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Callum

No time for love Dr. Jones!

3/19/09 | me too! | Reply

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About Me

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If it were possible to become Darth Vader i would..."
Me, Myself, and I
"I nearly always just mumbled a 'no'. That's what I did whenever I was in the supermarket and was asked if I wanted 'cash back'. It's not something we have in Spain and I had no idea what it was. It was three months before I knew what they were talking about."

-- Fernando Torres on shopping in England.


There probably would have been more suicides in the middle ages if people had listened to Snow Patrol.

-- Peter Blood on Medieval suicide and Snow Patrol
The Other Half Of Me
Lewis M

Lewis M

He's a fecking cider monkey

Music
Top 5: Metallica. Cky. Linkin Park. Megadeth. Black Stone Cherry.
Directors
Tarentino, Jackson, Lucas, Kevin Smith
Sports
Football: Liverpool and good old Ayershire Killie, Squash, Basketball, and Skating sometimes, ice hockey
Kiene like.
German, the launguage. or learning it. People that have a stupid wee comment for everything and think they are amazing for it : refer to limp bizkits "break stuff" for more. Political correctness. Jeans that dont fit. spanish referees. neds. God.and fucking brussle sprouts.
sweet stuff
Xbox 360. Guitar. Jokes. Good films. Orengena. Twiglets. Massive F*ck off HD Tvs. Hampden park. Rugby park (when we win).
Great Quotes
Silent Bob: "There's a million fine looking women in the world, dude. But they don't all bring you lasagna at work.".......................
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Lewis: "Im a fartaholic, Im just so addicted to fart-ahol"........................
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Darth Vader: "They must have hidden the plans in the escape pod!"........................
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Superhands: "People like coldplay and voting for the Nazis, you can trust people"......................
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Graham on going to a traffic light party: "red shirt, red paint, im basically gonna be a walking 'fuck off!'"
A list of fucking cool people
Fernando Torres, James Hetfield, Han Solo, Fraser Wright, Solid Snake, Steven Gerrard, Sharpe, Darth Vader, Randel (from clerks), Jay and Silent Bob, Peter Griffin, Nick Hornby, Tolkein, Jonathan Ross, Clive Owen, Willie Gibson, Chad I Ginsburg, Derron Miller, Jess Margera and Elizabeth Hurley..... (more to be added)

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  • quick quiz before bed

    Honestly, have you done something bad today?
    nope, dont think so, if i have it was unintentional

    Honestly, where would you rather be right now?
    nowhere

    Honestly, have you kissed someone of the same sex this week?
    nope

    What happened at 10:00 am today?
    i was 60ft up in a tree

    Do you know how to play poker?
    yep

    Do you know anyone with the same birthday as you?
    grham and kate and a few otherpeople i cant really remember

    Has someone annoyed you today?
    nope

    Have you ever asked a boy/girl for advice?
    of course

    Where was the last place you went besides your house? Why?
    the town, for a haircut

    Been out side longer than 30 mins today?
    yep

    Are you closer with your siblings or cousins?
    sibling

    Will you kiss anyone tonight?
    no

    Would you rather it be sunny or rain?
    bit of both

    What are you doing tomorrow?
    jack all

    Could you go the rest of your life without drinking alcohol?
    depends what was at stake?

    What is your favorite thing to shop for?
    movies

    Would you rather own a snake or a rabbit?
    rabbit

    Who is one celebrity you cant stand?
    lady gaga.... fucking cunt

    Who knows you better than you know yourself?
    nobody

    Whats on your wrist right now?
    nothing

    If you were in the hospital would your number one come see you?
    dont know, but probably not- i assume we mean in the top friends on bebo

    Is there someone you wouldn't mind kissing right now?
    yep

    How are you feeling right now?
    sweet

    Do you believe in perfection?
    fuck off

    Are you satisfied with what you currently have in life?
    yah yah

    Have you chewed gum after someone else already had?
    i have

    Are you ever a freak about cleanliness or organization?
    i like being precise in some cases

    Last thing you ate?
    microwavable burger

    Do you think that you’re a good person?
    define what a "good person" is

    Do you have someone you can be your complete self around and who?
    yep

    Do you drink hot drinks often?
    not too much

    When was the last time you took pain killers?
    never- cant swollow pills

    One thing you're looking forward to?
    going to bed and watching a film

    When people stare at you, do you get paranoid?
    nope- it happens a lot considering how fecking massive i am

    Where would you get a tattoo?
    either top of my arm or shoulder blade

    How late did you stay up last night?
    i went to bed at 12 and watched a movie

    Are your ears pierced more than once, if at all?
    no

    Do you drink tea?
    yep, mint and normal


    Can you go in public looking like you do?
    lmao i could, dont think people would appriciate the hawian shorts though

    Do you hate the last girl you had a conversation with?
    nope

    Do you like holding hands?
    yep, especially when they are cold :P

    Okay, who was the last person who held your hand?
    louise

    Last person you hugged?
    loiuse

    What exactly are you wearing?
    hawian shorts and boxers

    What has pissed you off today, if anything at all?
    nothing

    When was the last time you couldn't stop laughing?
    i assume that would only happen once

    At this point in time are you happy with the way things are going in your life?
    yes

    Who was the last male you talked to on the phone? About what?
    probably euan about going on xbox so i could tan him at fifa lol

    Do you think you can last in a relationship for 6 months or more?
    i have

    Are you mad at someone right now?
    no

    Do you prefer to call or txt?
    dont care

    Do you have any siblings?
    yeah

    You're thinking about someone, aren't you?
    fuck off

    Do you get along with girls?
    the few i know

    If you could move to Africa would you?
    no

    Who was the last person you talked to before bed last night?
    dad

    Honestly, do you see yourself as a slut?
    no

    What movie never fails to make you cry?
    star wars. seriously..... nah ok not seriously- i havnt cried at a movie for a very long time if ever

    Are you talkative?
    soemtimes- really depends who im talking to and what the subject is

    When you loo

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  • Mr Fraser's Ultimate Metallica Quiz..... (feel free to join in)

    Section1.

