Galway Girls

Galway Girl (uncensored version)
Well I took a stroll along the Spanish Arch
on the day i ay i ay
She was drinking Dutch Gold in the middle of March
on a very cold day i ay
and I ask you friend, whats a fella do to
you see her eyes were brown but her hair was blue,
and I knew by her eyes, that she was on something..Trippy
and then I lost my heart to a Galway Hippy.

At the pony show, up at old Maam Cross
on the day i ay i ay,
a blond girl shouted..'hows it goin boss'
on a very soft day i ay
and I ask you friend, whats a man to do
when her ponytail is long and her earings are huge
but I loved the way, she drove that HI-ACE van
and so I lost my heart to a Galway sham.

Well I wanted culture and I wanted history
and I knew just what to do
and when I stepped off the ferry and I ordered a pint , she said
'cé leis thú?'
so I ask you friend, whats a guy to do?
when she talks like some-one outta Ros na Run
but I loved the way, she was ceart go leor
and so I lost my heart to a gaelgoir mór.

And so I fancied a pint on a Saturday night, so I rocked into the Quays
and saw a fine lookin girlie drinkin West Coast Cooler
so I followed her up to CP'S.
and I ask you friends, whats a bloke to do
you see her handbag was orange....but her face was too
and I knew by the skill of her GHD
that a CP'S girl would never shift me.

When I fancied a shag on a Friday night, so I strolled down to the Docks
and she was standing there with dirt in her hair
stuffing money down her jocks,
so I ask you friend..whats a fella to do?
when you're really horny and you want a screw?
and though she wasnt, what I call a looker
Still I sailed into the sunset with my Galway Hooker.....