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  • Male, 25, Luv 116
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About Me

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★★life is always better with ME!!!! lol★★
Me, Myself, and I
hey the names Si
i live in Glasgow
if im no workin im normaly with the other half of me.
leave me a comment and il comment bk the normal shit u know how it go's
Add me if u want its.... Claudeomonkey@hotmail.com
The Other Half Of Me
Alisha

Alisha

it took me 4 years but i finaly got her!!

Alisha
shes ma everything xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
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Things i think about
wat swims faster a dog or a horse?
wat would i do if i could fly?
wat would happen if dogs ate cows?
and implants aint BOOBS! there LIES!!!!!!!!

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  • my fine is 665

    This is fun to do. Just read the 'offence' and if you've done it, you owe that fine. Keep going until you've read each 'offence' and added up your total fine. When you are done post this as: "My fine is £..."
    You don't have to confess your answers, just the amount of your fine.


    Smoked pot -- £10

    Did acid -- £5

    Ever had sex at church -- £25

    Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you -- £40

    Had sex with someone on bebo -- £25

    Had sex for money -- £100

    Ever had sex with a Puerto Rican -- £20

    Vandalized something -- £20

    Had sex on your parents' bed -- £10

    Beat up someone -- £20

    Been jumped -- £10

    Cross dressed -- £10

    Given money to stripper -- £25

    Been in love with a stripper -- £20

    Kissed someone who's name you didn't know -- £10

    Hit on some one of the same sex while at work -- £15

    Ever drive and drank -- £20

    Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk -- £50

    Used toys while having sex -- £30

    Got drunk, passed out and don't remember the night before -- £20

    Went skinny dipping -- £5

    Had sex in a pool -- £20

    Kissed someone of the same sex -- £10

    Had sex with someone of the same sex -- £20

    Cheated on your significant other -- £10

    Masturbated -- £10

    Cheated on your significant other with their relative or close friend -- £20

    Done oral -- £5

    Got oral -- £5

    Done / got oral in a car while it was moving -- £25

    Stole something -- £10

    Had sex with someone in jail -- £25

    Made a nasty home video -- £15

    Had a threesome -- £50

    Had sex in the wild -- £20

    Been in the same room while someone was having sex --£25

    Stole something worth over more than a hundred dollars-- £20

    Had sex with someone 10 years older -- £20

    Had sex with someone under 21 and you are over 27 -- £25

    Been in love with two people or more at the same time-- £50

    Said you love someone but didn't mean it -- £25

    Went streaking -- £5

    Went streaking in broad daylight -- £15

    Been arrested -- £5

    Spent time in jail -- £15

    Peed in the pool -- £50

    Played spin the bottle -- £5

    Done something you regret -- £20

    Had sex with your best friend -- £20

    Had sex with someone you work with at work -- £25

    Had anal sex -- £80

    Lied to your mate -- £5

    Lied to your mate about the sex being good -- £25

    Tally it up and title it: "My Fine Is

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  • Stole from dom lol

    1. Who are you?
    2. Are we friends?
    3. When and How did we meet?
    4. Do you have a crush on me?
    5. Have you ever wanted to punch me?
    6. Give me a nickname and explain why?
    7. Describe me in 1 word -
    8. What was your first impression of me?
    9. Do u still think the same?
    10. What reminds you of me?
    11. If you could give me anything what would it be?
    12. How well do you know me?
    13. When was the last time you saw me?
    14. Ever wanted to tell me something that you couldn't?
    15. Are you going to put this on your blog and see what I say about you ?
    16. Do u think i will do well in life?
    17. Do u think i am clever?
    18. Do u think i am funny?

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  • another 100 questions

    1. Last beverage→ Coke
    2. Last phone call→ Alisha
    3. Last text message→ ma Bro
    4. Last song you listened to: wake up by Coheed and cambria
    5. Last time you cried: donno

