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- Female, 536
- from Mackies Chest Hair ;]
- Profile views: 3,367
- Member since: March 2009
- Last active: 11/9/12
- lalalalala xD
- Me, Myself, and I
but you can call me khloee :]
just your average girl.
if you're here to judge, fuck off. i'm not a can of soup, i don't need a bloody label
if you don't like me, there's a red 'x' in the top right-hand corner. click it, fucker.
believe it or not, i actually have friends, fuck with me, i won't be the only one kicking your ass.
get to know me, i'm heaps awesome
Mackie: How cadbury are you?...
Chloe: Umm... you mean black?
Mackie: *thinks* wheres chloe?..
Chloe: *pops out of blanket* WHAATHEEEFUUUUCK!?!?!?
Chloe: I'm so drunk.. wait LOL no im not!
Chloe: What.. the.. fuck?
Mackie: I JUST COUGHED UP A CUBE OF CHEESE!!
Chloe: *drinks red bull*
Mackie: *falls over"
Chloe: *laughs, spits redbull EVERYWHERE*
Mackie: EW WTF BITCH!!
Mackie: WOOP WOOP! *hits head really hard* AHHHHH FUUUCK!
Mackie,Chloe,Shai & Sandra In Bed: *really awkwardly quiet*
Chloe: Well.. that was a long walk home..
Mackie: *in Mr Devitts office.. drunk as fuck ;]* Wtf? I do SO care!
Mr Devitt: No you dont..
Mackie: Yes I do! I would love to burn this place down, but you know why i wont? BECAUSE I CARE!
Mr Devitt: So you hate this school?
Mackie: Fuck yess I do. You see that brick? I despise that brick!
Mackie: Down penis, down!
Chloe: Get *scottish accent* dowooon!!
Mackie: WHAAAT THE FUCCKK!?
Mackie&Chloe: *dodging birds swooping us*
Chloe: *slips* SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT! AHHH! BIRD FUCK OFF! ILL NINJA YOUUU!
Mackie: *saves chloe* JUMP THROUGH THE HOLE!.. in the fence.
Shayne: *takes draw of smoke.. lights on fire* SHIT NIGGAAAAHH!
Mackie: Smoke right foool!
Courtney: Fuck that dog has huge balls!
Dogs owner: FUCK YOU KIDS, GET TO SCHOOL BEFORE I FUCKING KICK YOUR ASS YOU FUCKING DICKHEADS!
Mackie: .. wow, hate to have a sailor mouth
Dogs owner: SHUT THE FUCK UP, GET TO FUCKING SCHOOL BEFORE I FUCKING CALL THE FUCKING COPS!
Mackie: You really shouldnt've discriminated his dogs balls..
Chloe: *really high, gets caught on blanket* AHH MACKIE, THE SEAWEEDS GOT ME
Mackie: ILL SAVE YOU BABYYY! .. oh wait, its just the blanket.
Chloe: I swear to god, it was green.
Mackie: *really high, rolling toilet paper* Come my pretties! Come with the rest of them!
Chloe: *walks in* .. What are you doing?
Mackie: YOU CAN JOIN THE OTHERS TOO!
Chloe: I know.. I was actually scared I was pregnant, then I remembered you had to have sex for that to happen =\
Mackie: FUCKING LOL!
Chloe: Dude.. Lil Waynee just kissed a boy <3
Mackie: Aww thats cute
Chloe: Ima steal that guys lips! >=]
Mackie: Hate to be aggressive, Chloe..
Chloe: This is Lil Wayne we're talking about.. I have a right to be aggressive.
Chloe: *opens present* Oh look, a bag
Michael: You can put your SMOKES IN IT!
Chloe: Wow.. a pink cow!
Sandra: Oh yeahh, dude, do you think pink milk would come out of it?
Chloe: LETS MAKE A COFFEE COW!
Sandra: Wanna screw??
Chloe: o.O what?.. *looks at screw* OHH!
Mackie: Ring ring.. Hello? Ring ring.. Hello? Ring ring..
Chloe: *interrupts* YOU HAVE A BAD CONNECTION!
Chloe: *briarna signs in on msn* UGGGGHHHH BRIARNA!
Chloe: *on msn, mackie touches something.. turns off* ARGHHHHHHH !#$%@^%#&
Tegan: *banging on desk*
Chloe: STOP THAT BANGING BEFORE I BANG YOU!
Mackie: *overhears* WHAT!?!?! LOLOOL!
Chloe: *pokes mackie* LOL! *dies laughing*
Mackie: What?! I dont get it
Chloe: Me neither
Mackie: *humps air.*
Chloe: *also humps air*
(We were talking about news.. *shifty*)
Mackie: Does it involve black people..?
Chloe: *looks at hands* No.
Mackie: WHY THE FUCK DID YOU NEED TO LOOK AT YOUR HANDS
Chloe: *typing* ia hia!
Mackie: WTF IS THAT MEANT TO SAY!??!?!
Chloe: It was meant to say 'is this?'
*Mackie & Chloe walking.. holding hands**
Chloe: Well I bet we look like a happy couple
Mackie: Yeah.. I know right - - AHH SHIT POLE!!
Chloe ahahah !
Mackie: *walks in Chloe's house*
Chloe: * drunk as a motheerfuckeer* DRINK THIS ! ITS AMAZING ! *drops to the ground laughing*
Mackie: you funny keeed ^__^
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