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Jen
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- Me, Myself, and I
- Still flying round europe in an orange tin can, thats about as exciting as it gets!!!
- Music
- Rihanna, Corinne Bailey Ray, Jack Johnson, Travis, Kanye West, Rod Stewart, Elvis, The Beatles, The Fratellis, Amy Winehouse, Dolly Parton, The Fray, Christina Aguliera
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- The Wizard of Oz, X-Men, Dirty Dancing, The Beach, The Italian Job, Braveheart, Bond, The Goonies, Chitty Chitty Bang Bang, Walk The Line
- Sports
- Formula 1
- Scared Of
- the cat attacking my feet when i'm sleeping
- Happiest When
- Flying, dancing (even though I know I've got no rhythm)
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Cat Laws of Physics
Law of Cat Inertia: A cat at rest will tend to remain at rest, unless acted upon by some outside force - such as the opening of cat food, or a nearby scurrying mouse.
Law of Cat Motion: A cat will move in a straight line, unless there is a really good reason to change direction.
Law of Cat Magnetism: All blue blazers and black sweaters attract cat hair in direct proportion to the darkness of the fabric.
Law of Cat Thermodynamics: Heat flows from a warmer to a cooler body, except in the case of a cat, all heat flows to the cat.
Law of Cat Stretching: A cat will stretch to a distance proportional to the length of the nap just taken.
Law of Cat Sleeping: All cats must sleep with people whenever possible, in a position as uncomfortable for the people involved as is possible for the cat.
Law of Cat Elongation: A cat can make her body long enough to reach just about any countertop, that has anything remotely interesting on it.
Law of Cat Acceleration: A cat will accelerate at a constant rate, until he gets good and ready to stop.
Law of Dinner Table Attendance: Cats must attend all meals when anything good is served.
Law of Rug Configuration: No rug may remain in its naturally flat state, for very long.
Law of Obedience Resistance: A cat's resistance varies in proportion to a human's desire for her to do something.
First Law of Energy Conservation: Cats know that energy can neither be created nor destroyed and will, t herefore, use as little energy as possible.
Second Law of Energy Conservation: Cats also know that energy can only be stored, by a lot of napping.
Law of Refrigerator Observation: If a cat watches a refrigerator long enough, someone will come along and take out something good to eat.
Law of Electric Blanket Attraction: Turn on an electric blanket and a cat will jump into bed at the speed of light.
Law of Random Comfort Seeking: A cat will always seek, and usually take over, the most comfortable spot in any given room.
Law of Bag / Box Occupancy: All bags and boxes in a given room must contain a cat within the earliest possible nanosecond.
Law of Cat Embarrassment: A cat's irritation rises in direct proportion to her embarrassment times the amount of human laughter.
Law of Milk Consumption: A cat will drink his weight in milk, squared, just to show you he can.
Law of Furniture Replacement: A cat's desire to scratch furniture is directly proportional to the cost of t he furniture.
Law of Cat Landing: A cat will always land in the softest place possible.
Law of Fluid Displacement: A cat immersed in milk will displace her own volume, minus the amount of milk consumed.
Law of Cat Disinterest: A cat's interest level will vary in inverse proportion to the amount of effort a human expends in trying to interest him.
Law of Pill Rejection: Any pill given to a cat has the potential energy to reach escape velocity.
Law of Cat Composition: A cat is composed of Matter + Anti-Matter + It Doesn't Matter.
Law of Selective Listening: Although a cat can hear a can of tuna being opened a mile away, she can't hear a simple command three feet away.
Law of Equidistant Separation: All cats in a given room will locate at points equidistant from each other, and equidistant from the center of the room.
Law of Cat Invisibility: Cats think that if they can't see you, then you can't see them.
Law of Space-Time Continuum: Given enough time, a cat will land in just about any space.
Law of Concentration of Mass: A cat's mass increases in direct proportion to the comfort of the lap she occupies.
Law of Cat Probability (Cat's Uncertainty Principle): It is not possible to predict where a cat actually is, only the probability of where she "might" be.