    HAVE YOU EVER:
    6. Dated someone twice → yes
    7. Been cheated on?→ yup alot b4 Alisha
    8. Kissed someone?→ yes
    9. Lost someone special?→ no
    16. Made new friends → Yes
    17. Fallen out of love → Yes
    18. Laughed until you cried → Yes
    19. Met someone who changed you→ Yes Alisha
    HAVE YOU:
    20. Found out who your true friends were →Yes
    21. Found out someone was talking about you → Yes
    22. Kissed anyone on your friend's list → yes Alisha and now shes ma amazin gf
    23. How many people on your friends list do you know in real life → all
    24. How many kids do you want to have: Donno but i knida do wanna b a dad some time
    25. Do you have any pets → yeah a snake
    26. Do you want to change your name→ no
    27. What did you do for your last birthday → went to Aberdeen with Alisha
    28. What time did you wake up today → 7am
    29. What were you doing at midnight last night → watchin Alisha on webcam
    30. Name something you CANNOT wait for → to get outta here!!!
    31. Last time you saw your father→ today :(
    32. What is one thing you wish you could change about your life. → Me so i wasnt anoyin and so i wasnt sooooooooo insacure
    33. What are you listening to right now → t.v
    34. Have you ever talked to a person named Tom → yes
    35. What's getting on your nerves right now? → ma dad
    36. Most visited webpage → bebo
    37. What's your name→ Si
    38. Nicknames----- Si
    39. Relationship Status → in a relationship with a amazin girl :D :D :D
    40. Zodiac sign→ virgo
    41. Male or female or transgendered→ Male
    42. Primary→bonhill
    43. Middle School → Nope
    44. High school →Kirkcaldy high
    45. Hair colour → brown
    46. Long or short → short
    47. Height → 6 foot
    48. Do you have a crush on someone? → Yes ma gf
    49: What do you like about yourself? → i donno
    50. Piercings --> nipple

    51. Tattoos--> 2
    52. Righty or lefty → Righty

    FIRSTS :
    53. First surgery → appendix
    54. First piercing → nipple
    55. First best friends → only got 1 best m8 and shes ma gf now alisha
    56. First sport you joined → football
    57. First pet → dog
    58. First holiday→ london
    59. First concert --- staind
    60. First crush → in the car lol
    RIGHT NOW:
    61. Eating → Nothing
    62. Drinking → nothing
    63. Already missing → my gf
    64. I'm about to → get a drink
    65. Listening to → ... nothing
    66. Thinking about→ Alisha
    67. Waiting for → tomorro

    YOUR FUTURE :
    68. Want kids? → yep defo
    69. Want to get married? → yep
    70. Careers in mind → not too sure!!

    WHICH IS BETTER WITH THE OPPOSITE SEX?
    71. Lips or eyes → both
    72. Hugs or kisses → Both
    73. Shorter or taller → shorter
    74. Older or Younger → younger
    75. Romantic or spontaneous → both
    76. Nice boobs or nice butt → Both
    77. Sensitive or loud → both
    78. Hook-up or relationship → Relationship
    79. Quiet or loud → both

    HAVE YOU EVER :
    80. Kissed a stranger →Yes
    81. Drank hard liquor → Yes
    82. Lost glasses/contacts → Yes
    83. Had sex on 1st date - no but hooked up with some 1 that way lol
    84. Broken someone's heart → no they break mine
    85. Had your own heart broken → Yes
    86. Been arrested → yes
    87. Turned someone down → Yes
    88. Cried when someone died → Yes
    89. Liked a friend of the same sex? → nope

    DO YOU BELIEVE IN:
    90. Yourself -- sometimes
    91. Miracles → yes
    92. Love at first sight → Yes
    93. Heaven → No
    94. Santa Clause → Yes lol only jokin lol No
    95. Kiss on the first date? → Yes
    96. Angels → Donno if heavens no real how can they be??

    ANSWER TRUTHFULLY:
    97. Is there one person you want to be with right now? → Yes
    98. Had more than one boyfriend/girlfriend at one time? → No
    99. Wish you could change things in your past?→ i would change a few mist

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close The Longest Completely Random Survey Ever!

