Monty Python Galaxy Song Lyrics
Whenever life gets you down, Mrs. Brown
And things seem hard or tough
And people are stupid, obnoxious or daft
And you feel that you've had quite enough...

Just remember that you're standing on a planet that's evolving and revolving at 900 miles an hour
That's orbiting at 90 miles a second, so it's reckoned, the sun that is the source of all our power
The Sun and you and me, and all the stars that we can see are moving at a million miles a day
In an outer spiral arm, at 40,000 miles an hour, of a galaxy we call the Milky Way

Our Galaxy itself contains a hundred billion stars, it's a hundred thousand lightyears side to side
It bulges in the middle, 16,000 lightyears thick, but out by us it's just 3,000 lightyears wide
We're 30,000 lightyears from galactic central point, we go round every 200 million years
And our galaxy is only one of millions of billions in this amazing and expanding universe

The universe itself keeps on expanding and expanding, in all of the directions it can whizz
As fast as it can go, the speed of light you know, twelve million miles a minute, and that's the fastest speed there is
So remember when you're feeling very small and insecure how amazingly unlikely is your birth
And pray that there's intelligent life somewhere up in space ''cause there's bugger all down here on Earth.

1. Name: chelsea
2. Nicknames: …chelsea
3. Birthday: 9th dec
4. Place of Birth: Sydney
5. Zodiac Sign: saggitarius
6. Male or Female: female
7. Grade: Year 13
8. School: Mahurangi Collage
9. Occupation: farm worker
10. Residence: ahuroa and proud
11. MSN Screen Name: space coyote

__Your Appearance___
12. Hair Color: blondish
13. Hair Length: medium
14. Eye color: blue
15. Weight: 54
16. Height: 5 sumthin
17. Braces?: na not ne more
18. Glasses?: na
19. Piercings: ears unfortunatly
20. Tattoos; I wish
21. Righty or Lefty: right

___Your 'Firsts'___
22. First best friend: gabz
23. First Award: pony club stuff maybe
24. First Sport You Joined: touch rugby
25. First pet: peanut the cat and sum dog
26. First Real Vacation: nz
27. First Performance :mary poppins
28. First Love: Marshall

___ Favorites___
29. Movie: sin city and saw trilogy
30. TV: Lost and house and simpsons
32. Rapper : mike shinoda
33. Band: oh so many
34. Song Right Now: The Sickness
35. Friends: a few
36. Sweet: I like sour better
37. Sport: equestrian
38. Restuarant: curry
39. Favorite brand: not fussed
40. Store: random zany shops
41. School Subject: art
42. Animal: wolf and horse
43. Book: watership down , the hobbit and the hitch hikers guide to the galaxy
44. Magazine: none
45. Shoes: gum boots

___Currently___
46. Feeling: really cold
47. Single or Taken?: Taken
48. Have a crush: sure if ur childish
49. Eating: nuthin…theres no food
50. Drinking: milk
51. Typing: im not sure aye
52. Online?: Yes
53. Listening To isturbed
54. Thinking About: unfair facts of life
55. Wanting To: be entertained
56. Watching: the screen
57. Wearing: a slayer t shirt and shorts

___Your Future___
58. Want Kids?: hell no unless I get them made in2 curry
59. Want to be Married?: na 2 much work...dont wanna risk it unless im sure
60. Careers in Mind: not stuck in an office
61. Where do you want to live: on some land
62. Car: a red one with shiny mags

___Which is Better With The Opposite Sex___
63. Hair color: Blond or any thing but grey
64. Hair length: longish
65. Eye color: Blue/Green
66. Measurments: wateva
67. Cute or Sexy: cute and sexy
68. Lips or Eyes: both
69. Hugs or Kisses: both
70. Short or Tall: Tall
71. Easygoing or serious: Easygoing
72. Romantic or Spontaneous: Spontaneous
73. Fatty or Skinny: not fat
74. Sensitive or Loud: umm both in small amounts
75. Hook-up or Relationship: depends
76. Sweet or Caring :both but not over the top
77. Trouble Maker or Hesitant One: Trouble Maker definatly

___Have you ever______
78. Kissed a Stranger: yeah
79. Had Alcohol: hmmm good and bad times there
80. Smoked: never
81. Ran Away From Home: yep
82. Broken a bone: yes …several
83. Got an X-ray: heaps
84. Been with someone: possibly
85. broken Someones Heart: no
86. Broke Up With Someone: yeah
87. Cried When Someone Died: no 1 I no has ever died
88. Cried At School: probably

___Do You Believe In___
89. God: no
90. Miracles: yes they happen
91. Love At First sight: yes but i dont think it lasts forever
92. Ghosts: yes but there not scary
93. Aliens: yes and they wont come in peace
94. Soul Mates: yeah
95. Heaven: nope
96. Hell: I can fantasize
97. Angels: maybe
98. Kissing on The First Date: if it goes well
99. Horoscopes: at times

___Answer Truthfully___
100. Is There Someone You Want But You Know You Can't Have? kurt cobain