Law of Cat Obedience: As yet undiscovered0 Comments 293 weeks
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I netted in $580 in three days being on the web! It came from - http://x.co/KTFg You will love me for this!
I just pulled $863 in five days at home in my spare time! Made it from - http://goo.gl/3RPrF Your going to be so happy!
My "True blood" books are on the way £8.99 for the whole set from that place the pax told me bout...FANTASTIC!!!!! Hope your enjoying the dvd's and ur nintendo...he he x
Vamp diaries soon to start on itv2, im defo gonna watch it over again on the big screen...lol Rem u still to get "true blood" x
Hey Mrs Luna's results came back today nothin serious wrong with her, the vet says her gut is super sensitive to cert foods so they have now put her on a 4week trial of allergy formula-said she cant getting anything at all just the special food and water-just hope it works cant keep giving the wee soul pills everyday!! I read up on it and Bischon's are well known for their food allergy's so just need to keep her on a strict diet from now on. Could have been more serious so im relieved! So wotcha been upto? If u fancy the pic's netime let me know there's lots of good films on just now. x
Hi Jen tlcglasgow in association with Marshall Arts proudly presents THE HALLOQUEEN BALL III LIVE AT THE TUNNEL with Irelands Biggest Selling Girl Band Keavy & Edele from B*Witched c'est la vie, blame it on the weatherman, to mention but a few of their hits. Your Host for the night DJ DARREN Doors open 11.30pm Entry 4.00 ALL NIGHT Drinks from £1.00 Please arrive early to avoid disappointment
Hi Jen This Monday TLC Glasgow presents paSSionality @ Byblos, Merchant Sq. We celebrate the launch of a fantastic new alcopops range – Pink & Blue. As this is a special event we are giving FREE entry to EVERBODY! So whether you’ve never been before, visit every week, or not been in a while, this is the perfect night to pop down & see us! DJ Shawn Roberts playing your favourite dance music Doors 11.30 – 3.00 Drinks prices from £1 and remember FREE ENTRY!!! See you all there! Shawn, Gordon & all at tlc xxx ****tlc Glasgow we are committed to keeping your midweek gay scene alive by bringing you the best nights out in the best clubs, with friendly polite staff and great levels of service. SUPPORT = SURVIVAL****
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It's Scene @ Tattoo's Monday Night Again 
ALL DRINKS STILL £1.00 DOORS OPEN 11.30PM - 3.00AM ENTRANCE £4 or £3 with flyer. Other Monday Night Club's take your money and don't give you anything in return, At Scene we're going to change that!! Apart from SCENE@TATTOO being the CHEAPEST club on a Monday and setting the trend of giving you the cheapest drinks price's (£1.00 A DRINK, ALL DRINKS), we have also given away MONEY....HALF PRICE ENTRY....GLOW BANDS + STICKS...Had a live PA. All that in 12 weeks. 
If you continue to vote with your feet and show us your support imagine what WE CAN DO FOR YOU in the future. We are a Gay owned and managed night, and we want to make the Gay SCENE and community better by offering you the customer more choice and give YOU the customer something back. Lets put Glasgow back on the map. See you tonight you sexy bunch. SCENE TEAM MAKING THINGS BETTER. XXXXXXXXX
Hey mrs Wee night out on the 17th of Oct aswell! DAvid coming up fae lgw and its my birthday drinks, starting at mine then into town for a boogie Hope u can make it. p.s Hows the invitations coming along? I had to change my costume it was just too big, hopefully my new yin will fit tho. xxx
ocglasgow.com for electronic guest list every night. Also half price food this week when you say 'oc food rocks' get involved AppLink:10193193349
Comment sent from CommentorJen are you ready to get your RAVE on??? Join us tonight in your boiler suits and high vis vests for our bank holiday rave extravaganza! Drinks start from £1 and there will even be cash prizes for the raddest ravers! Doors open at 11pm and we're open until 4am (subject to licence). Entry £6/£4. Pre-party warm up in Driftwood for you extra hardcore ravers
RAVE OR DIE! If that doesn't tickle your fancy, why not rub shoulders with Dj Kenny upstairs in the Attic for our Stone Roses 20th anniversary special 
WIN special edition CD's, box sets and vinyl. Look out for our hot PR team doing some face painting 
for all you crazy ravers up and down sauchiehall street! 
