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- Look who comes crawlin back
- Me, Myself, and I
the names sean (aka p wee)
study pharmacy at queens
well thats pretty much my life in a nutshell!
- Metallica, blink 182, inflames, megadeth, pantera and so on
- The hangover, zack and miri... an general funny crap!
- amateur alcohlic... lookin 2 turn professional real soon tho
- Scared Of
- Happiest When
- out in armagh r belfast.... fun times!
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it all started on that fateful day in st Pat's... where 1 shit joke wud make telling a questionable joke an extremely risky business for the coming years...
"aye sir... u cud almost call it... THE LURGAN CORIDOOR"
since then the rank 1 has been embraced and become a popular passtime... where me and my fellow students at queens take pride in are ability/disability in telling only the rankest of jokes!!
here r some of those stinkers;
1. yeah... so jarly gave her 50p and stole the rose...
"u cud almost say he... ROSE to the ocassion"
2. "u cud almost call him... BUMBLE pete"/ "is that blue peter?"
3. "calender street? i think i took a girl on a d8 there once"
4."tombe street? that place will b the death of me/ i myt go there TOMBE-orow/ i buried my drink there"
4. "patio door... hu's he???"
5. "here lads... andy gripped... that condoms guna come in awfully HANDY"
6. "that girls awfully... NI-aimh"
7. "aye-riteMARE/ spiteMARE"
8. "i heard kay cudn get all 3 fingers in... TIGHTMARE"
9. "McLean bookies? that place would McLEAN ye out" (personal favourite)
10. "sum1 give me down that fire blanket... it's gota b warm"
11. "here bi's i wud go to the eg... but my heads SCRAMBLED"
12. "im sorry im l8 bi's... i took a wrong turn... it was an absaloute RIGHTMARE"
13. "yeah so the dog i had there 4 5 years got hit by a train"
"mayb u shuda trained him 2 stay away from those tracks"
14. "did u hear tam stole moby's woman? he better watch himself r he'll b the 1 gettin fingers up his recTAM"
and hu could 4get...
all of which were said in that sarcastic lurgan voice... cleverly employed as an astute security system... just incase the joke u've been conjuring up 4 the last 10 minutes wasn't quite as funny as u thought it was in ur own head!!!!
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