1. What DVD is in your DVD player right now?
family guy

2. If you were abandoned in the wilderness, would you survive?
maybe

3. Do you look more like your mum or your dad?
i donno

4. Is that your natural hair color?
brown

5. How many hours of sleep did you get last night?
lots

6. Are any of your great-grandparents still alive?
yes 3

7. Do you have a crush on anyone?
no

8. Do you have any weird phobias?
clowns

9. Can you lick your elbow?
no

10. If you jumped out your bedroom window right now, how injured would you get?
broken leg

11. If you woke up as the opposite sex, what’s the 1st thing you would do?
play with ma boobs

12. Are you addicted to anything?
nope

13. Do you like sneezing, or do you hate that feeling?
its ok

14. What is your favourite room in your house?
none

15. What was the last thing you had to drink?
milk

16. Do fish make good pets?
no

17. Would you rather have a pet Ostrich or a pet Sheep?
ostrich

18. Has an animal ever attacked you?
yes a dog

19. What kind of mobile phone do you own?
samsug

20. Whats the biggest amount of mobile phone credit/phone bill you've had in a month?
£270

21. Who’s car were you last in that wasn’t family?
donno

22. Are they a good driver in your opinion?
donno

23. When’ s the last time you showered
this mornin

24. If you didnt shower for 3 days do you think you would smell?
no

25. Do you sleep in a single or double bed?
single :(

26. Do you make your bed daily?
no

27. How many pillows do you sleep with?
2

28. Where’d you get the top you’re wearing?
+44 consert

29. How many windows/tabs do you have open on your computer right now?
1

30. Do you ever crack your knuckles/fingers?
yes

31. When was the last time you laughed really hard?
2day

32. Have you ever cut your own hair?
yes

33. Do you find piercings attractive?
depends were they r ;)

34. Would you rather be able to fly for a day or be invisible for a day?
invisable

35. Do you personally know the people on your top friends list?
yes

36. Where does number one live?
glasgow

37. Would you date them?
i am lol

38. What do you think of weddings?
fun drunkin times lol

39. What color of socks do you have on?
black

40. Do you have any interesting bruises or scars?
some

41. How long does it take you to get ready to go out?
10 mins

42. Have you bought anything today?
nope

43. Ever dated someone you didn't find attractive in the least?
yes

44. In your opinion, what is the best lollipop flavour?
green

45. Morning or night person? Or Afternoon?
night

46. Have you ever changed clothes in a vehicle?
yes

47. What’s the weirdest thing you’ve ever licked?
ma m8s face lol

48. How many pics of just you do you have?
100 i think lost count lol

49. What fast food restaurant do you think has the Best French Fries?
bk

50. Would you prefer Irn Bru or Vimpto?
irn bru

51. When you looked at yourself in the mirror today, what was the first thing you thought?
yummy

52. Have you ever had a “kick me” sign on your back without realizing it?
no

53. Lap top or pc?
laptop

54. What color is your keyboard?
black

55. Have you ever accidentally stood on a plug with your bare feet?
yes

56. Have you ever sat down in a chair but fell to the floor, only to find that someone pulled out your chair on purpose?
yes

57. Do things like that still amuse you when they happen to other people?
yes

58. Did you know that twinkle twinkle little star and the alphabet have the same rhyme?
yes

59. Did you just sing them to make sure?
nope

60. Do you prefer stripes or polka dots?
both

61. If you had to, would you rather eat maggots or worms?
maggots lol

62. Have you ever seen a sunflower in real life before?
yes in school

63. Did you ever beg your parents for a pony?
god no i wanted a race car

64. Have your Parents ever washed your mouth out with Soap ?
yeah :(

65. Do you find Russell Brand funny or irritating?
anoyin

66. Do you ever pop other people’s bubbles they blow with their gum ?
yeah its funny

67. What item that needs batteries is nearest to you?
360 controller

68. Did you ever yell so loud that you lost your voice for a few days ?
yep

69. Have you ever taken a picture of your eye?
yeah

70. Do you actually believe that Alaska is covered in snow?
i donno

71. Do you prefer peppermint or spearmint?
pepperment

72. What is the most amount of money you would spend on a pillow?
£10

73. If you were a crayon, what colour would you be?
GREEN!!! hehehe :D

74. How many tv's in your house?
4

75. Type your name using only your elbow...
si

76.

Are you hoping this quiz finishes soon?

GOD YES!!

