1. What's your name?
2. Do you go to rsd?
3. What do you think of me?
4. What's the coolest thing you've ever done?
5. would u go wit me?
6. If you imagine me, where am I?
7. Describe me ?
8. If u wer stuck with me for one hour wat would u do?
9. What was ur first impression of me?
10.What reminds u of me?
11.If you could give me anything, what would it be?
12.How well do u know me?
13.What do u like best about me?
14.Ever wanted 2 tell me something u couldn't?
15.Give me a nickname and explain why.
16.Any last comment?

Tweety!

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MILK FEELS PAIN!

Put a slice of ham in the DVD player it will play a short film about pigs

1 out of 10 fish are afraid of water

Mice collect your dandruff and eat it as cornflakes

clowns melt at 29ºc

That word dad uses somtimes (when he cuts himself). It means "please". Use it in school and at the shops

If you grab the edge of your chair and pull as hard as you can, you'll lift yourself into the air

If you ring the house you used to live you can talk to the past version of yourself

If you utter the trigger word "badminton" to your grandma her original programming will activate and she will kill all humans

There's no such thing as kangaroos. They're just mice standing very near

Wine makes mummy clever

Police men grow from helmets in a single night

It's unlucky NOT to name every ant you see for your whole life

It takes the brains and beaks of four real penguins to make one penguin biscuit

The can opener was invented 98 years before the can

Men don't go bald naturally, They just like getting their hair cut that way

The victorians forgot to have the year 1862


Mugs are just cups who've been to the gym

If you try a vegetable you might like it

They say no two snowflakes are the same, but who's ever checked. I'll give you ahundred pounds if you find a matching pair

Penguins spend alot of time wondering why pixar have never made a film about them

Godzilla has Every Friday off

All wind is made by wind farms

Pubs have special magnets which drag dad in by his metal fillings, he has no choice

There used to be a ship in that bottle, but it sank

We'll have fun all week at the caravan park

Eggs talk to each other after you shut the fridge door
Egg 1: Look sarge a survivor!
Egg 2: My whole platoon wiped out

Slugs are just snails who've been mugged

We'll give you a pony if you clean the car

Say a prayer before you go to bed, then open the window and make a rabbit snare, by morning you'll have caught a real angel to keep as a pet

If you stick you hand down the toilet it comes out in China, try waving

If you break the laws of gravity the penalty is hanging

When you change channels on the T.V. the presenter you were just watching dies instantly

If you rub two red heads together you can make fire

If you type the word "google" into Google the resultant 2 logic2 will cause reality to fold in on itself and the universe will collapse into an infinitely dense dot

Your suitcases don't travel on the plane with you they go the whole way by carousel

Dead people are just being lazy