WHEN WE GIRLS DRINK TOO MUCH............
1. We have absolutely no idea where our purse is.. and for some
reason, that's ok.

2. We believe that dancing with our arms overhead and wiggling
our butts while yelling "WOO-HOO" is truly the sexiest dance move around.

3. In our last trip to pee, we realize that we now look more like
a homeless hooker than the goddess we started out as just 4 hours ago.

4.We declare to everyone we see, including
people we barely know, that we love them SOOOO MUCH.

5. We get extremely excited and jump up and down every time a new
song comes on because "OH MY GOD, I LOVE THIS SONG!"

6. The urge to take off articles of clothing, get up on the table or bar and start to sing or dance becomes strangely
overwhelming to us.

7. Our eyes just won't seem to stay open by themselves, so we keep them half closed and think it looks incredibly sexy.

8. We've suddenly taken up smoking and we believe we're really good at it

9. We yell at the bartender who we believe has cheated us by
giving us just orange juice, but that's just because we can no longer taste the vodka.

10. We think we are in bed, but our pillow feels strangely like
the floor.

11. Our hugs begin to resemble wrestling take-down moves.

12. We are tired, but we are troopers so instead of going home,
we just sit on the floor wherever we are standing and take a
quick nap.

13. We take our shoes off because a) they're ridiculously
impractical.. but soo beautiful! b) We believe it's the shoes'
fault that we can't walk straight.

14. We feel oddly comfortable sitting on the toilet peeing while having a full blown conversation with each other.

15. No matter what got broken, thrown up on, stolen, no matter
who said what or who went home with whoever else - we ALWAYS call
each other the next day.
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GIRLS' CONFESSIONS

[x] I do wear make up.
[x] I wear nail polish.
[x] I have cried at a movie theater.
[x] I've purposely talked to a guy my boyfriend didnt like.
[x] I love chocolate.
[x] Getting flowers still makes me smile.
[] I've wrecked a car.
[x] I can put mascara on without opening my mouth.
[x] I'd do anything for a special guy.
[x] I love cuddling.
[] Johnny Depp is my hero.
[x] Gotten Detention.
[x] I love to laugh.
[] I like Rock.
[x] I like Rap.
[] I like Techno
[] I carry a purse everywhere.
[x] I carry my cell phone at all times.
[x] I did own a spice girls CD.
[x] I did own a Britney Spears CD.
[x]Ive played hard to get.
[x] Boys are fun to tease.
[] I've cheated on my boyfriend.
[] Football is boring.
[x] I like athletic boys.
[] I like rockers.
[] Hot guys are better then sweet guys.
[x] Sweet guys are better than hot guys.
[x] I prefer sweet cute guys.
[x] a hot guy with a bad personality is ugly.
[x] Lip gloss is WAY better than lipstick.
[x] I'm a bitch at times. Deal with it.
[x] I play video games, even with other people around.
[x] My friends and family are the best, & they're important to me.
[x] You have true friends that will be there for you no matter what
[x] You know 2 faced people that you strongly dislike.
[x] You absolutly love your cell phone
[x] I mite be bisexual
[x] I have watched porn.
[] I have played or cheated on someone.
[x] I play video games.
[] I wear boxers to bed.
[] Ive thrown rocks @ a girls window.
[x] Ive drank because I felt like it.
[] I still beat my buddies up. (it's mutual)
[] Of course they never beat me up.
[] I drive a truck/SUV.
[x] My friends and I make fun of each other.
[x] I drive some type of car.
[x] I have a job.
[x] I currently have a boyfriend.
[x] My boyfriendis better than yours.
[x] I think about my boyfriend all the time.
[] My friends get mad when my fella calls me while i'm with them.
[x] boys are complicated, to the umpth degree.
[x] I'm cocky.
[x] I've forgotten to return a phone call to a fella's...or a few.
[x] Not all guys are the same.
[x] I'd do anything for my boyfriend.
[] I tend to be shy around boys.
[] I act like an ass on purpose.
[x] I've flashed before.
[x] I've seen the Rocky Horror picture show.
[x] I play hard to get.
[x] I aspire to one day become amodel on playboy.
[x] I'm in love.
[] I've asked a hot boy for her number that I just met.
[xxxxxx] I've acted like a slut.
[x] Angelina Jolie is hot.
[x] Pamela Anderson is hotter.
[] Sports over-rule everything else.
[] I like rock music.
[x] I like rap music.
[] I've been expelled.
[x] I've gotten detention.
[x] surfers are hot.
[x] I have a tattoo.
[] I smoke entirely too much.
[x] I respect what you have to say. (certain people)
[x] And yes I care how your day went. (certain people) NOT