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Kris Yates
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- Last active: 10/9/11
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- Me, Myself, and I
- KWISSY KWISSY BOOM BOOM !!!! HAVE A LOOK
- Music
- dance, hip hop and a bit of rap
- Films
- comedy and action but for comedy its white chicks all the way lol
- Sports
- football tennis and badminton szuash
- Scared Of
- spiders and women with hairy arm pits err
- Happiest When
- with mates and in the pubs having a laugh
- home townage
- west yorkshire ( hebdn bridge )
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black v white
Racism
A BLACK MAN WALKS INTO A CAFE EARLY ONE MORNING AND NOTICES HE IS THE ONLY BLACK MAN THERE.
AS HE SAT DOWN HE NOTICED A WHITE MAN SAT BEHIND HIM, THE WHITE MAN SAID "COLOURED PEOPLE ARENT ALLOWED IN HERE!"
THE BLACK MAN REPLIED...
"WHEN I WAS BORN I WAS BLACK
WHEN I GREW UP I WAS BLACK
WHEN IM SICK IM BLACK
WHEN I STAY IN THE SUN IM BLACK
WHEN IM COLD IM BLACK
WHEN I DIE IM BLACK
BUT YOU SIR...
WHEN YOU WHERE BORN YOU WERE PINK
WHEN YOU ARE SICK YOU ARE GREEN
WHEN YOU STAY IN THE SUN YOU ARE RED
WHEN YOU ARE COLD YOU TURN BLUE
WHEN YOU DIE YOU TURN PURPLE
AND YET YOU HAVE THE NERVE TO CALL ME COLOURED!!"
6 Comments 367 weeks
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1. Go out wit me..
2. Give me ur numbr..
3. Meet me..
4. Let me kiss u..
5. Take a shower wit me..
6. Be my gf..
7. Let me sleep in ur bed..
8. Have a relationship wit me..
9. Dance wit me..
10. Carress my body..
11. Play strip poker wit me..
12. Get pissed wit me..
13. Hang out wit me..
14. Show me off 2 ur m8s..
15. break my heart..17 Comments 368 weeks
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1. Whats your Name?
2. Are we close?
3. What do you think of me?
4. Do you hav a crush on me?
5. Would u kiss me?
6. would u fuk me?
7. Describe me in 3 words?
8. If u Had Me for 30 Mins wat would you do?
9. What was ur first impression of me?
10. Do u still think the same?
11. What reminds u of me?
12. If you could give me anything what would it be?
13. How well do u know me?
14. What do u like best about me?
15. Ever wanted 2 tell me something u could'nt?
16. Could you ever love me?
17. Give me a nickname and explain why?
18. R u gona put this on ur blog and c wat i say bout u?
19. Anything 2 say b4 u go10 Comments 370 weeks
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My result is: Here is your life:
You make $300,000 a year.
Your car is a minivan.
If you have a husband/wife, he/she will be your age, nice, but worried a lot about getting things done.
You will have three kids.
Your job will be either a lawyer or a senator.
When you're 90, you will die of old age.
You'll make it into
heaven!
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Lee11/21/10I just pulled $840 in five days at home in my spare time! Made it from - http://x.co/KTJN Your going to be so happy!
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Sam Law11/20/10how come you didnt add me on twitter? http://goo.gl/DQvAe I thought we were gonna hook up?
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Gaz Edwards10/28/10OMG... this girl is topless on her msn cam. Shes trying to set a record for most msn cam views.... hit her up on DelisaRoncapnpba@hotmail.com, its her msn messenger name
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Gaz Edwards10/25/10I racked in $667 in 3 days doing simple things online! All thanks to - http://bit.ly/asckT9 friends help friends!
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Zoe Lurrv'Z Mike Eva8/2/09yh i m fine pal ow r you mate n yh ad a good day
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Zoe Lurrv'Z Mike Eva3/1/09or8 ow iz you dwin m8t itz milner ope ya alryt pal
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12/5/08
Darelle Smith
hey u!! yeh i fink evry1 bit shokd bwt bby bt i gess im just ful ov suprises lol i dnt fink iv sin u sins skool?? glad ur pleasd i dnt fink a lot ov ppl lyk it lol bt fk em n no i ant tuchd beer sins lng b4 i gt preg im a gud girl, il av 2 pop dwn sumtym wen mum workin n u can by me a orange lol wb lurrv yoo xx
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11/17/08
Darelle Smith
hey gorgus how u doin!! i hope u ant bin chattin my mum up in pub lol lng tym no c bet u wer shokd wen u herd i wer avin bby girl lol.... gta goo chat soon mwwaa xxxdarelle
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Melissa Stacey9/20/08hiya bbe.. Gud nyt last nyt or wot?? lol how cum ur fones switched off u quim! lov3 u!! X-lizzie-X XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
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Melissa Stacey9/7/08i'm fine fank yhoo!! not bin up 2 much just drinking n workin really.. errm i got a B-maths B-english B-drama B-art B-graphics C-science C-english C-dance and a D-biology but i wa expectin that lol!! when do u get bak?? luv ya X-lizzie-X XXXXXXXXXX XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX XXXXXXXXXX XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX XXXXXXXXXX XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
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9/7/08
Loz D
nowt lol jus woke up! kk asif u mite hav lost ur job aswell as home! i recon theyl b orite with u theyl understand if u tel them wots gon on lol haha thort u wo gna say u crashed a car! u bk on wednesday then xx
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9/5/08
Loz D
Haha erm i duno how u gna get in tuch then..erm u not workin at murts now?cz if u r il c u down ther probs.. wb x
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9/3/08
Loz D
not bin up t alot il js tel u wen ur bk lol coz i cba writin on here bigman.. u bk on 10th then il prob c u on 11th haha ope u avin fun mate xx!! xx
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Melissa Stacey9/3/08i bet u've bin goin out alot then?? No i've not seen im since.. n orr i feel so privaliged lol! u dont av 2 buy me nefin really i was oj bbe spend the money on urself or beer lol ... lub ya loads n loads X-lizzie-X XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx XXXXXXXXXXXXXXX xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx XXXXXXXXXXXXXXX xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx XXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
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Melissa Stacey9/3/08errmm!! i'll av sum nice tasty alcohol, n woteva else u wud like 2 get me lol u shudof invited me with u... cool asif ur moving down eya it'll b wkd!! av u got a fone yet?? luv ya loads x-lizzie-x XXXXXXXXXXXXXXX XXXXXXXXXXXXX XXXXXXXXXXXXXXX XXXXXXXXXXXXXX XXXXXXXXXXXXXXx XXXXXXXXXXXXX XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
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Loz D8/29/08yeh mate all good cheers when u back?? xxx
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