    Start with the easy pish- name the song- and no fecking cheating!

    1. "and i burn, turning my direction, quench my thirst with gasoline"

    2. "off through the new days mist i run"

    3. "cut this shit out from me!"

    4."late at night all systems go, youve come to see the show"

    5. "anger! misery! youll suffer unto me!"

    6. "Guilty as charged, but damn it, it aint right"

    7."you insist that the weight of the world, should be on your shoulders!"

    8. "outta my way, outta my day!"

    9. " hey hey hey, here i go now!"

    10. "searching.....!!!"

    Section 2.

    What is the longest studio recorded metallica song thats not a cover?- again no cheating

    Section 3. - no looking at itune or any of that shit (shit includes back of cd cases and internet)

    1. Name the third track on Death magnetic

    2. name the last track on st. anger

    3. how many tracks on metallicas fourth studio album

    4. name the last track on kill em all


    Quiz over post yer answers in the comments thing and ill tell you your score


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  • Hoover doing avoidence quiz... or something

    If I was to look through your phone would I find anything interesting?
    if you think a couple of pictures of rugby park are interesting then yes

    What are you finding to be funny at the moment?
    little big planet, star wars robot chicken, torres's inability to stay onside when i play euan at fifa

    Have you ever fallen asleep while texting someone?
    no, almost though

    When was the last time you received a hug?
    yesterday

    If you could pack up and move away right now, would you?
    nope

    When is the last time you laughed really hard?
    hmm yesterday at something on tv....


    Are you keeping a secret from anyone at the moment?
    nope

    How do you pronounce your name?
    cal-um

    Have you done anything embarrassing today?
    no

    How old are you?
    eighteen

    At the top of your head how many people would you push off a cliff?
    well, all the yah girls for a start. and fucking drogba

    Did you sleep alone last night?
    yeah

    Who was the last male you talked to?
    euan

    Do you have an iPod or Mp3 player?
    ipod

    Do you lose your keys often?
    no

    Ever had a song sang about/for you?
    nope

    Where do you sing the most, in the car, the shower or other?
    everywhere!, althought probably my room, sionce i listen tomusic and play guitar there

    What's the last video game you played?
    fifa 09

    What was your favourite show as a kid?
    thomas the tank engine, then thunderbirds, but i still like that

    Are you clumsy or accident prone?
    not often.. touch wood

    Are you a Christian?
    this is ridiculous! why single out christianity as the religion in question.. no i am not.

    Are you happy with the way life is going?
    yeah

    Where's the craziest place you've ever slept?
    in an indian airport

    Is it hard leaving people behind?
    i try not to


    Have you ever been jetty jumping?
    what is that??

    Do you tend to stick to things, or go through phases?
    stick to things

    Do you drink?
    a guiness now and then

    When was the last time you consumed alcohol?
    a few days ago

    Did you kiss or hug anyone today?
    no

    Did you get into trouble today?
    no

    How many times do you listen to a song until it gets old?
    they never seem to! listen to cky...

    What is your current annoyance?
    torres being offside

    Does anyone have feelings for you?
    youd have to ask them

    Can you watch scary movies?
    i can

    Has anybody ever given you butterflies in your stomach?
    yes

    Who was the last person you hugged?
    louise

    Is anyone over protective over you?
    again ask them

    Are you any good at math?
    not now, got it together for the exam though lol

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    Hey x

    11/9/09
  • Louise
    luv Louise

    see you when i get back :) xx

    10/11/09
  • Reilly
    Reilly

    Lmao, I wonder what he does these days? Probably getting harvested xD

    10/9/09
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    :) xx

    10/8/09
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    luv Louise

    hey :) xx

    9/24/09
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    (: xx

    9/15/09
  • Miaa
    Miaa

    haha nah that was a new conversation starter ? because we were talking about meeting up but i'm back in dundee so i was just saying that we should definitely see each other when i'm back home or somethingggg and yes, you lost your mind a looooooong time ago i'm afraid :) xxxxx

    9/2/09
  • Miaa
    Miaa

    i'll text you next time i'm heading back home for the weekend and we'll definitely - well hopefully - see each other then, is that okay ? xxxxxxxxxxxxxx

    8/31/09
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    Hi (: xx

    8/19/09
  • Miaa
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    hhahaha oh yes callum i know all about your wild moments of vanity ;) yeeepp i still am until sept ish perhapsss aaah bebo is too crazy sometimes :L xxxxxxxxxx

    8/15/09
  • Louise
    luv Louise

    :) xx

    8/12/09
  • Miaa
    Miaa

    WE STILL HAVENT MET UP YET

    8/4/09
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    luv Louise

    (: xx

    7/23/09