1. u no all the words d the fresh prince of bell air..

2. u gat up on a saturday mornin d watch live n kickin and SM TV

3. u had a huge fringe er a helmet head hair cut

4. yo-yo's n tamagotchis

5. u collectd pokemon cards

6.u watch power rangers, post man pat and ninja turtles

7. u made ur mammy buy 'BN' biscuits

8. u no the macerena off by heart

9. u thought brain from pinky and the brain wud finally take over the world

10. bum bags.... u no u had 1

11. plastic lunch boxes wif catoons on them

12. u said 'NOT' after evry fing not!!

13. u knew dat kimberly d pink power ranger and tommy the green 1 wer ment d b

14. u had an alien baby and thought that if u put them bac 2 bac they wud have a baby

15. u wore them stick on ear ring but nat jus on ur ears but d corners of ur eyes if u wer dressin up fer suhin

16. life was great b4 telitubies came along

17. u had some form of clothin that was lime green or bright orange

18. u had a money thing that went round ur neck like a necklace

19. u had a hairband with ur name on it

20. u ownd a furby

21. u watchd the smurfs

22. u rolled ur socks down cuz evry1 else was

23. u wer creepd out by ' are you afraid of the drak'

24. 2 WORDS..................SPICE GIRLS

25. u said talk d the hand cuz the face aint listenin....

26. u always said ur ma, ano ye r but wat am i, its a free country d evry 1

27. throwing tennis balls and sayin rhymes was a game u playd a break time

28. u thought P.7s wer the coolest

29. u thought bein a teenager wud be amazin...

30. u thought that u knew how d put on make up!!!!! (some still dont no howd put mik up on HER FACE)

learn chinese

can you speak chinese?? u can now

You MUST read them out loud or it doesnt make as much sense...

ENGLISH ....................... CHINESE
1) That's not right.......... Sum Ting Wong
2) Are you harboring a fugitive.................. Hu Yu Hai Ding
3) See me ASAP................. Kum Hia Nao
4) Stupid Man........................... Dum Fuk
5) Small horse...................... Tai Ni Po Ni
6) Did you go to the beach?.................... Wai Yu So Tan
7) I bumped in to a coffee table.............. Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni
I think you need a face lift.................... Chin Tu Fat
9) Its very dark in here........................... Wao So Dim
10) I thought you were on a diet............... Wai Yu Mun Ching
11) This is a tow away zone....................... No Pah King
12) Staying out of sight....................... Lei Ying Lo
13) He's cleaning his automobile................ Wa Shing Ka
14) Your body odor is offensive.................. Yu Stin Ki Pu
15) Great..................... Fa Kin Su Pah

For the losers who didn't get it..... You're THICK!!!!!

Sainsbury's flavoured condoms ~ making life taste better
Tesco's condoms ~ every little helps
Nike condoms ~ just do it
Peugeot condoms ~ the ride of your life
New galaxy textured condoms ~ why have rubber when you can have silk?
KFC condoms ~ they're finger licking good
Safeway's condoms ~ lightening the load
Abbey National condoms ~ because life is complicated enough
Coca-cola condoms ~ the real thing
Duracell condoms ~ you can just keep going and going
Pringles condoms ~ once u pop u cant stop
Burger King ~ home off the whopper
Flash condoms ~ just sit back relax and let Flash do all the hard work, so you dont have to
Halfords condoms ~ we go the extra mile
Royal mail condoms ~ i saw this and thought of us
Andrex condoms ~ soft strong and very long
Renault condoms ~ size really does matter!
Ronseal condoms ~ does exactly what it says on the packet
Domestos condoms ~ gets rite under the rim!!
Carlsberg condoms ~ probably the best condom in the world
AA condoms ~ you always have AA friend
Pepperami condoms ~ its a bit of an animal
Polo condoms ~ the condom with the hole (very poor seller)
Halifax condoms ~ who gives you extra?
charmin condoms ~ break the habbit (and use protection)
Tellietubbie condoms ~ again again!!!
Cadburys condoms ~ give into your happiness
Kumala condoms ~ perfect together
Red Bull condoms ~ gives u wings
Cadburys creme egg flavoured condoms ~ how do u eat yours?
Sure crystal condoms ~ unbeatable against white marks
UGC cinema condoms ~ coming soon
Lynx condoms ~ because you never know when
Treseme condoms ~ used by professionals
Gillete condoms ~ the best a man can get
loreal condoms ~ cause your worth it