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Jamie Renton
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Male, 33,
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- from Duns, Scottish Borders
- I am Married
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- Last active: 11/20/10
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- Pouterlynie Animal Park
- Me, Myself, and I
- Been Working at Richard Amos Ltd Chartered Building Surveyors and Architectural Practice n Duns for 9yrs +, I'm now Senior Architectural Technologist. Been in fire brigade six years and now time to move onto pastures new and stop risking my life and settle down.
Ellen and I have been in the new house for 2years now and it hasnt fallen down yet so i must of built it properly (ellens dad too) oh and ali threw a few stones on the drive for me).
Still have our Two Collies Tia and Scampi and we are down to 1 cat Eck as mack got mashed on the road by some wee coward. New to the family are 8 chickens one called Chook Norris. Ellens still into her horses and currently breaking a couple of youngsters so if your interested get in touch. We also have four lambs we are fattening up for eating gordon ramsay style.
Also proposed to my beautiful girlfriend of six years in Ireland and of course she said yes so now I'm DOOMED. Wedding is ^th September this year AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGhhhh - Music
- Jimmi Hendrix, Prodigy, Gorillas, Black Eyed Peas, R and B, Red hot chilli's, No Doubt, Nelly
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- Quentin Tarrantino fanatic. TRANSFORMERS ROCKED THE CAS BAR, Love die hard and lethal weapons
- Sports
- Captain of Duns Rugby Football Club. Newcastle Fan, Enjoy occasional game of Poker.
- Scared Of
- waking up dead. sharting in public.
- Happiest When
- Wrestling wi ma Dugs, Tuckedup in bed wi ellen on a cold morning and not needing to get up. Eating anything with Jalepenos or tobasco. Drinkin wi ma mates having some craic in the pub.
- Laugh when
- ELLENS DRUNK COS SHES SO FUNNY. Folk try to rub your nose in it but you realise your not that bothered but cannae be arsed to tell them. Scotty mcraws around i love that dude.
You fart and it hums and the next five minutes is guessing whodunit - Cross When
- Getting nagged, Not in the fettle, broke my pinkie and can't play tens.
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6yrs together married this year
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A man and a woman started to have sex in the middle of a dark forest. After about 15 minutes of it, the man finally gets up and says, "Damn, I wish I had a flashlight!". The woman says, "Me too, you've been eating grass for the past ten minutes!"
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MEN are
1. men are like . . . LAXATIVES . . . they irritate the shit out of you.
2. men are like . . . BANNANAS . . . the older they get, the less firm they are
3. men are like . . . WEATHER . . . nothing can be done to change them.
4. men are like . . . BLENDERS . . . you need one but you don't know why.
5. men are like . . . CHOCOLATE . . . sweet, smooth and usually head straight for your hips
6. men are like . . . COMMERCIALS . . . you can't believe a word they say.
7. men are like . . . SUPERMARKETS . . . their cloths are always half off.
8. men are like government bonds . . . they take sooooooo long to mature.
9. men are like . . . MASCARA . . . they always run at the first sign of emotion.
10. men are like . . . POPCORN . . . satisfying but only for a little while
11. men are like . . . SNOWSTORMS . . . you never know when their comming, how many inches you'll get or how long they'll last.
12. men are like . . . LAVA LAMPS . . . fun to look at but not very bright.0 Comments 317 weeks
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You Know Your A Farmer When....
Getting up at 7am is a lie-in
You've run over your own cat in a tractor
When someone says they live on an estate you think of fields and woods rather than a barratts development
You tut at people in tesco buying danish bacon and french bread
You don't sit down to a single hot meal in august
You fall asleep with-in 3 minutes of sitting down in front of the t.v
Your sun tan ends just above the elbow in the summer
You've had a live lamb in your aga
You get more letters from DEFRA than you do from friends and family
You only take the kids to the seaside when it rains
You can't drive along a road anywhere in britain without studying everyone else's crop's and livestock
There is small heaps of grain outside the back door of the house every summer
Drilling does not mean putting holes through interior walls
Dress sense means cutting down on nitrogen applications
Your 4x4 acctually goes off road
You get frustrated by people calling straw "hay"
Your ideal holiday is to visit other peoples farms
Your hands look like they are made with the same material as your boots
Your bag on your hoover is full of grain from july to september
The faint (but agreeable) smell of diesel never leaves you
You most valued possession is your pen knife
A lamb follows the children into the kitchen and no one thinks its unusal
You confidently walk arround the supermarket in wellies
Your lawn include hundreds of cattle hoof prints
You open a bale and discover an old mobile phone (or wallet)
Your alarm clock is set to farming today, even though you hate it now
You've got the RPA's number on speed dail in your phone
When you listen to radio 4's the archers and think how hoppy all the characters are
A good holiday is a week in the west coast in november
Track and field has nothing to do with athletics
You drive your new telehandler repeatedly past your neighbour's yard until someone appears
You feel naked without baler twine in your pocket
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8/23/11
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Andrew Anderson10/20/08RENTON is was jus pearson an that setting up a spoof bebo
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Darren Aitchison10/16/08orite sound
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Darren Aitchison10/16/08
this week(18th) ! might be a bit late tho. i have tynedale away.
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Clare Griffiths10/10/08Ha ha....that's what I used to do - you bebo novice!!! Oh well....hopefully we will have the chance to catch up with him before he heads back to Germany. Defo let us know if you plan something before he goes back. Think we are defo coming up anyway the weekend before Lou's birthday - think its the 7th & 8th November.....looking forward to it!! Glad you guys got away for a few days following the wedding....sounds like you had a lovely time anyway. Have a nice weekend and talk to you soon. Love to Ellen
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Jamie Renton10/10/08Hi clare, he's back for six weeks but is going to hampden this weekend and going somewhere else next weekend then away to cancun for two weeks so he won't be around for the disco in the club so he told us last night anyway. maybe have a disco before he heads back to germany would be easier to organise he has a lot of time on his hands and money to spend just now. He's going round the family doing his bit the now. so by the end of the six weeks he'll be about. Aye we went up the north west of Scotland had a week of just doing and going wherever we fancied was really good and theres a wee place called Applecross that you have to go and see its breathtaking scenery as you drive over the mountain to get to it and you can see back east into scotland for miles and miles. The pub there does fresh seafood and is really friendly and busy wee place. Will keep in touch
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Clare Griffiths10/9/08
Hey how's married life treating you then and how is Mrs Renton? Did you guys get away for a few days, after your wedding? Don't know about you but ours seems like a distant memory now! Thanks for the thank-you......we just getting round to finishing ours so hopefully they will be going out this weekend. I hear Euan is back......we are going to do our best for next weekend but Gaz will let you know....would be good to get up to see him! how long is he back for??
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Gary Renton8/20/08
ur supposed to reply on my page not ur own!! duh!! speech is written and dad is quite impressed with it so must be ok. need to speak to u about a few things so gimme a text when u get this. i know i could text u but that would be too sensible and well im just plain lazy and dont want to do it
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Jamie Renton8/19/08
Its called humour gaz its when non - dour folk make a wiise comment and other people laugh i'll get you a box of humour for your xmas
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Jamie Renton8/19/08
no shit sherlock
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Gary Renton8/18/08
u already are mr renton numb nuts
Congratulations Ya old romantic!!
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