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- Just for shits and giggles
- Me, Myself, and I
- I can't wait to start begging on O' Connell street, I'm pretty sure I've found my calling.
- The Other Half Of Me
- Music For My Head
- Animal Collective, TV On The Radio, Les Savy Fav, The Mighty Stef, Heathers, Wild Beasts, Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds, The Smiths, French Kicks, Bombay Bicycle Club, Beirut, The Maccabees, Gang Gang Dance, Wolf Parade, Fleet Foxes, Jape, Clutchy Hopkins, The Cramps, The Velvet Underground, Interpol, Smashing Pumpkins, Sonic Youth, Pixies, The Flaming Lips, New York Dolls
- Music For My Feet
- Sinden, Herve, Fake Blood, L-Vis 1990, Major Lazer, Don Rimini, Steve Aoki, Crookers, Blaqstarr, Mustard Pimp, Jack Beats, Noob, Congorock, Futurecop!, Jokers Of The Scene, Sharkslayer, A1 Bassline, Bart B-More, Diplo, Sven Vath, Richie Hawtin, Troy Pierce, Jay Haze, Theo Parrish, Loco Dice, Green Velvet, Beltram, John Tejada, Ricardo Villalobos, Jeff Mills, Hostage, Nacho Lovers, DJ Hell, Josh Wink, Terence Fixmer, Phil Kieran, Deetron, Slam, LFO, Radio Slave, Audion, Steve Rachmad, Joris Voorn, 2000 and One, Carl Craig, Rennie Foster, DJ Bone, Unit Moebius, Miss Kittin, The Hacker
- Goodfellas, High Fidelity, Irreversible, The Usual Suspects, Fight Club, Elephant, Lost In Translation, Full Metal Jacket, Apocalypse Now, The Deer Hunter, The Warriors, City Of God, Rain Man, The Lives Of Others, The Royal Tenenbaums, Annie Hall.
- Dale's Supermarket Sweep
- Happiest When
- Not sad
- Stuff I Like
- Trenchcoats, a good shave, Hot chocolate, friends and family, hot chocolate w/ marshmallows, clothes, nights out, nights in, getting haircuts, Dominoes Pizza, boobs, junk food, Hennessy, vinyl, a good film, buying stuff, art, spraycans, mints, bubble wrap, getting a seat on the train, the 27 bus, feeling good after a night out, pranks, waffles and beans with some fried egg.
- Stuff I Don't Like
- The elderly
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Can't Get You Out Of My Head - Flaming Lips (Kylie Minogue Cover)
Soma - Smashing Pumpkins
First Day At School:
Fight The Power - Public Enemy
Falling in love:
Raglan Road - The Dubliners
Between The Lines - Bonobo
True Love Way - Kings Of Leon
Drive Your Car (Hot Chip Dub) - Grovesnor
Pick Up - Bonobo
Black Mags - The Cool Kids
Diamond Is Forever -Jay-Z
Getting Back Together:
Don't Stop Till You Get Enough - Michael Jackson
Birth of Child:
All The Girls - Siriusmo
There's A Sad Story Out Here - Smokey Robinson & The Miracles
Fame - Duran Duran
Shaolin Worldwide - Wu-Tang Clan
Karma Police - Radiohead
Psychotic Reaction - Count Five
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The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your husband is in
A man walks into a bar.
He is an alcoholic whose drink problem is destroying his family.
Did you hear about the blonde who jumped out off a bridge?
She was clinically depressed and took her own life because of her terribly
What do you call a cat with no tail?
A manx cat.
Why do undertakers wear ties?
Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their
appearance has a degree of gravitas.
How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb?
Why do women fake orgasms?
Because they want to give men the impression that they have climaxed.
Two men are sitting in a pub.
One man turns to the other and says: 'Last night I saw lots of
strange men coming in and out of your wife's house.' The other man
replies: 'Yes, she has become a prostitute to subsidise her drug
Two cows are in a field. Suddenly, from behind a bush, a rabbit leaps
out and runs away. One cow looks round a bit, eats some grass and then
Why are there no aspirin in the jungle?
Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell
pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest.
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Some poems rhyme
But this one doesn't.
What's worse than finding a maggot in your apple?
What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson?
One was the first man on the moon, the other's a child molestor.
Doctor, I've broken my leg.
I'm afraid it is a very bad break. You will never walk again.
There's an Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman and they are all
trapped in a jail cell.
