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Army of C
- This is the army.... Obviously!.....X
- Me, Myself, and I
Well, One Random Day Christina got bored In Maths, as you do,So She Decided To Write A Story Soon Everyone In Our Wee Group Started Adding Things To the Story And Eventually Christina Introduced The <ArmyOfC> Into It And Then She Decided To Make A Band Fer It, And Here We Are Now
Well This Is The Army!.X
Well, We All Know Christina, Thats Where The C Comes From! Its Her Army, Obviously :|
Thanks to Paul for the classy skin
Genre Comedy Medical Drama
Christina as Mad Nurse
Ellen as Head Nurse
Andrea as over- anxious patient.
In Lobby of hospital
Andrea- When am I going in for my operation?
Ellen-Just sign these forms first please.
Christina-Its three million Pounds
Ellen- No, its not!
Christina-And don’t blame us if you get killed, its your own fault and you brought it on yourself.
ANDREA LOOKS SHOCKED
Ellen- Lets get you to surgery then..
HOLD UP SIGN SAYING IN SURGERY ROOM
BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP
Ellen- Were just going to give you some local aesthetic.
Christina- And when she means local, she means she stole it from the ward downstairs.
Ellen- No, I don’t!
Andrea- Can I have a different surgeon. PLEASE?!
Christina- NO! Were the bestest surgeons here!
CHRISTINA TYING STRING AROUND HER ARM ABOUT TO INJECT HERSELF WITH ANESTHETIC
Ellen- Christina, can you hand me over the anesthetic?
CHRISTINA HIDES HER ARM BEHIND HER BACK
ELLEN TURNS AROUND
Ellen-not again Christina!
Christina-What?! I swear it wasn’t me!
Ellen- who was it then
Christina- It was the ghost of Christmas past!
Ellen- he’s not real Christina
Christina- :0 that’s like saying there’s no Santa clause!
Ellen- THERE ISNT!
Christina- well at least there’s’ a magic tooth fairy!
Andrea- I WANT ANOTHER SURGEON!
Christina- Tough, there all dead.
Ellen- No their not!
Christina-Well not yet anyway...
ANDREA TRIES TO GET UP.
ELLEN PUSHES HER BACK
ELLEN INJECTS ANDREA WITH ANESTHETIC
ANDREA GETS KNOCKED OUT
Ellen- what are we operating on again?
Ellen- Please tell me you read the files.
Christina-Oh yeah! Sarah needs a brain operation
Ellen- THIS IS ANDREA
Christina- Ohhh, then I have not.
Ellen – Oh well lets take out her appendix.
Christina POINT TO ANDREA LEG- That’s here right?
Ellen- No, its here!
Christina- I knew that...
Ellen-OK then I will leave you to it.
AFTER THE OPERATION..
Christina- SO... your operation went horribly horribly wrong
Christina- Yeah, sorry about that.
ELLEN COMES WALKING IN
Ellen-Hey Christina-, how did the operation go?
Andrea- No, it didn’t!
Andrea- It went horribly horribly wrong!
Ellen- Signs- Christina this has happened allot of times in the past, I'm afraid I'm going to have to fire you...
Christina- Oh Whatever! I didn’t want this stupid job anyway, in fact I'm resigning
Ellen- I just wanted to no if you would take a promotion?
1 Comment 225 weeks
<3 Sha, Sha,
I probly shudnt say this, but at times I get so scared,
When I think bout the previous relationship we shared,
It was awkward and we lost it,
Its not possible for me to care,
Now were standin on the beach and nothins ever gonna change until you hear, Conor,
The Seven Things I Hate Bout You...,
You think your buff, youve got a mustache, you smell like crap,
You made me laugh, you made me cry,
Dont no which side to buy,
Your friends, their jerks, when you act like them, just no its bert,
I want you to go awayyy,
And The Seventh Thing I Hate The Most That You Doooo...
You make me angryyy.
Its awkward and silent as I wait for you to leave,
What I need to hear now, is the door slamming,
When you leave I'll be fine,
If you text you that you love me I'll freak outtt.
Lets be clear, ohhh
Dont come back, your taking seven steps here...
The Seven Things I Hate Bout Youu..
You think your buff,
Youve got a mustache,
You smell like crapp,
You made me laugh, you made me cry,
Dont no which side to buyy,
Your friends, their jerks, when you act like them, just no its bert.
I want you to go awayyy.
Nd The Seventh Thing I hate The Most That You Doooo..
You make me angryy.
Havin been through all the great things,
That wouldnt take to long to write,
I probly shud mention, you sleep with a light.
The Seven Things I Hate Bout Youu...
You think your rich,
Dad runs O2,
You always cryy,
You make me boke, you make me cry,
I guess thats something you cud buyyy,
Your hands in mine, I feel sick,
I wanna be with the someone I likeee.
Nd The Seventh Thing I Dont Like The Most That You Dooo..
Your dad runs O2.. (Spencer Road).
dedicated to conor doherty
by gemma Ella orla and many others xxxxx
1 Comment 225 weeks
1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time....I know where my watch is pal, where the f*ck is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?
2. People who are willing to get off their arse to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.
3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". right! What good is a cake if you can't eat it, if looking at it satisfied you then we wouldn't have weight watchers.
4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?
5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No , I paid 10 quid to come to the cinema and stare at the floor.
6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?". Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?
7. When your involved in a accident and someone asks 'are you alright?' Yes fine thanks, I'll just pick up my limbs and be off.
8. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks, "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus had come would I be standing here?
9. When you're eating something and someone asks 'Is that nice?' No it's really revolting - I always eat stuff I hate.
10. People who announce they are going to the toilet. Thanks that's an image I really didn't need.
0 Comments 226 weeks
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