit? The bride.
7. You are in your car and you see a Chav on a bike, why should you try not to hit him? It might be your bike.
8. Whats the difference between a Chav and a coconut? Ones thick and hairy, the others a coconut.
9. Whats the first question at a Chav quiz night? What you lookin at?
10. How do you get 100 Chavs into a phone box? Paint three stripes on it.
11. Two Chavs in a car without any music. Whos driving? The police
12. What do you call a chav with 9 GCSEs? A liar.
13. What do you say to a chav with a job? Can I have a big mac please
14. What do you say to a chav in a suit? Will the defendant please stand
15. What do u call a knife in chaville? Exhibit A
16. Why is 3 chavs going over a cliff in a Nova a shame? A Nova seats 4
17. What do you call a 30 year old chavette? Granny.
18. How many chavs does it take to change a lightbulb? One, they will screw anything!
19. What do you call 100 chavs at the bottom of a river? A start.
20. How many chavs does it take to clean a floor? None, Thats some uvver geezers job innit.
21. Why did the chav take a shower? He did not mean to, he just forgot to close the Novas window in the car wash
22. Why did the Chav cross the road? To start a fight with a random stranger for no reason whatsoever.
23. What do you call a Chav at college? The cleaner
0 Comments 281 weeks
found out whats buggered the car and its gettin fixed hopefully so shud be gd to go in the next few days again lol
so really this a note to george: it aint no lawnmower soon its gonna be just shite lol
0 Comments 290 weeks
its developed a misfire so its basically tryin to die. only taken me a year and roughly 12500 miles to get it to this stage haha roughly another month and it should be a gonner lol either that or ill get it sorted coz its some daft wee thing just needin adjusted like a spark plug needin reconnected or sumthin
neways if tht dont work i need suggestions for a practical, affordable and cheap car for a runaround. preferrably not a corsa coz i cant stand them so basically im happy for u to comment back on the profile as to what u think would be a good motor
0 Comments 290 weeks