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you can find me in graces bar every saturday night
Me, Myself, and I
Be at the bursting door of doom and in the dark deliver us" - St. Barbara, The Patron saint of artillery!


well howya i'm owen as it says above


i'm very much so into music love chillin to a few tunes. i love rugby. i also love karate and ufc.i'm fond of football to, go L.F.C.

i'm in the RDF its a good laugh
I like to keep fit but easyer said than done,
not really sure wat else to say but if i think of anything i'll let you know

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"i am a pimp,a pimp never commits suicide"-southland tales
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Avenged sevenfold, enter shikari, Trivium, seether, lamb of god, 18 visons, editors, Apocalyptica,
 dragon force, feeder, god forbid, goo goo dolls, johnny cash, korn, linkin park, Mr scruff, breaking benjamin, muse, the prodigy, puddle of mudd, snow patrol, tiesto, the verve, the automatic, lemon jelly, damien dempsey, damien rice, Slipknot, Murderdolls, HIM, bls, funeral for a friend, bullit for my vallentine, stone sour, most bands of the roadrunner label, thin lizzy, timberland, most 60's 70's and 80's music, anything ya can dance to out in a night club.
Films
martial arts movies especialy wit Jet Lee, action movies, comedy, hardcore porn did i write that, human traffic, cruel intentions, haggard, ong bak, southland tales, the big hit, 40 days and 40 nights, gross point blank, green street, almost famous, the big hit, the crow, kiss of the dragon, but to name a few
Sports
sex, Rugby, UFC, karate, aussie rules, wrestling big fan when i was younger, skatin, biking, football, snowboarding, american football, fave team are liverpool .any extream sport.fave fighter from ufc is brock lesnar wat a animal
Scared Of
big hairy spiders, being posessed like the little girl out of the exorcist fook that shit
Happiest When
drinking wit my friends, playing guitar and drums, havin sex, competing in karate comps, maken new friends, out in night clubs, wit me mates
sadest when
sober, having a hangover, not hangin wit my mates.oh and i hate bullies

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  • thinggs about the PDF and RDF


    1. Cle is your left.

    2. The Corporal never does anything for his/her own enjoyment.

    3. This is not a Chinese parliament.

    4. “Get it done” Is the favorite phrase of an NCO.

    5. When on the ground, use the designated toilet area.

    6. Do not stroll out 20 yards in front of your bivvy and go to toilet.

    7. When getting ambushed in the night don’t start screaming “Charlie’s in the trees!”

    8. Likewise, don’t start yelling “The Germans are coming”

    9. Velcro is there for a reason.

    10. Camo up everything is not to be taken literally.

    11. The NCO is always right

    12. The Officer is always right.

    13. When Officer and NCO contradict each other, use better judgment.

    14. If the NCOs wanted us to smile they would take us down to the armory and issue us all with smiles.

    15. The sheep are not laughing at me.

    16. The PDF however are laughing at my marching

    17. Rumors should not be believed, even if the NCO/Officer starts them.

    18. There is no such thing as a half-day in the army.

    19. We are on government time.

    20. Being hungover on duty is a chargeable offence, if you’re caught.

    21. Mass parade will be made available to all persons.

    22. Mass parade will take place only if enough people sign up for it.

    23. Blank ammunition can kill.

    24. It’s still safe though.

    25. I will not trick the NCOs into saying they are firing blanks today.

    26. I will not trick the new recruits into saying that they enjoyed their camp experience.

    27. Despite my own opinion, Kilbride is not a deserted wasteland.

    28. Participation in the “Fun evening recreation” is mandatory.

    29. The Corporal does not like to be called “Corpy”.

    30. Admin is the easiest thing in the world to do.

    31. If the corporal can’t find you, he can’t give you a job.

    32. The best NCO is the NCO who doesn’t know your name.

    33. The worst NCO is the NCO who knows your name.

    34. DJ + 2 different Battalions + Alcohol + Dancing NCOs + Curfew = Funniest night ever.

    35. The 7th can’t dance.

    36. The 21st can’t dance, but we give it a bloody good effort.

    37. Under no circumstances will the chorus to the song YMCA be replaced with “The, F, C, A”.

    38. Recruits will always be looking for the keys to the square.

    39. And DPM paint.

    40. It is not nice to tease recruits.

    41. It’s damn funny though.

    42. Never call the Military Police Parking Attendants to their face.

    43. Don’t ask them where their traffic cones are.

    44. Never try and hi-five an NCO. It will end in tears.

    45. I am not special.

    46. I’m still waiting for the long weight from the CQ.

    47. We’ll get issued everything we’ll ever need…………..next week.

    48. The Sergeant may be god, but even he shits himself when the BSM is about.

    49. The chap who asks the guard commander can he go to sleep fifteen minutes into a 24hr guard duty is not someone you can depend on.

