1. I love you not because of who you are, but because of who I am, when I'm with you..

2. No man or woman is worth your tears, and the one who is, will never make you cry..

3. Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to, doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have..

4. A true friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart..

5. The worst way to miss someone is to be sitting right beside them knowing you can't have them..

6. Never frown, even when you are sad, because you never know who is falling in love with your smile..

7. To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world..

8. Don't make someone a priority who will only ever make you an option..

9. Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened..

Boozehag is an NewZealand invented word, but a global concept.

A Boozehag is one who engages in excessive behaviour while partying, and generally makes a disgrace of themselves - in a good way.

Boozehag bagging doesn't involve just alcohol. It is a way of life. On a night out, a Boozehag should participate in at least 5 of the following:

- Pre drinks before going out is not an idea, it is a necessity.
- Drinking Smirnoff blacks because they have 1.9 standard drinks, or Coopers Sparkling, cause it is 5.9% alcohol.
- Taking at least 60 photos of yourself.
- Sustaining an unidentified party injury.
- Drinking at least a bottle of wine or cheap champagne BEFORE leaving the house.
- Crying/stacking it/booting/all three.
- Purposely not eating before you hit the bars, cause it'll slow down the drinking process. This is also affectionately referred to as "eating is cheating".
- Drinking more than 10 jagerbombs.
- Putting your bags on the floor and dancing around them so you have more movement.
- Taking a hip flask of vodka in your handbag or jacket.
- Being that person on their way home as people are jogging, and going to work/school.
- Doing the walk of shame, either home or out of the club, with shoes in hand.
- Eating in at least three of the major fast food outlets in the course of one evening.
- Starting up deep conversations with randoms while waiting in the toilet queue.
- Dancing on any available table, not discriminating against pool tables of course.
- Requesting so many songs that the music is like your own play list, and the DJ hates you.
- Screaming I LOVE THIS SONG for every song.
- Having the bouncers, bar staff and DJ all know you at your local.
- Inventing new dance moves, such as the moose, the elephant.
- Clearing the dance floor and getting strange looks from everyone that’s not you.
- Writing things on yourself and everyone around you.
- Telling random people that they're hot. And more importantly, that you are.
- Taking photos of yourself and your friends on the toilet.
- Sucking face with a random on the dance floor. And then another. And another. And, well, you get the picture...
- Starting drinking at 3pm.
- Continuing till the next afternoon.
- Wearing a skirt so short you need to wear shorts or special undies underneath.
- Staying somewhere till you get kicked out, then catching a cab to somewhere else that’s 5mins down the road.
- Walking out of a club and the sun is up, the birds are chirping, and noticing that the person you've been suck facing is not as attractive as you thought.
- Choosing a corner to dance in so you can dance like mo fo’s in your own privacy.
- Making emotional phone calls to friends you haven't spoken to in a while. Or worse, family.
- Getting into serious conversations with cab drivers that end with you mocking and insulting them.