77. Are you ever purposely irritating?
yeah to get wat i want lol

78. If you were another person would you be friends with you?
yeah cos im AWSOME LOL

79. Do you still have your tonsils and your appendix?
nope lost th appendix

80. Favourite sports to watch?
i donno

81. Can you play Poker?
yeah love playin it

82. Do people ever make stupid mistakes when spelling or saying your name?
yeah cos ma names ssauhdbsjdmn....

83. Have you ever touched an Elephant?
no

84. Have you had a Birthday so far this year?
no:(

85. Do you like to have ice in your drinks?
yeah

86. Have you ever used a metal detector to look for treasure?
yeah

87. Do you prefer Lemons or Limes?
both

88. Do you prefer trampolines or bouncy castles?
BOUNCY CASTLES!!!

89. Have you ever crawled through a window?
yeah

90. Did your parents spoil you as a child?
nope

91. Look behind you, what do you see?
a wall

92. Have you ever lost anything down a toilet?
yeah ma old phone

93. Do you prefer beef, pork, or lamb?
beef

94. Are you an aunt/uncle?
none yet :(

95. Do you know all the words to your national anthem?
yeah

96. What comes to mind when I say cabbage?
sheep

97. Do you still watch kiddie films and tv shows?
yeah sponge bob square pants

98. If you were walkin down the street and someone sprayed you with water what would you do?
hit them

99. Have you ever broken a bone?
yeah ma wrist rib leg and finger lol

100. How many times have you moved house?
9 times

101. If you could make someone disappear who would it be?
every ned

102. Curtains or blinds?
both

103. Can you cook a Sunday Roast?
yeah

104. How long has it took you to complete this Quiz?
10 mins and thats 10mins il never get bk

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Power Bowler

Awarded for bowling faster than an average speed of 40 km/h.

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Awarded for being a Clown! Can you find out how?

Pro Bowler

Awarded for playing more than 50 games!

Perfect Round

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Awarded for having more than 50 Bowling Buddies!

1: David - 247

2: Si - 222

3: Helen - 211

4: Davie - 204

5: CourtneyMacleodx - 194

6: Wynner - 179

7: RovingMale - 158

8: Sambo - 157

9: Dani - 149

10: Heather.Gorryxx - 149

Best Score:
222

Friend ranking:
2/11

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63 Annoying Questions Survey

Song that always makes you sad: You raise me up
Last thing you bought: Hello kitty for Alisha
Last person you argued with: Ma dad
Do you put butter before putting the jelly on: Yup lol
One of your nicknames as a kid: Spud
Did you ever own at one time a Nsync Cd: No lol
Favorite day of the week: FRIDAY!!!!! lol :D
Favorite Sundae topping: Ice cream
Did you take Piano lessons: No
Most frequent song played: Wake up by Coheed and Cambria
TV show you secretly enjoy: i donno every1 knows ma tv shows lol
Would you rather play basketball or hockey: Basketball
Date someone older or younger: Younger :D
One place you could travel right now: Paris
Do you use umbrellas: No
Do you know all the words to your national anthem: God No lol
Favorite Cheese: Like them all
Disturbed or My Chemical Romance: Disturbed
Blondes or Brunettes: Both
Best job you ever had: Care worker
Did you go to your high school prom: Nope
Perfect time to wake up: Never lol
Perfect time to go to bed: All day lol
Do you use your queen right away in chess: No
Ever been in a car accident: Yup a few lol
Closer to mom or dad...or neither: Mum
What do you call your sweetheart lovingly: Alisha my gf
What decade during the 20th century would you have chosen to be a teenager: i donno like the year i was a teenager i wouldnt change it cos i cant lol
Favorite shoes you have EVER owned: Converse
Do you have an article of clothing from your childhood: Nope
Were you in track and field: Nope
Were you ever in a school talent show: Yeah ma band played lol
Have you ever written in a library book: Yup at school lol
Allergic to: Shell fish :(:(
Favorite fruit: Bannana cos im th bannana king lol
Have you watched sex and the city: Yup its no to bad
Baseball hat or toque: Donno
Do you shampoo first in the shower or soap: Shower
Wet the toothbrush or brush dry with the toothpaste: Wet lol
Pen or pencil: Pen
Have you ever gambled at a casino: Yeah lost a weee bit lol
Have you thrown up on a plane: No love bein on a plane
Have you thrown up in a car: Yeah once
Have you thrown up at work: Yeah
Do you scream on roller coasters: No i love them lol
Who was your first prom date: Didnt go to prom
Who was your first roommate: Never had 1
What alcoholic beverage did you drink for the first time: cheap whisky lol
What was your first job: Worked in a pet shop
What was your first car: Fiat punto lol
When did you first go to a funeral: When i was 12
How old were you when you first moved away from your hometown: 18
Who was your first grade teacher: Cant rember her name
When did you sneak out of your house for the first time: When i was 12 lol
Who was your first best friend and are you still friends with them: my first real best m8 was Alisha now shes ma gf and ma best m8 :D
Where did you live the first time you moved out of your parent: My own flat
Who is the first person you call when you have a bad day: Alisha she makes it better
Whose wedding were you in, the first time you were a bridesmaid or a groomsman: Ma Bros
What is the first thing you do in the morning: Text alisha and Shower
What was the first concert you attended: Staind i think
First tattoo or piercing: 1st tatto was ma dragen 1st piercing was ma nipple lol
Where did you go on your first airplane ride: Spain
First celebrity crush: Cant rember