DO IT!!!!
Hey Shedders Just a quick reminder about the annual bank holiday shed beach party this sunday ! Drinks from 1.50 and jagerbombs 2 Quid ! Plus 5 tons of real sand ... Will we see you there? xxxAppLink:10193193349
Comment sent from CommentorSuperheroes Returns Tuesday 4th August For one night only, the garage will transform into a mass of comicbook characters... Come dressed as Superman, Spiderman, The Hulk, Wolverine, Batman, Wonderwoman, Robin, Catwoman, Lara Croft, Poison Ivy, Robocop etc. DJs: Sisters Lisa Mafia and Lil Gem make their Garage debut plus Lil Rich, Andy Wilson and Disco! Bouncy castle is going up too plUS karaoke in snapies
Vodka Mix, Fosters and Sourz ALL £1 Jack D Mix, Heineken, Sambucca ALL £1.50 What you going to dress up as Jen??? G xx
hey hows you doing not see you about in prue ages what you doing with your self these days
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We have Love Casino, Jealous of the stars, Sanchez, Punto the Feef, The Satriales and Elle Mariachi with subsytem and UKs number one pole dancer on the bill for Saturday 30th May. The wee room opens at 12 am with DJ Katanka and DJ Gonzo The after party starts at 11.30pm - you are more than welcome Jen ! Entry is £6 for the bands at 8pm and £4 after 11.30pm. If you don't know where the Soundhaus is then check the profile page and there is a link there with a map.
COME IN YOUR PANTS !! YOU ARE INVITED TO THE PANTS PARTY !! *** Tuesday 2nd June - Play Nightclub *** ,=============, .\.---,.......|.|......,---./ ...\.....\..././.\.\../...../ .....\.....|.|.....|.|...../ .......'-------------' Yes! theres a party in SHAGTAG's pants & you're all invited. Y-fronts, knickers, spedos, boxers, or granny pants.. anything goes! Girls & boys. Prizes for the best on show. Please RSVP to your invitation with some love (or disgust) xxx Shagtag Tuesdays at Play Nightclub 7 Renfield St - Drinks at 1 quid !! bebocomments at live.co.uk H32232744
Hey There Jen you are cordially invited to the Shedkandi Sundays Launch Party! After the incredible success of the last one and the constant requests for another Shedkandi Sundays brings you the Shed Foam Party! Sunday 7th june Prepare to get Wet! Exams are over and its summer so bring your bikini's and shorts. DJ's Lisa Mafia and derek Ho spinning ibiza anthems and club classics drinks from 1.50 Entry Only A Fiver
will we see you there?? xx
Breakdown this Friday in the Soundhaus featuring bands from 8pm till 11.30pm, then DJs from 11.30pm onwards Entry is £6 for non members and £5 for members before 11.30 and £4 after 11.30 Check the bebo page for directions to the club if you don't already know cya later Jen
HOTCHIP (dj set) 17th April: THIS FRIDAY!! The massive Electro / Indie pop maestros will be ascending on the basement of OCouture this Friday. This is a night not to be missed - They have been causing mayhem up and down every club in the country and guarantee to never disappoint !! REPLY with your NAME + LOVE for GUESTLIST !! Our Friday resident Mash (djmash.co.uk) will be in full support. Upstairs we also have DJ Jenny cutting up RnB and Hip Hop all night. Drinks at 1.50 - Doors 10-3 Also Launching this Sunday is.. BIG IN JAPAN - with ALL DRINKS AT 1 QUID More details of this massive night to follow. ................... bebocomments@live.co.uk B28634646