Take The Last Letter In Your First Name:

A - I Fucked..
B - I Have..
C - I Need..
D - I Sucked..
E - I Gave Head To..
F - I Got Wet 'N Wild With..
G - I Tasted..
H - I Played..
I - I Swallowed Down..
J - I Blew..
K - I Got Down And Dirty With..
L - I Loved..
M - I Hated..
N - I Was Desperate For..
O - I Ordered..
P - I Partied With..
Q - I Had Quickie With..
R - I Got Rowdy With..
S - I Sold..
T - I Turned On..
U - I Gave Birth To..
V - I Stripped For..
W - I Milked..
X - I Gave Hand To..
Y - I Aroused..
Z - I Sold..

Take the first letter in your middle name: (if you have no middle name, put the first letter of your mothers maiden name):

A - A Hobo..
B - A Male Stripper..
C - A Cat..
D - A Pencil..
E - A Naked Statue..
F - A Firefighter..
G - A Goat..
H - A MILF..
I - A Bastard..
J - A Male Prostitute..
K - A Clock..
L - An Adult Toy..
M - A Louis Vuitton Bag..
N - A Whore..
O - A DILF..
P - A Pimp..
Q - A Quarter..
R - A Pornstar..
S - A Slut..
T - A Nerd..
U - A Stuffed Animal..
V - A Bitch..
W - An Ugly Fat Kid..
X - A Cheerleader
Y - A Woofta..
Z - A Pyromaniac

Now take your first initial of your second name

A - And I Enjoyed It.
B - For A One Night stand.
C - For Money.
D - So I Could Hook-Up With A Jock.
E - And I Got Banged After.
F - For A Water Bra.
G - For A Cherry Flavored Condom.
H - So I Could Get A Nose Job.
I - For A Vacation.
J - For Birth Control.
K - For A Shopping Spree.
L - So People Would Talk About Me.
M - And It Was Hot.
N - So I Could Get Butt Implants.
O - For Sex.
P - So I Could Go Around Naked.
Q - All For Lust.
R - Just For The Attention.
S - For Love.
T - So I Could Be Sexy.
U - All For a Fat Kid.
V - And I Hated It.
W - All For Pleasure.
X - So I Could Get A Boob Job.
Y - For Lube.
Z - All For A Hot Guy.

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W O U L D . U . R A T H E R ?
>1. Pierce your nose or tongue? nose
>2. Be serious or be funny? funny
>3. Drink whole or skim milk?.. skim
>4. Die in a fire or drown?... fire
>5. Spend time with your parents or enemies? parents
>D O . Y O U . P R E F E R. .
>1. Flowers or candy? candy
>2. Grey or black? black
>3. Colour or Black and white photos? colour
>4. Lust or love? love
>5. Sunrise or sunset? sunset
>6. M&Ms or Skittles? m&ms
>8. Staying up late or waking up early? waking up earli
>A N S W E R . T R U T H F U L L Y !!
>1. Do you like anyone? yesh
>2. Do they know it? yeh well she shud!
>D O . Y O U . P R E F E R. .
>1. Sun or moon? sun
>2. Winter or Autumn? autmn
>3. Left or right? right
>4. 10 acquaintances or having two best friends? 2 best m8s
>5. Sunny or rainy? sunny
>6. Vanilla ice cream or chocolate ice cream? vanilla
>A B O U T . Y O U!
>1. What time is it? 20.38
>2. First and middle Name? Robert Stephen
>4. What is your birth date? 14 august 1987
>5. What do you want? to be wid ma bbe jayde 4ev@
>6. Where do you want to live? florida
>U N I Q U E !
>1. Nervous habit: bite ma nails
>2. Are you double jointed? nah
>3. Can you roll your tongue? nope
>4. Can you raise one eyebrow? no
>5. Can you cross your eyes? no
>R A N D O M
>1. Ever thrown a shoe at someone? no
>2. what was da highest year any1 thought u were in? duno
>O T H E R
>1. Do you twirl your spaghetti or cut it? twirl
>2. Have you ever eaten Spam? yea
>3. Favorite ice cream(s): vanilla pod
>4. What's your favorite non-alcohol drink: vanilla milkshake
>5. Do you cook? yea
>IN . T H E . L A S T . M O N T H . H A V E . Y O U ?
>1. Bought something: ye for jayde lol
>2. Sang: tried
>3. Been hugged: yeh
>4. Felt stupid: alot of da time
>5. Missed someone: yea, jayde
>6. Danced crazy?: oh yes
>7. Gotten your hair cut: 2nite
>9. Lied: along time ago