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75 Irritating Random Questions

Your nickname: Si
What color shirt/top are you wearing?: none lol
Name three things that are physically close to you:: Laptop phone and shoes
What is the last book you read?: homer Greek play
Are you or were you a good student?: yup
What is your favorite music album?: Billy talent 3
Do you enjoy sleeping late?: yes
Whats the weather like right now?: Dark
Who tells the best jokes?: donno all ma m8s have gd 1s
What was your last dream about?: monkeys i donno lol
Have you ever been involved in a car accident?: yup bad 1s
Do you believe in karma?: yeah and finaly i got some gd luck
Do you believe in luck?: u goota make ur own
Do you like your eggs scrambled or sunny side up?: sunny side up
Do you collect anything? If so, what?: not really
Are you proud of yourself?: hell yeah
Are you reliable?: yup
Have you ever given money to a bum?: yeah
What is your hobby?: none really except drinkin lol
Have you ever had a secret admirer?: yeah 1 especially whos now ma gf lol
Do you like the smell of gasoline?: no
Do like to draw or paint?: both
Is your room messy?: always lol
What is your favorite fruit?: apple
Do you give in easily?: no except with the gf
Are you a good guesser?: yeah
Can you read other people: yeah better than they think
Are you a bully?: no
Do you have a job?: yeah
What time did you wake up this morning?: 11am
What did you eat for breakfast this morning?: nothing
When was the last time you showered?: couple hours ago
What do you plan on doing tomorrow?: nothing
Your favorite day of the week and why?: fri cos its the weekend time 2 get pissed lol
What did you last wear at a costume party?: toto lol
Have you ever done scuba diving?: nope
What is your least favorite color?: dont know
Is there someone you have been constantly thinking about? If yes, who?: yeah she know who she is
Would you ever go skydiving?: hell yeah
What toothpaste do you use?: aquafresh
Do you enjoy challenges?: yeah not brainy 1s tho
The worst injury you have had?: dislocated ma hip
The last movie you saw?: hellboy
What do you want to know about the future?: if i get wait i want
What does your last text message say?: its private
Who was the last person you spoke over the phone to?: Alisha
Your favorite school subject?: classical studies
Your least favorite school subject?: maths
Would you rather have money or love?: Love
What is your dream vacation?: Greace Boston and LA
What is your favorite animal?: Snake
Do you miss anyone right now?: yeah ma gf
The last sporting event you watched?: boxing
Do you need to do laundry?: yeah it sux ass
Do you listen to the radio?: no
Your favorite TV talk show?: no
Your dream car?: Aston Martin
Have you ever caught a butterfly?: yeah
What color are your bed sheets?: cream
What is your ringtone?: muse plug in baby
Who was the last person to make you laugh?: Alisha
Do you have any obsessions right now?: no
Do you like things that glow in the dark?: no
Whats your favorite fruity scent?: donno
Do you watch cartoons?: hell yeah
Have you ever sat on a roof?: yup fell off it to lol
Have you ever been to another country/continent?: yeah
Name three things in the world you dislike: liers theifs and big cows lol
Name three people in the world you dislike: dont wanna name them but alisha know who im talkin bout lol
Has a rumor even been spread about you?: yeah alot
Do you like sushi?: yeah
Do you believe in magic?: no its all tricks
Do you hold grudges?: sometimes
Who is your favorite person?: Alisha shes everything 2 me
Best female friend?: Alisha we were bestm8s for 4 years be4 we got togrther
Best male friend?: none
Hyper or laid back?: Hyper
Dressy or casual?: both
Favorite rappers?: none
Favorite female singer?: theres a few
Did you enjoy this survey?: hell no lol

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