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Kieron Higgins
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- Apparently adding "y" to the end of any word makes it funnier....i'm not so sure.
Accusing people of being drug users is always good
The cow backlash has begun...but S'appenin cows is still the funniest phrase in the english language.
"Can i have that in writing?" has much potential.
When in doubt talk about Tam Grav...Celtic would have won at Old Trafford if he had played....FACT - I see myself....
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BARACK OBAMA NEW elected PRESIDENT of U.S.A (cnn/msnbc/fox) election 2008
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Okay, okay, I spend time on bebo as a means of procrastination in the library. Right now, for some reason that has nothing seemingly to do with my degree , i'm meant to be writing about British Imperialism. I think. Anyway, the point is i just saw something so uterly weird that I disturbed at least three people around me by laughing. I consider myself relatively clued up on strange stuff but this, for a second at least, floored me.
It's called AC Slatering.
Feel free to guess as to what it is
An expanation on what exactly AC Slatering is is included in the comments section below. I felt it unfair that i disturb librariesall around the country. Be prepeared.
And i will buy...a pack of bikers for anyone who has video eveidence that they have done it.
Anyone?2 Comments 297 weeks
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Things learned at T 2007
Its not better than last time, or worse...just different
it is completely unreasonable to expect even a thank you for settin up a seven man tent for two moaning burds in the pissin rain
You know you're on2 a winner when ur better half txts u at 5.18am for u getting the bus telling you to be safe and not drink/smoke too much
You know ur feeling guilty by 5.20am when u've nearly ran out of fags and whiskey already.
Anyone that looks like Chris Benoit is probably shifty
Dave Ross can put away a staggering amount of cones.
Hill will always crash out early
Waking up outside the slam tent at 4 o'clock means u almost certainly missed the thrills
Shouting stevie and any moment will get an enthuastic response
Real men go naked on the sunday night
Stevie's finger smells
jamie maxwells love of.......serge knows no bounds
Addressing people as cows, preceded by a "yuptae" "s'appenin" or "awrite" is hilarious
Airwaves and poppers are like petrol and a fire
The genius sarcasm of Alex Turner will almost certainly be lost on everybody
Lily Allen being hammered will not
Ocean Colour scene will always rule T in the park
Brian wilson has no knowledge of scottish geography
takin 2 much immodium will lead to a sonic on monday
No matter how hot the tonic is, you will drink it
JossPeter is an ignorant bastard
Paul Smith Extreme is still missing
Co-op boys train like spartan warriors.
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Hold on a minute.
Certain people have been jumpin on my tam bandwagon, which is crap coz it's the only remotely funny thing i've come up with in ten years. So with that in mind, here are some TRUE Tam facts, none of that 24 rip off shite, cough ROGER cough.
The biggest killer of pro footballers is Tam.
Whilst at Real Madrid, Tam taught Zidane how to headbutt.
It's called the Glasgow Kiss because thats how Tam nips.
When in italy years ago, Tam got frustrated by the lack of madness, not able to contain his rage he punched the nearest wall, and so the leaning tower of pisa was created.
Tam is a madder tim than the pope.
the adverts for the Lynx efect were inspired by events in denmark known as the Tam effect.
Tam invented fire by rubbin his hands together, he swiftly used it to make petrol bombs.
Years ago, Tam was enjoyin some sausage and beer in germany, his subsequent rift would later be shown around the world as the Berlin wall falling.
Tam refused to play in the 1967 European Cup final because he didnt want to ruin the "all scots" nature of the team. It killed him, but his love for the hoops was more powerful than personal glory.
Tam invented "the punisher" and passed it onto paddy english.
Tam didnt think that song was about him, even though it was.
Maradonna's famous goal against england is often misquoted, it's actual, proper, official and technical term is "the hand of Tam"
Tam invented the Slosh.
Tam's burd is a porn star.
The reason tam will not make films with her is that there isn't a camera big enough to deal with Mini-Tam.
Mini-tam is roughly the size of the M8
Next summers "hot look" is a shaven head coupled with a general expression of mentalness. It is called "the Tam".
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11/6/09
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Katrina Ross6/3/09hey kieron, hows things with u?...u still in frankies?...did david tell u jemma was lookin 4 a job ther?...u think u cud put in a good word 4 her? xoxox
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4/28/09
Mark Beck
awrite flower hows it goin? hows things? been a while since i spoke to u so thot id send the customary bebo, then if u dont reply i'll moan about u lol k/o mate. missin our full day library stints of last year
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4/22/09
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John G2/23/0921st party booked for 25th april, holytown general motors club....cheap booze! will give out more formal invites soon, just to let you know to keep the date free
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Robert T1/29/09BOB TOAL MP YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS X X X X X X ITS THE FINAL COUNTDOWN X X X
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Andrew1/6/09yeah man but not till the 21st n 23rd so still got time man im gonna sit tonight n tomorro n blast this essay, should be ok x
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1/6/09
Andrew
lol iv not stooped that low yet man, altho tomorro shall be my first day there, cant get bak into it yet man n this essay is due thur :s x
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Eddie Cairns1/5/09u just dont love me anymore
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Angela Ho12/3/08
Your website don't work! x
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Mark Beck12/1/08
hahahahahaha. Hatton deserved the win i thot but i dont think it was the great performance every1 has been raving about. If he does actually step up a weight class to fight the winner of pacquiao vs de le hoya he will get done in. how goes it champ?
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John Mclachlan11/29/08
lol soz hunny a was wrking then forgot ta text u bk bruv xx
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11/28/08
Angela Ho
Bloody heck man! U mention the word comment about 10 times! (Yes i counted coz i'm sad). Ta for the comment then
even better, u can have 1 third of the luv i give out a day...well u did say that leaving a comment is a two street so i'm trying to make more of an effort here So here's a comment...and another comment....one more comment....i'm all out of comments now... Angela x
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Graeme Breen11/19/08I did...turns out she wasn't real! I was gutted!!! x
shawn to win!!! lol
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