...and a good time was had by all...

What an amazing trip! Here's the best bits:

Me sitting on a seat that wasn't there in a packed metro train, much to the amusement of the whole carriage

Pervy men!!! lol!!
> "Sorry, I'm 17." "Ah. ok. *pause* Mmmm, yeah that's not a problem for me..."
> 35 year-old man: "You're 17? That's ok, I'm 16."
> old men who positioned their chairs so they could watch us, particularly Cat getting a menu!! Lol eeww!

"apparently not!" "apparently so!"

"aaaaaany chance?!"

"shoarts!" "hoarses!"
"They're soart of spoarts shoarts!"

The pigeon with one leg! euww!

"not ooh la la! ooh la bleugh!"

"i'm not going to take her away and have a meal with her and take her back to my apartment and have sex with her" dear god, we hope not!

Chicken in foil! and four huge oranges!

Calum Campbell. The (annoying) legend!

OSMOSE! so very close! eeeeeuuuuuwwww imagine if we'd gone in!

"a screaming orgasm please" -waiter drops glass bottle-

scuuba? you do scuuba?! WE DON'T GET THE JOKE!!!

the pitch black train carriage!

Running after a metro as it pulled away!

"...........and the groceries are upstairs in the monoprix, and let me see about the washing-up tablets...."

"If someone in the group isn't comfortable, we don't do the uncomfortable thing."

Cat, the toilet-roll theiving tube

Though to be fair, I am the true toilet-roll theiver. Bet that restaurant's profits were just a little bit lower that night! And i still have it!! Lol!

Who put a Wham in the bin? That's your wham! I didn't take a wham?! I saw it, it's yours! I didn't have one! Did you put it in the bin? No, I haven't seen a wham! You had a wham! It's your wham! Why would I have a wham with me?! I don't know, you had it! Oooooohhh, THAT kind of wham!!!

The laundry on the german people's table! CRINGE!

Carrie smashing a glass

"We're in the ghetto!! ooh, caviar!! "

NO LIKEE!!!!!!

'allo? allo? ca va? ca va bien?!'

Bubbles! euw!

French neds!

Cigarette? no? everyone smokes hash on the beach!

Walking to the famous Palm Beach, to find a stupid casino where you need your passport?! what the hell?!

Bloody Mary?! Bloody Rubbish.

Me trying to clean the flat with the end of the hoover nozzle!!! Hahaha blonde moment!!

My flash!!!!!

Those creepy places with the curtains and the list of what's on offer: "hetero/homo/latex/leather..." eeewwww!!

The game on the beach! "Think of a country." "MYLAND!!!" LOL! "no, no, carrie stop running! no...stop running now!!"

"...and there's the mona lisa." "it smells funny" lol true appreciation of art!

"So where are you guys going to uni?" "all over scotland really." "ah, i see. and are any of you going to uni in the UK?" uuuuummmm.......

Our amazing knack of getting free drinks! €130 of champagne?! no bother!! a gazillion shots of *pure ethanol*?! easy peasy!! lol that was hilarious!

Waiting for a train at 5 in the morning. And asking a "reliable source" who then slumped into a heap on her seat. Great. As the whole of the Parisian ghetto filed in. haha.

"Don't break it don't breaak iiit!!!!" (hahah TOTALLY loses ALL effect on here!)

The poor kids in Paris who packed up a suitcase and headed off to the orphanage playschool from like 6-10 for some hardcore playing!!

"My legs are doing my head in!!"

Had forgotten about this one- the hobo with the sign saying "Just for alcohol and drugs" and a hat to collect money. Almost gave him some.

Any more, guys?!

Well, the day started with me and Andrea getting the bus down and Cat getting the train. the guy next to me on the bus had BO which was HORRIBLE but i coped. Then when we got to Dundee, we decided to have a spot of lunch. And some ice. and some more ice. and some more ice. Yep, we broke the ice maker machine and it wouldn't stop making ice. The ice was just coming out all over the floor and just carried on! I was in stitches by this point and tried to tell the sandwich maker man but i was laughing so much they barely understood me.

So, then we went to T.J. Hughes. Now what a shop THAT is! Let me summarise:
"T.J. Hughes don't do celebrities, just great prices. T.J. Hughes-BAHHGAIN!"
Lol they had loads of random people on tv constantly going on about the stupid bahhgains! meanwhile, we munched through some scones and tea.

We went to Pizza Hut for tea where we saw loads of 7 year olds getting ready to go. The queue for the hall was MASSIVE, actually HUGE. a LOT of people want to see mcfly! Then, lil chris came on and he was awesome, although there were people standing on chairs. (which i did too a bit-i was huuuuge! ) But it ws pretty amazing, and Mcfly just lived up to every expectation i had of them .

After the concert, we went to find a drink and came across a kebab shop where we were told all dundee people are fat :S Then we went to another shop-WITH LIL CHRIS INSIDE!!!!! So after AAAGES we decided to go in and ask for a photo. I went up to him and asked for a photo and he (kind of grumpily) replied "yeah, if you're quick.." Alas, we didn't get a photo. Nope, we got outside and went to look at the photo, BUT IT WASN'T THERE! NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!! But I spoke to Lil Chris and he spoke back to me! And trust me, he is seriously little! ahh good times. Was SUCH a brilliant day. Well looking forward to the arena tour already.

yes, you may all think i'm sad but i will not be changed by you!! McFly are AMAZING and i'm seeing them in like three days!!! That is all.