    50. Can machines in the army will break down just as you’re given a canteen break.

    51. 58 webbing, despite all the CQ’s promises, zip-ties, bungee cords and duct tape will fall apart five minutes on the ground.

    52. Never tell the POT’s instructors it’s your birthday.

    53. If you don’t have to run, walk.
    If you don’t have to walk, stand still.
    If you don’t have to stand, sit down.
    If you don’t have to sit up, lie down.
    If you don’t have to stay awake, fall asleep.

    54. The greatest motivators in the army are the promise of pay, rest, the mess and the huge PDF corporal with the 12” boot’s threats.

    55. The ARW snipers aren’t people like you or me. They are moving bushes who can hide anywhere and appear everywhere.

    56. When the sergeant asks is everyone having fun, the correct answer is not “Very Fun, Sergeant!”

    57. No matter what rank a soldier is, at least once in their career they have walked past a sheep in Kilbride faced it and went “Baaaaaaa!”

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  • tips on how to treat the ladies

    1. when she asks how she looks shrug and say "could be better" this will keep her on her toes. and girls love that.

    2. never hold her hand. this can be interpreted as a sign of weakness. (or if she grabs your hand squeeze hers really really hard until she cries. this will impress her by showing her what a strong man you are.)

    3. once a month sneak up on her from behind and knock her over. girls are like dogs. they love to be roughed up.

    4. call her in the middle of the night to ask if she's sleeping. if she is say you better be , repeat this 4 or 5 times until morning. this will show her you care.

    5. when she is upset about something, suggest to her that it might be her fault. this will pave the way for her own personal improvement. and every girl needs some improvement.

    6. recognize the small things . . . they usually mean the most. then when she's sleeping, steal all her small things and break them. because jewelry is for pussies and asian ladies.

    7. if you're talking to another girl, make sure shes looking. When she is, stare into her eyes mouth the words @#%$ you and grab the other girls ass. Girls love competition.

    8. tell her you're taking her out to dinner. drive for miles so she thinks it's going to be really special. then take her to a burning tire yard. when she starts to get upset tell her you were just kidding and now you're really going to take her to dinner. then drive her home. when she starts crying and asks why you would do something like that lean over and whisper very quietly into her ear "...because i can."

    9. introduce her to your friends as "some chick". women love those special nicknames.

    10. play with her hair. play with it HARD.

    11. warm her up when shes cold...and not by giving her your jacket... then you might get cold. rather, look her in the eye and say "if you don't stop bitching about the cold right now you're going to be bitching about a black eye." the best way to get warm is with fear.

    12. Take her to a party. When you get there shell have to go to the bathroom (they always do). Leave immediately. Come back right when the partys dying and yell at her the whole way home for ditching you at the party.

    13. make her laugh. a good way to do this is if she has a small pet. kick the pet. i always find stuff like that funny. why shouldn't girls?

    14. let her fall asleep in your arms. when she's fast asleep, wait 10 minutes then JUMP UP AND SCREAM IN HER EAR! repeat until she goes home and you can use your arms for more important things. like basketball.

    15. Spit often. I hear girls like guys that spit.

    16. if you care about her never ever tell her. this will only give her self confidence. then you can never turn her into the object she deep down desires to be.

    17. Every time you're in her house steal one of the following: shoes, earrings, or anything else that comes in pairs. Only take one of the pair. This way shell go crazy.

    18. Take her out to dinner. Right when shes about to order interrupt and say no shes not hungry. make her watch you eat. Girls love a guy that speaks for her.

    19. look her in the eyes and smile. then clock her one. girls love a spontaneous guy.

    20. give her one of your t-shirts......and make sure it has your smell on it. but not a sexy cologne smell. a bad smell. you know what i'm talking about.

    21. When its raining keep asking her if shes crying. Shell say no its just the rain ten minutes later turn to her and just scream at her to stop crying you @#%$ baby. Girls like a tough man as i've already stated.

    22. Titty twisters and plenty of them.

    23. if you're listening to music, and she asks to hear it, tell her no. this way she'll think you're mysterious.

    24. remember her birthday but don't get her something. Teach her material objects arent important. The only thing thats important is that she keeps you happy. And your happiness is the greatest present she can ever get.

