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- Scared Of
- Chuck Norris Round House Kicking Me..ernest...
- Happiest When
- With the boyss!! haha in TAT! hahahaha playing presidents and assholes aka destroying ellerys self confidence!..
- Faivourite Quote
- Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure. It is our light, not our darkness, that most frightens us. Your playing small does not serve the world. There is nothing enlightened about shrinking so that other people won't feel insecure around you. We are all meant to shine as children do. It's not just in some of us; it is in everyone. And as we let our own lights shine, we unconsciously give other people permission to do the same. As we are liberated from our own fear, our presence automatically liberates others.
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Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean.
The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.
If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, "Two seconds 'til." After you ask, "Two seconds 'til what?" he roundhouse kicks you in the face.
Chuck Norris invented Kentucky Fried Chicken's famous secret recipe, with eleven herbs and spices. But nobody ever mentions the twelfth ingredient: Fear.
Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.
There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.
Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.
What was going through the minds of all of Chuck Norris' victims before they died? His shoe.
Chuck Norris doesn't churn butter. He roundhouse kicks the cows and the butter comes straight out.
A Handicapped parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.
Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks aren't the best way to kick someone. This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made.
Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.
Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Chuck Norris.
Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Chuck Norris.
In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.
Chuck Norris does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.
1.When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.
3.Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles?" contest. Chuck Norris won by 5.
Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.
When Chuck Norris was denied an Egg McMuffin at McDonald's because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a Wendy's.
A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.
When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it won't be because he is gay. It will be because he has run out of women.
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? ...All of it.
Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.
Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter.
Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood.
Wilt Chamberlain claims to have slept with more than 20,000 women in his lifetime. Chuck Norris calls this "a slow Tuesday."
Contrary to popular belief, there is indeed enough Chuck Norris to go around.
Chuck Norris doesnt shave; he kicks himself in the face.
The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.
For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one.
Chuck Norris always knows the EXACT location of Carmen SanDiego.
When taking the SAT, write "Chuck Norris" for every answer. You will score over 8000.
Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.
Chuck Norris has the greates
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Lil Kim would be the school hoe.
J-Lo would be the school slut.
Master P would be the loser that nobody really knows, who wears his own clothes, that nobody likes but is still on the basketball team.
P Diddy would be the annoying dork who couldn't dance, but thought he could, and on Biggy's nuts.
Nas would be the dude normal popular kids couldn't figure out, but around his crew he was 'tha shit'.
Jay-Z would be the ugly kid who could rap, but hated Nas because he is better.
Westside Connection would be the school bullies that beat everybody up.
Dr. Dre would be the O.G. that knew everything and was respected by everyone.
Beyonce would be the most popular girl in school and be the captain of the cheer squad.
R Kelly would be the dude that graduated 3 years ago and still goes back to the school to talk to girls.
Ciara would be the best girl dancer and head of the dance team.
Paul Wall would be the man dat evry body looked for if they needed something, from grills to last nights home work.
Lil Jon would be the loud special ed student that takes classes at the back of the school.
Ludacris would be the class clown.
Kanye West would be the best dressed guy at school who gets along with everyone but the principal.
Outkast would be the two guys who wear their own unique style of clothing.
Ja Rule would be the guy that is known to have beaten up 50 cent.
50 cent would be the guy who's been shot before and thinks he's cool because of that.
Biggie would be the fat ugly guy with the fine girlfriend who has
everyone wondering how he hooked that shit up.
Nelly would be the pretty-boy sophomore that plays on the varsity football team, and all the females love him and most of the guys hate him.
And Murphy lee would get all the fine girls simply because he hangs with Nelly.
Lil Bow Wow would be that skinny loser who hangs out with his
older brother and his crew because he has no friends of his own.
Christina Milian the pretty sweet girl that everyone wants to tap but she's a virgin and only talks to pretty boys.
Twista would be the kid who always writes 3000 word essays instead of the required 700.
Cassidy would be the young freshman kid who is the best freestyler, loved by girls and respected by dudes.
Usher would be the school's hottest guy but is secretly gay.
Juvenille would be the guy you hated listening to because of the way he talked.
Dem Franchize Boyz is the group that wear nothing but white tees and do the same dance every time.
Wayne would be the guy who freestyles out of nowhere and his rhymes are tight.
Mariah Carey would be the mixed girl that looked white that only likes black guys.
Jermaine Dupri would be school snitch who told on evrybody.
Chris Brown would be that new kid that the ladies loved but the guys picked on.
Mike Jones would be the guy that tries to get popular by saying his name every 5 seconds and giving out his phone number.
Mary J. would be the sweet but thuggish black girl that loved to sing.
Remy Ma would be the girl who think she is fine but everyone else thinks shes ugly.
Snoop Dogg would be the school stoner that drives a cadillac to school and smokes in class.
Omarion would be the schools ladies man and always winning talent shows.
Pretty Ricky would be the group of dudes that ran trains on alotta girls.
Rihanna would be the foreign exchange student from the Carribean that all the dudes hit on.
Sean Paul would be the guy that no one understands what he's saying but still gets girls.
Flava Flav would be the school janitor with stank ass breath.
Missy would be the fat ugly girl who is still popular.
Trina would be the tough but fine girl who intimidates guys.
E-40 would be the guy that made up the coolest slang.
Tupac would be the guy that everyone loves and respects
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