Eventually they all starved to death.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To escape the Nazis.
Did you hear about the Irishman found under a shop?
He was killed and buried there. It was gang-related.
What's the difference between a rottwieller and a poodle?
There are many differences. They are two totally different breeds of dog.
What do you get if you cross a horse and a donkey?
A priest and a rabbi are sitting next to each other on a plane.
However, it is a short flight and they do not talk to each other
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SYMPTOM: Feet cold and wet.
FAULT: Glass being held at incorrect angle.
ACTION: Rotate glass so that open end points toward ceiling.
SYMPTOM: Feet warm and wet.
FAULT: Improper bladder control.
ACTION: Stand next to nearest dog, complain about house training.
SYMPTOM: Beer unusually pale and tasteless.
FAULT: Glass empty.
ACTION: Get someone to buy you another beer.
SYMPTOM: Opposite wall covered with fluorescent lights.
FAULT: You have fallen over backward.
ACTION: Have yourself leashed to bar.
SYMPTOM: Mouth contains cigarette butts.
FAULT: You have fallen forward.
ACTION: See above.
SYMPTOM: Beer tasteless, front of your shirt is wet.
FAULT: Mouth not open, or glass applied to wrong part of face.
ACTION: Retire to restroom, practice in mirror.
SYMPTOM: Floor blurred.
FAULT: You are looking through bottom of empty glass.
ACTION: Get someone to buy you another beer.
SYMPTOM: Floor moving.
FAULT: You are being carried out.
ACTION: Find out if you are being taken to another bar.
SYMPTOM: Room seems unusually dark.
FAULT: Bar has closed.
ACTION: Confirm home address with bartender.
SYMPTOM: Taxi suddenly takes on colorful aspect and textures.
FAULT: Beer consumption has exceeded personal limitations.
ACTION: Cover mouth.
SYMPTOM: Everyone looks up to you and smiles.
FAULT: You are dancing on the table.
ACTION: Fall on somebody cushy-looking.
SYMPTOM: Beer is crystal-clear.
FAULT: It's water. Somebody is trying to sober you up.
ACTION: Punch him.
SYMPTOM: Hands hurt, nose hurts, mind unusually clear.
FAULT: You have been in a fight.
ACTION: Apologize to everyone you see, just in case it was them.
SYMPTOM: Don't recognize anyone, don't recognize the room you're in.
FAULT: You've wandered into the wrong party.
ACTION: See if they have free beer.
SYMPTOM: Your singing sounds distorted.
FAULT: The beer is too weak.
ACTION: Have more beer until your voice improves.
SYMPTOM: Don't remember the words to the song.
FAULT: Beer is just right.
ACTION: Play air guitar
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100 Stupid Questions
|Are you scared of creepy creatures?||: Big spiders|
|Are you scared of cockroaches?||: If I found one in my room I'd probably shit myself|
|Do you get scared in the dark?||: Depends where I am and who I'm with|
|What is your favorite day of the week?||: Don't care|
|Your dream car||: Lamborghini Diablo|
|Your dream vacation||: New York (again)|
|In your next birth, you would love to be||: Huh? What next birth?|
|In your past birth, you must have been||: Don't believe in reincarnation|
|Your favorite pizza topping is||: Hawaiian|
|How many kids do you want to have?||: Whatever|
|Last TV channel you watched||: Dunno|
|What are you wearing right now?||: Cotton tracksuit bottoms|
|What do you wear at night in bed?||: Boxers|
|Your favorite toy in childhood||: Toy cars or those little army men|
|How many teeth do you have?||: A lot|
|When did you last visit the dentist?||: Few months ago|
|Which toothpaste do you use?||: Whatevers there|
|Your preferred toilet paper brand||: Huh?|
|Three things you can||: Food, shelter, clothing|
|If you had one person to take with you on a deserted island, it would be||: Don't think they'd be too happy if I brought them to a desert island|
|Your dream celebrity date||: Helena Bonham Carter|
|Do you believe in aliens?||: Not in the traditional sense, probably just bacteria or some little fucking insects|
|Do you believe in ghosts and such?||: Nope|
|Favorite cocktail||: Cocktail sausage|
|Favorite fruit||: Apple/orange|
|Favorite flower||: Huh? Answering that would probably make me look a bit fruity.|
|Have you puked at a party?||: Yeah|
|You would love to get a tattoo done on your||: Arse, no joke|
|Have you pretended to be sick to avoid someone or some meeting?||: Yeah|