    25. when she gives you a present on yo

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  • me rite nw

    ALL ABOUT ME!!!!
    1. Full Name: Owen John O'Neill
    2. Nicknames: scone,nailers,jake the snake
    3. Birthday: 18 september 1989
    4. Place of Birth: dublin
    5. Zodiac Sign: virgo
    6. Male or Female: male i'm all man
    8. College: no
    9. Occupation: porn star,ah no superquinn and proud hahaah
    10. Residence: Newbridge
    11. MSN Screen Name: owenoneill18@hotmail

    __Your Appearance___

    12. Hair Color:black
    13. Hair Length: Short
    14. Eye color: blue green
    15. Weight: nearly 12 stone of muscle oh yeah ha
    16. Height: 6ft i think could be a bit taller
    17. Braces?: nope
    18. Glasses?: not any more
    19. Piercings: no
    20. Tattoos: gettin one soon yeah yeah
    21. Righty or Lefty: Righty of course

    ___Your 'Firsts'___

    22. First best friend: karl
    23. First Award: jesus think it was for football
    24. First Sport: Football
    25. First pet: cat.
    26. First Real Vacation: ibiza oh yeah
    27. First Concert: eh eminem or blink 182
    28. First Love: can't be sayin that nw. ok ok budweiser

    ___ Favorites___

    29. Movie: too many
    30. tv Programm: miami ink,rescue me,skins,dirty sexy money
    31. Color: black
    32. Rapper:dont have one
    33. Band: avenge sevenfold,slipknot all that sort
    34. Song Right Now: anything by damo dempsey
    35. Friends: ibby, karl dave,karl f,t, fuckin to many ah no there are never enough
    36. Sweet: every sweet
    37. Sport to Play: rugby
    38. Restuarant: any good Chinese
    39. Favorite brand: dont really care
    40. Store: Pull nd bear
    41. School Subject: art
    42. Animal:artic fox
    43. Book: haha oh fuck i'm actually crying haha ah no i have one its called doing it
    44. Magazine: men's fittness
    45. Shoes: good ones like skater ones

    ___Currently___

    46. Feeling: slightly tired
    47. Single or Taken?: taken sorry ladies neeeded to have someone under my control
    48. Have a crush: yeah my girlfriend
    49. Eating: salmon
    50. Drinking: milk
    51. Typing: this
    52. Online?: wat do u think,fuck sake
    53. Listening To:music all kinds
    54. Thinking About: wat i,m thiking about.
    55. Wanting To: see u naked
    56. Watching: computer screen
    57. Wearing: wouldn't u like to know

    ___Your Future___

    58. Want Kids?: ah yeah
    59. Want to be Married?: yeah
    60. Careers in Mind: army army oh and army
    61. Where do you want to live:ireland but would also love australia
    62. Car: any one i'll fookin take it

    __Which is Better With The Opposite Sex___

    63. Hair color: dark,and blonde's
    64. Hair length: long but not too long
    65. Eye color: dont care but i do like blue
    66. Measurments: curvy
    67. Cute or Sexy: Both
    68. Lips or Eyes: Eyes
    69. Hugs or Kisses: Bit of Both
    70. Short or Tall: short.i like to feel tall
    71. Easygoing or serious: Easygoing
    72. Romantic or Spontaneous: Both but i love spontaneous
    73. Fatty or Skinny: curves i told u god u don't listen
    74. Sensitive or Loud: sensitive but not to much nw
    75. Hook-up or Relationship: relationship
    76. Sweet or Caring: Both
    77. Trouble Maker or Hesitant One: someone who's fun

    ___Have you ever______

    78. Kissed a Stranger: haha too rite
    79. Had Alcohol: to much but never enough
    80. Smoked: too fuckin rite
    81. Ran Away From Home: no i like home
    82. Broken a bone: leg collor bone and wrist
    83. Got an X-ray: loads
    84. Been with someone: Yes
    85. Broken Someones Heart: don't know
    86. Broke Up With Someone: Yeah
    87. Cried When Someone Died: Yea
    88. Cried At School: no i laugh

    ___Do You Believe In___

    89. God: Yes
    90. Miracles: sometimes
    91. Love At First sight: no
    92. Ghosts: no
    93. Aliens: no
    94. Soul Mates: is that not a bit girly
    95. Heaven: yes
    96. Hell: no
    97. Angels: yes i am one like
    98. Kissing on The First Date: who said anything about a date
    99. Horoscopes: i like to read them
    ___Answer Truthfully___

    100. Is There Someone You Want But You Know You Can't Have?no got that bitch already.YES!!!!

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    no place like home dude.. haha no so you no wat dates ya thinkin bout headin over?

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    yeah man a little usin the net from college

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    howd ya find me on dis ??? lol

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    story man ha its wired hearing SlipKnot like that its so quiet

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