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- Me, Myself, and I
- hi im dani
this is one of my two profiles! yes i have 2!
so if i dnt reply to ur messages well just dont worry about it. coz im nt worrying.
- 1)hevan wont have me and hells afraid il take over
2)love must be a game because i allways lose
- house of wax coz paris hilton gets mutalated.
- things i tend to think about
- i have allways wondered why people banged their heads against brick walls... then i meet you!
do the government want to stop people from stealing beacuse they dont like the competition?
why do some people eat well... stay fit....die young
- my fav insults
- 1)if beeing ugly is a crime you'd get a life sentance.
2)Every ones intitled to be stupid but you areabusing the privalge
3)why dont you put a comdom on your head beacuse if you are going to act like i dick you might as well dress like one to.
4)the closest you will come to a brain storm is a light drizzle
5)if i throw a stick will you go away
6)people like you are the reason im on medication
7)im not beeing anti-social... i just dont like you
i'd smack you but shit splatters
9)i had i nightmare... i drempt i was you
10)You have the right to remain silent. anything you do say will be misquotedand used against you.
- Happiest When
- left alone because thats when i feel most relaxed. or when im having a nice hot shower because thats always relaxing
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[_] go out with me?
[_] give me your number?
[_] kiss me?
[_] let me kiss you?
[_] watch a movie with me?
[_] let me take you out to dinner?
[_] take a shower with me?
[_] be my bf?
[_] have a fling with me?
[_] take me home for the night?
[_] Would you let me sleep in your bed?
[_] re-post this for me to answer your questions?
[_] have a relationship with me?
[_] Dance with me?
[_] Help me with homework?
[_] Tickle me to death?
[_] Let me tickle you?
[_] Stick up for me if i was being put down?
[_] Play strip poker with me?
[_] Say yes if i asked you out?
[_] Get wasted with me?
[_] Greet me in public?
[_] Hang out with me?
[_] Bring me around your friends?
[_] think im fit?
[_] think im hot?
[_] want to kiss me?
[_] want to hook up with me?
[_]think im weird
2 Comments 312 weeks
A women was pregnant with triplets.
One day she goes into this bank as it was being held up. She gets shot 3 times in her stomach, but luckily she lives.
She goes to the doctor who tells her her children will be all right, one day the bullets will come out.
So 13 years later, one triplet, a girl, runs out of the bathroom and says "MOM, MOM, I WAS GOING TO THE BATHROOM AND A BULLET CAME OUT!" So the mother tells her the story.
The next day the second daughter comes out and says the same thing, "MOM, I WAS GOING TO THE BATHOOM AND A BULLET CAME OUT!"
On the third day the son comes out and says "MOM, MOM!" she goes "Let me guess, you were going to the bathroom and a bullet came out?" he replies "No, I was jerking off and I shot the dog!"
1 Comment 314 weeks
R WE CLOSE:
WUD YOU KISS ME:
WUD YOU FUK ME:
HAV YOU GT A BF/GF:
WIL WE EVA GET 2GEVA:
R YOU A VIRGIN:
HAV YOU SEEN ME DRUNK:
HAV YOU EVA GT ME DRUNK:
HAV YOU EVA WANTED TO TEL ME SUMMIN:
HAV YOU EVA TLD ME A LY:
HAV YOU EVA FORT OF ME AS GF MATERIAL:
WUD YOU EVA CHEAT ON ME:
WUD YOU 4GV ME IF I CHEATED ON YOU:
WUD YOU EVA MARRY ME:
WUD YOU EVA H8 ME:
WHTS YOUR NUMBA:
WHTS YOUR BYE MESSEGE:
3 Comments 318 weeks
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