|Do you cry easily?||: Not really|
|Do you swear a lot?||: Average|
|Favorite body part in the opposite sex||: Hair|
|Corniest pickup line used by you on someone||: Gis a feel of yer tits ya durty slapper|
|Corniest pickup line someone used on you||: No ones ever tried to pick me up|
|What||: Little faggot|
|What||: Slightly bigger faggot|
|Have you ever been caught in an embarrassing situation by your parents?||: Yeah, nuff said|
|The food you hate to eat||: Melons|
|Your favorite breakfast cereal||: Whatever, not a huge cereal fan|
|Do you have any pets?||: No, far too much responsibity, if I did I'd probably just let them rot|
|Which is your favorite holiday?||: Chrimbo|
|Have you ever been drunk out of your mind?||: Yes|
|Ever been in a car accident?||: Nothing worth bragging about|
|The boy band you secretly listen to||: Don't listen to any, they are nice to look at though|
|The body part you would love to get pierced||: N/A|
|When did you last diet to lose weight?||: Never, I'm genetically blessed|
|What is the first thing you do in the morning when you wake up?||: Go back to sleep|
|Do you read newspapers or books in the toilet?||: No|
|Are you in love with someone these days?||: No|
|Would you date a hottie who is totally dumb?||: No but I'd shag her and brag about it to all my mates|
|Has anyone slapped you on the face?||: Yeah|
|What is the color of the underwear you are wearing?||: Blue|
|Which is your favorite underwear brand?||: Only fucking idiots care about underwear brands|
|What is your favorite denim brand?||: Cheap Monday|
|If you could afford a fashion designer, it would be||: Whatever|
|Your first cell phone was||: Motorola something|
|Do you prefer to text or talk on the phone?||: Talk|
|Are you a sensitive person?||: Under this hard as nails exterior - yes. But don't tell anyone.|
|Would you go for a one night stand?||: Yeah|
|The romantic movie you like most||: Dunno, Annie Hall?|
|The action movie you like most||: Something from the 80's, like Rambo|
|Do you believe in heaven and hell?||: No|
|Which is your most memorable trip with friends?||: Oxegen|
|Which newspaper do you read daily?||: Don't, I watch the news|
|The magazines you like to read||: Mixmag, DJ Magazine,|
|Your first job was||: Waiter/cleaner|
|Did you have a best friend in school?||: Probably|
|Which email service do you use most?||: Hotmail|
|Have you ever walked to save money?||: Yeah, but I prefer to walk anyway|
|Where do you shop for clothes?||: Loads of trendy places you've never heard of|
|What was your pocket money as a kid?||: Tuppence|
|Can you talk to someone for long hours on the phone?||: Dunno, never tried|
|Do you like taking stupid surveys like these?||: No, I catually hate myself for taking this one|
|If yes, do you have too much free time?||: Yeah|
|One memory you wish you could erase||: Loads, can't pick one|
|Any sport, you are really good at||: Not particularly, but I'm alright at footy|
|In your purse, you keep a photo of||: Purse?|
|Do you take any medicine daily?||: No|
|Have you ever lied about your age?||: Yeah|
|The last person you kissed was||: Don't know her name|
|The last country you visited||: America|
|Do you need music while you are studying?||: No, can't stand it|
|A song you loved as a kid||: Blue by Eiffel 65|
|Any kiddie song you still remember||: Nope|
|Habits you hate in others||: When some doesn't know the lyrics to a song so just sings one line over and over in an annoying voice|
|On a scale of one to ten how obnoxious is this survey?||: Pretty close to ten|
|One habit of yours, you wish you could change?||: Don't have any habits that I can think of|
|Do you brush twice a day?||: No|
|How much time do you take to get ready in the morning?||: Half hour or an hour|
|Are you a day person or a night person?||: Both|
|Your favorite cartoon character||: Lion-O from Thundercats|
|Have you made a complete fool of yourself anytime?||: Regularly|
|Any word or sentence you repeat often||: Whatever|
|Describe your computer monitor||: No|
|One book you are dying to read||: Nothing that I can think of|
|One movie you are dying to see||: See above|
|One music album you are dying to hear||: See above|
|How much time did you take to complete this survey?||: Dunno forgot to time myself|
|Don||: I've seen worse|
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