FULL NAME: marc james irvine
BIRTHDAY: 4th may
BIRTH PLACE: larne
EYE COLOUR: blue
HAIR COLOUR: brown
HEIGHT: 5'11
WEIGHT: muscles heavier than fat

RIGHTY OR LEFTY: right hook mofo
YOUR HERIAGE: british
MY WORST HIBIT: sarcasum
ZOBIAC SIGN: horny effin bull
SHOE SIZE: who th ehell cares its the size of my
INNIE OR OUTIE: innie
THE SHOES U R WEARING TODAY: ave a semi
YOUR WEAKNESS: stockings.on weman.actually its just wemon in general
YOUR FEARS: no dick
YOUR PERFECT PIZZA: all the meat. mushrooms,red oionon
GOAL U WUD LYK TO ACHIEVE: had to delete that it.got bored
THOUGHT 1ST WAKING UP: need a piss
YOUR BEST PHYSICAL FEATURE: u tell me!!
YOUR BEDTIME: when my ma says so.
YOUR MOST MISSED MEMOERY: regular sex

MY FAVORITES
FAVORITE COLOUR: who cares
FOOD: champ.
SPORT: who cares
ANIMALS: the pretty ones who r ladys in the street
ICE CREAM: pooh bear
SWEETS: am sweet enough
STORE: the gud ones
ACTOR: big denzel whasintin ladd
ACTRESS: the cheerleader from heroes
FILM:training day
PROGRAMME: heroes
SONG: i put my fingers into my eyes
BAND: the rubber 1s
NUMBER: am not that easy
SEASON: mating
SCENT PERFUME: ave got becks at min
BODY PART ON THE OPPISITE SEX: arse eyes smile arse chest

HAVE YOU EVER?
BEEN IN JAIL: yes
MOONED SOME1: yes
BEEN REJECTED: the reason i was in jail.not
RAN AWAY FRM HOME: yes at dinner time so stupid
PICTURED UR CRUSH NUDE: get me 1 1st
SKIPPED SCHOOL: noway never honestly
SLEPT OUTSIDE: lol yes and in sarges hallways
LAUGHED SO HARD U CRIED: yes
CRIED IN SCHOOL: nope
THROWN UP IN SCHOOL: nope
CHEATED ON SME1: sadly yes
SEEN A DEAD BODY: yes
DNE SOMETHING STUPID THAT U STILL LAF AT 2DAY:hell yeah
BEEN BITCHED OUT: by a bird?wot the fuck dose this mean
DRANK ALCOHOL: oh yea
SOPLIFTED: yes when i was ten its wa smarshmallows
EATEN SUSHI: no
BEEN ON STAGE: my life is a stage
GONE SKINNY DIPPING: yes
BEEN DRUNK: to drunk to remeber
BEEN CALLED A TEASE: yes
BEEN BEATING UP: by my ma over spuds

DO YOU?
SWEAR: fuck no
SING WELL: only whin am wining
SHOWER DAILY: does bath count?
WANT TO GET MARRIED: fuck sake let me find a date 1st
BELIEVE IN YOURSELF: depends
GET MOTION SICKNESS: no
GET ALONE WITH UR PARENTS:yes cause am to ole for a kicking
LIKE THUNDERSTORMS: dont care
PLAY AND INsTURMENT: no but ave got one and yet they never played it right
OWN AN iPOD: yes and its a classic u nano freeks
PREY: NO
GO TO CHRUCH: no dnt believe in that crap!!!
SLEEP WITH STUFFED ANIMALS: i live on my own.and male.no
KEEP A DAIRY: nope
DANCE IN THE RAIN: ave done
SING IN THE SHOWER: kinda just make up my own words

THIS AND THAT
PEPSI OR COKE: none there both wick
McDONALDS OR BURGER KING: bk but it still stinks
SINGLE OR GROUP DATES: any
CHOCOLATE OR VINILLA: wot ever
STRAWBERRIES OR BLUEBERRIES:couldnt half tell a weedoll sits and writes this shit
MEAT OR VEGGIE:meat
TV OT MOVIE: both
ADIDAS OR NIKE: addidas
CHINESE OR MEXICAN: both as long as i dont eat there feet
CORNFLAKES OR COCO POPS: nither casue i cant drink milk
CAKE OR PIE: depends on whos it is
MTV OR VH1: mtv
BOXERS OR BRIEFS: wot the fuck r breifs?whips

CAN YOU?
DO THE SPILTS: no
WRITE WITH BOTH HANDS: am typing
WHISTLE: yes
BLOW A BUBBLE: yip
ROLL UR TONGUE: yes
CROSS UR EYES: yes

ONE:
If you're ugly,
stop acting like you don't know it.
The captions under you picture that says
"top model pose"
"sexy bitch"
"arnt i hot"
doesn't convince anyone.


TWO:
To the people who have like 25,000 friends,
are you serious?
Nobody in this universe can keep up with that many friends.
You're stupid.
Go play in traffic.


THREE:
Don't ever post pictures and say
"OMG, I'm so ugly"
"OMG,I'm so fat"
because if you were,
you wouldn't post them.


FOUR:
Nobody cares about threats over the internet.
Don't try to act hardcore with the keyboard.
Fighting online is like racing in the special olympics;
even if you win,
you're still retarded.


FIVE:
Making 20 bulletins a day
about how you have new pictures
and begging people to comment on them is pathetic.
Make the bulletin once if you have to,
and those who actually care about you
will comment on your pics.


SIX:
If all your pictures look the same,
don't post them all.
Please put some variety in your pics.
Nobody wants to see your face
8 different ways.


SEVEN:
Who really cares if
I don't accept you as a friend?
MOVE ON!!!
Don't send me another request or message asking
"what's up with you not adding me?"
I don't want you as a friend;
that's what's up!


EIGHT:
Little 6th graders who have bebos
and look like sluts,
go somewhere else
because nobody wants you here.!!!


NINE:
If you have decided to read this,
you are a true bebo Friend.
Real friends read their bulletins.


TEN:
I say you go and pass this on
and maybe it will finally get through people's brains
(if they have them).


ELEVEN:
And if you open a msg and it says something like
"repost this in 100 seconds or a ghost will rape your dog tonight,"
IT'S NOT REAL!
QUIT BEING AN IDIOT!!!!!!!!
PEOPLE WHO HAVE NO LIFE WHATSOEVER MAKE THAT SHIT UP THINKING THAT PEOPLE WILL FALL FOR THEIR STUPID TRAP!!! AND YOU DO!!!!

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One question for me (ask away, I will answer honestly)