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Alan Airlie

Right now, the lyrics of Limp Bizkit's "Break Stuff" have never felt so appropriate!!!

12/23/09 | me too! | Reply

Alan Airlie
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  • Male, 35, Luv 87
  • from Glasgow and Islay!
  • I am In a Relationship
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  • Member since: May 2006
  • Last active: Mar 26
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I'm the best you'll never have!
Me, Myself, and I
I can't stop laughing at my new video, of my mate Tommy doing his karaoke version of System of a Down's Chop Souey!!

Especailly when he mimics the action of "put your keys upon the table"!!!

Brilliant!!!!
The Other Half Of Me
Hez

Hez

Music
Eminem is being played to death in my city centre Penthouse batchelor pad right now! Er, ok then, I mean my 5 bedroomed mansion with servants! Ok, ok, 1 bedroomed flat in the East End!! Shut it! Anyway, love my Heavy Metal and most guitar music. The playlist on my ipod this week has been Lostprophets, Papa Roach, Linkin Park, Bowling for Soup, RHCP, and Green Day
What pisses me off
Madonna, Scottish Power, Terry Wogan, my new found fear of commitment, when all my contacts on MSN Messenger are somehow deleted, men with umbrellas, smoking, footballers interviews - SOOO BORING!! the justice system in UK, neds (young and old), violence, arrogance, lack of manners, when I hear dance music, the fact wee neds etc can only act hard when there is a a gang of them, never on their own, when my coupon gets humped, Co-ops, waiting, people at the bank machine at 6am when I'm in a hurry for work, the way the Lochindaal has went downhill, people who drop litter, wasps, pigeons, seagulls, MP's, Glasgow's high school pupils
Soap Box/Anger Rash
Scottish Power????? You are one of the most arrogant and chancing company's I have ever had the displeasure of being associated with!! My latest bill has risen from £83, to £116, to £240!!!! And you expect me to pay just like that!!! Your replies to my emails are templated bullshit, but don't worry, you aren't getting a penny from me until you answer them to my satisfaction! Oh, and today, you announce the big fanfare of 3% bill reductions from next month.....5 months after a 29% rise!!!! Fuck off!!!! End of.
Scared Of
Child ghosts (shit myself just typing that!) Wasps (angry hell beasts!! Kill em all!!) and heights. If God wanted us up high, we'd all have been given wings! Leave flying to the birds!
Happiest When
I get paid, my coupon wins, when Liverpool win, when Chelsea and Man Utd lose, having a beer with quality patter, the fact the huge spiders I always found in my house seem to have moved out, not working, when its winter time as that means there are no wasps! Getting promoted!
Who's Hot that isn't too Obvious!!
Sienna Miller, Kiera Knightley, Girls Aloud, yer Maw, Susan the baddie chick from Prison Break season 3, and an old favourite just re-kindled, Libby Kennedy from Neighbours!! Lilly Allen, Avril Lavigne, Sarah from Hollyoaks
How did my coupon do this week?
Got a cheeky wee treble up for a £176 profit! So cheers to goals in last 5 mins from Inverness and MK Dons!! Golf coupon humped though!

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    • Kecia Lamers

      You have to check this out http://tinyurl.com/3plxqnb

      8/13/11 via Mobile
    • David Bannister
      David Bannister

      Alright pieman

      5/19/10 via Mobile
    • Teresa Gallagher
      luv Teresa Gallagher

      Congratumalations Uncle Alan!:D ! xxx

      12/31/09
    • Mo
      Mo

      Alabama sorry about Friday i changed phones n got anew number, didi not text u it? Anyway please excuse my ignorance I totally forgot n went Xmas shopping. X

      12/20/09 via Mobile
    • Mo
      Mo

      i'm early shift next week,so just any day really. give me a wee phone or text when suits ya best. i think your amazing chat is the cure,lol. x

      11/25/09 via Mobile
    • Mo
      luv Mo

      :) aye i'm okay,broke up with david so had a rough week. just going to work away and hopefully get into the police or do my teaching. just want to sort out my head the now and enjoy the single life for a while,gonna be fun.wish it hadn't happened but everythin happens for a reason. need to catch up with ya soon,have a wee coffee or something stronger depending on my state of mind,lol jokin x

      11/22/09 via Mobile
    • Mo
      Mo

      how's you alan. x

      11/22/09 via Mobile
    • Nicola P
      luv Nicola P

      Did i not tell u i was a spark by trade lmao, what u bn up to mr? is that a pretty lady u hav for ur other half?? lol Hope you r well and not missing woodside too much. We r having a crimbo nyt out in the Lee if u wanna cum. Its the 12th i think x

      11/5/09
    • Teresa Gallagher
      Teresa Gallagher

      Heeellloooooo!!! That is all! xxx

      10/25/09
    • Teresa Gallagher
      luv Teresa Gallagher

      Wow!!! 12 weeks since I said hi!!!!!:O ! Well - Hi Jimmy! Hows things? Whats doing? Thats me all moved back to Glasgow, in college and just trying ot sort out a wee flat and a part time job! what been happening with u? Oh - I have one luv left - u can have my last one!:D ! xxx 8)

      9/26/09
    • luv Sarah Taylor

      hello, Ive posted the photos up from the weekend. Have a look. Their classic. Hope to see yous all again soon. x x

      7/22/09
    • Teresa Gallagher
      luv Teresa Gallagher

      hey hey! Not sed hi in a while - so hi! Hows u doin? Im doin fab - unemployed and bored!!!!:D ! Im currently planning my ove back to Glasgow - cant wait!!!!! xxx :D

      7/1/09
    • Rossi McMillan
      Rossi McMillan

      that book is supposed to be really good is it? i was on you tube durday bored shitless so i ended up watching classic sid stuff..still makes me laugh to this day!

      6/12/09
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      5/29/09
    • Susan Taylor
      luv Susan Taylor

      Happy Birthday Mr Airlie only approx 28 mins until you reach the BIg 31!! Hope you have a good day and not too depressed about being really old now.! Luv Susie xxx

      5/23/09
    • Johnneil Howison

      I want you at summer slam bolski.Me and you in a cage fight.A coming for you.

      5/22/09
    • Susan Taylor
      luv Susan Taylor

      Well you have to say that since I will be slagging you in the next couple of weeks for being 31 and looking it hehe. Only joking I'm sure you'll have a lovely time and birthdays are great!! xx

      5/12/09
    • Linda Gillies
      Linda Gillies

      I was estatic on Saturday what a feeling just hope it continues. I haven't been in coz i usuallt take my wee cuzs swimming but coz lous shifts have changed i can't take the two on my own and i am a lazy pig ha ha.xx

      5/12/09
    • Hez
      luv Hez

      can't believe you bebo'd me!! lol! That takes me bak.....:-) Are you trying to distract me from my work?? lol! Can't wait to see you too babe! miss you xx

      5/12/09
    • Rossi McMillan
      Rossi McMillan

      i tried to buy wine from asda a few days ago and got asked for ID to prove i was 25 what the fuck!!! so i never had id u know cos im 31! knock back central...and the first thought that came in my head is that u paid them!

      5/8/09