1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time....I know where my watch is pal, where the fuck is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

2. People who are willing to get off their arse to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.

3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Fucking right! What good is a cake if you can't eat it?

4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the fuck would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?

5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No tosser, I paid 10 quid to come to the cinema and stare at the fucking floor.

6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?. Didn't really give me a choice there, did you sunshine?

7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it.

8. When people say "life is short". What the fuck?? Life is the longest
damn thing anyone ever fucking does!! What can you do that's longer?

9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks, "Has the bus come yet?. If the bus came would I be standing here, Knob head?

10. People who say things like 'My eyes aren't what they used to be'. So
what did they used to be? ears, Wellington boots?

11. When you're eating something and someone asks 'Is that nice?' No it's really revolting - I always eat stuff I hate.

12. People who announce they are going to the toilet. Thanks that's an
image I really didn't need.

13. McDonalds staff who pretend they don't understand you if you don't
insert the 'Mc' before the item you are ordering..... It has to be a
McChicken Burger, just a Chicken Burger gets blank looks. Well I'll have a McStraw and jam it in your McEyes you fucking McTosser

Done something you told yourself you wouldn't? I have

Got your tongue stuck to a flag pole? Whotf duz dat??

Broken the law? Yes

Been lost? All the time

Played chicken? Yup

Drove a car? Tried...

Had a crush on your neighbor? She's eighty... so mebbe!!

Almost died? Yup

Done something embarrassing? Every day!!

Made yourself cry to get out of trouble? Yup

Drunk alcohol? Yup

Been Drunk? Yup

Had your drink spiked? Hope not

Been to a concert? Yup

Fancied a teacher? Erm... no

Called an ambulance? Nah

Dyed your hair? Aye

Snuck out of your house? Yup

Painted your room? Yup

Have a crush? Yup

Stole money from friend? No wota kind of a dick duz that?!

Gotten in a car with people you just met? nope

Been in a fist fight? yup

Had feelings for someone who didn't have them back? i do atm :'(

Been arrested? Nah

Met up with a member of the opposite sex somewhere? Yup

Left your house with out telling your parents? Yup

Been kissed in the rain? Aye

Skipped a lesson? Aye

Slept in a bed with a member of the same sex? Aye

Seen someone die? No

Seen an animal die? Yer... haha we ran over a badger HAHAHAHAHA!!

Slept in until 3? Easily

Fallen asleep at work/school? Yup

Felt an earthquake? Think so...

Touched a snake? Yer

Had detention? Yer

Witnessed a crime? Yer

Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on? Yes

Laugh so hard you cry? Alot

Mooned/flashed someone? HEHE 2 rite!!

Forgotten someone's name? Yes...

Made love to anything not human? No...

Ran away? YER!!

Dated someone more than once? Too many times...

Had a dog? Nope, in either way

Shot a gun? Yer

Sat on a roof top? Aye

one.
If you're ugly,
stop acting like you don't know it.
The captions under you picture that says
"top model pose"
"sexy bitch"
"arnt i hot"
doesn't convince anyone.


two.
To the people who have like 25,000 friends,
are you serious?
Nobody in this universe can keep up with that many friends.
You're stupid.
Go play in traffic.


three.
Don't ever post pictures and say
"OMG, I'm so ugly"
"OMG,I'm so fat"
because if you were,
you wouldn't post them.


four.
Nobody cares about threats over the internet.
Don't try to act hardcore with the keyboard.
Fighting online is like racing in the special olympics;
even if you win,
you're still retarded.


five.
Making 20 bulletins a day
about how you have new pictures
and begging people to comment on them is pathetic.
Make the bulletin once if you have to,
and those who actually care about you
will comment on your pics.


six.
If all your pictures look the same,
don't post them all.
Please put some variety in your pics.
Nobody wants to see your face
8 different ways.


seven.
Who really cares if
I don't accept you as a friend?
MOVE ON!!!
Don't send me another request or message asking
"what's up with you not adding me?"
I don't want you as a friend;
that's what's up!


eight.
Little 12-15yr olds who have bebos
and look like sluts,
go somewhere else
because nobody wants you here!!!
Stop tripping out with all the seductive pictures....YA NOT GUNNA GET SPOTTED

nine.
If you have decided to read this,
you are a true bebo Friend.
Real friends read their bulletins.


ten.
I say you go and pass this on
and maybe it will finally get through people's brains
(if they have them).


eleven.
And if you open a msg and it says something like
"repost this in 100 seconds or a ghost will rape your dog tonight,"
IT'S NOT REAL!
QUIT BEING AN IDIOT!!!!!!!!
PEOPLE WHO HAVE NO LIFE WHATSOEVER MAKE THAT SHIT UP THINKING THAT PEOPLE WILL FALL FOR THEIR STUPID TRAP!!! AND YOU DO!!!!