1. We have absolutely no idea where our purse is.. and for some
reason,that's ok.

2. We believe that dancing with our arms overhead and wiggling our
butts while yelling "WOO-HOO" is truly the sexiest dance move around.

3. We've suddenly decided that we want to kick someone's ass and
honestly believe we could do it too.

4. In our last trip to pee, we realize that we now look more like a
homeless hooker than the goddess we started out as just 4 hours ago.

5. We drop our 3am burger/pizza slice/chips on the floor,
pick it up and continue eating it like its nobody's business.

6.We start crying and declare to everyone we see, including people we
barely know, that we love them SOOOO MUCH.

7. We get extremely excited and jump up and down every time a new song
comes on because "OH MY GOD, I LOVE THIS SONG!"

8. We're suddenly full of profound spiritual wisdom.. and so is the
geek next to us.

9. We don't see anything wrong with making out with geeks/co-workers/boss
should they be around

10. The urge to take off articles of clothing, get up on the table or
bar and start to sing and dance becomes strangely overwhelming to us.(JESSICA FOR SOME STRANGE REASON LOL YOU POP INTO MY HEAD AT THIS ONE)

11. Our eyes just won't seem to stay open by themselves, so we keep
them half closed and think it looks incredibly sexy.

12. We've suddenly taken up smoking and we believe we're really good at
it

13. We yell at the barman who we believe has cheated us by giving us
just lemonade, but that's just because we can no longer taste the
vodka.(JESS THIS IS YOU ONCE AGAIN IN BANK STATEMENT LOL)

14. We think we are in bed, but our pillow feels strangely like the
floor...
or like the mop.

15. We start every conversation with a slurred "Don't take this the
wrong
way but.."

16. We fail to notice that the toilet lid is down before we sit on it.

17. Our hugs begin to resemble wrestling take-down moves.

18. We are tired, but we are troopers so instead of going home, we just
sit on the floor wherever we are standing and take a quick nap.

19. We begin leaving the buttons open on our jeans to cut
down on the time we're in the bathroom away from our drink.

20. We take our shoes off because a) they're ridiculously
impractical.. but
so beautiful!
b) We believe it's the shoes' fault that we can't walk straight.

21. No matter what got broken, thrown up on, stolen, no matter who said
what or who went home with whoever else - we ALWAYS call each other the next
day

Its your first time, as you lie back your muscles tighten.You put him off for a while searching for an excuse,but he refuses to be swayed as he aproches you.He asks if your afraid and you shake your head bravely. He has had more experience, but its the first time his finger has found the right place.He probes deeply and you shiver your body tenses but hes gentle like he promised hed be. He looks deeply within your eyes an tellys you to trust him. Hes done this many times before. His col smile relaxes you so you open wider to give him more room for an easy entrance. You begin to pleed and beg him to hurry, but he slowly takes his time,
wanting to cause you as little pain as possible. As he presses closer going deeper. You feel the tisue give way pain surges throughout your body and you feel the slight tickle of blood as he continues. He looks at you concerned an asks you if its to painful. Your eyes are filled with tears but you shake your head and nod for him to go on. He begins goin in and out with skill but you are now to numb to feel him within you. after a few moments, you feel something bursting within you and he pulls it out of you, you lay panting, glad to have it over. He looks at you smiling warmly, tells you with a chuckle; that you have been his most stubborn yet most rewarding experirnce. You smile and thank your dentist. After all it was your first time to have your tooth pulled out.




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