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Sean Parks

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  • Male, 23, Luv 166
  • from Armagh/Belfast
  • I am Single
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  • Member since: January 2009
  • Last active: 10/25/10
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Look who comes crawlin back
Me, Myself, and I
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the names sean (aka p wee)
study pharmacy at queens

well thats pretty much my life in a nutshell!

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Metallica, blink 182, inflames, megadeth, pantera and so on
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The hangover, zack and miri... an general funny crap!
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work!
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out in armagh r belfast.... fun times!

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  • King of the rank 1???

    it all started on that fateful day in st Pat's... where 1 shit joke wud make telling a questionable joke an extremely risky business for the coming years...

    "aye sir... u cud almost call it... THE LURGAN CORIDOOR"

    since then the rank 1 has been embraced and become a popular passtime... where me and my fellow students at queens take pride in are ability/disability in telling only the rankest of jokes!!

    here r some of those stinkers;

    1. yeah... so jarly gave her 50p and stole the rose...
    "u cud almost say he... ROSE to the ocassion"

    2. "u cud almost call him... BUMBLE pete"/ "is that blue peter?"

    3. "calender street? i think i took a girl on a d8 there once"

    4."tombe street? that place will b the death of me/ i myt go there TOMBE-orow/ i buried my drink there"

    4. "patio door... hu's he???"

    5. "here lads... andy gripped... that condoms guna come in awfully HANDY"

    6. "that girls awfully... NI-aimh"

    7. "aye-riteMARE/ spiteMARE"

    8. "i heard kay cudn get all 3 fingers in... TIGHTMARE"

    9. "McLean bookies? that place would McLEAN ye out" (personal favourite)

    10. "sum1 give me down that fire blanket... it's gota b warm"

    11. "here bi's i wud go to the eg... but my heads SCRAMBLED"

    12. "im sorry im l8 bi's... i took a wrong turn... it was an absaloute RIGHTMARE"

    13. "yeah so the dog i had there 4 5 years got hit by a train"
    "mayb u shuda trained him 2 stay away from those tracks"

    14. "did u hear tam stole moby's woman? he better watch himself r he'll b the 1 gettin fingers up his recTAM"

    and hu could 4get...

    15. PROBY!!!!

    all of which were said in that sarcastic lurgan voice... cleverly employed as an astute security system... just incase the joke u've been conjuring up 4 the last 10 minutes wasn't quite as funny as u thought it was in ur own head!!!!

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  • Katerina Schaff

    You have to check this out http://tinyurl.com/3plxqnb

    8/13/11 via Mobile
  • Samanthaa.
    Samanthaa.

    Sean we're still not friends and Kelly is not talkin to you.

    1/31/10
  • luv Seán McParland

    haha i know what ya mean, although my time of being a mess is comin to an end as im skint :( lol ah cnt beat the ole library lak :P ...not much craic with me at all, just been lazing around putting of doin my c/w :L

    10/21/09
  • luv Seán McParland

    Well homie, what is the craic? :D lol

    10/20/09
  • Laura Parks
    luv Laura Parks

    my skype name is lillady3 add me k tel mum im guna skype her 2moro and wee Ka k

    10/15/09
  • Saoirse
    Saoirse

    :O noo u wouldnt :O dick!!! lol

    10/14/09
  • Saoirse
    luv Saoirse

    You will be hearing from my lawyer >:( :L

    10/12/09
  • Laura Parks
    Laura Parks

    hey wee bro howz u keeping?? hope ur working hard down in belfast??? cud dat even b possible?? lol heard my car is minus a number plate!! :( ((( dat would never have happened wen i had clia!! lol download skype just bought a laptop so it'll be great to ring home and cyas and granda! ASAP!

    10/3/09
  • Lauren Pollock
    luv Lauren Pollock

    jst thought id give ya sum love cs im keepin the bebo dream alive thanks to jamesyboo....

    9/30/09
  • Samanthaa.
    luv Samanthaa.

    Why weren't yhu workin tonight mister?? I was workin with your blonde haired fella th night :L :L He's prity dead on :L You'd like him. Your a retard Sean :L Does it not depress yhu noin yhu have to come bk in 4 another 3 hours wen yhu cud b going home at 6??:L :L Xoxo

    9/16/09
  • Samanthaa.
    luv Samanthaa.

    Im tellin yhu now Sean see th day yhu see the man with th blonde hair yhu will shit urself too :( Tht place is haunted Im tellin ya, esp after 6. Well he nos how to dial a fone an make it ring for umpteen hours :O :L Haha all I member was sayin, Sean Im soo happy to see yhu, Thats wat al th girls say :L :L Ha yeah right :P Do yhu even go to football durin them four hours??:L Yipp Im 9-6 :D Xox

    9/15/09
  • Samanthaa.
    luv Samanthaa.

    Dnt lie yhu gt th man with th chainsaw to help yhu, afterall yhu and him go wayy back :L :L Workin this sat??...9-6? Xo

    9/14/09
  • Kathryn Rice
    Kathryn Rice

    i did not fade :( i went to a jiving competition and guesss whatt..i won.. :D :D

    9/13/09
  • Samanthaa.
    luv Samanthaa.

    Im soo proud :D :L :L Xo

    9/12/09
  • Kathryn Rice
    Kathryn Rice

    CNT believe ure away to belffast without me :( :(

    9/12/09
  • luv Shanna

    Actually good enough day smart guy...:) Thro me ur car keys there...:P OMG...ur screensaver on ur fones class...send me it! And finally....il text ya...make sure u text back :L :L :L ya kno with ur fone that clearly works ;) lol x

    9/11/09
  • James McNally
    luv James McNally

    Hearing aids!

    9/10/09
  • Saoirse
    Saoirse

    Who has had a two week break from work?? O yes it was me lmao! Just thougt i would rub it in haha!

    9/10/09 via Mobile
  • Lauren Pollock
    luv Lauren Pollock

    ok well im nt off drink..bt i think its nli safe to go off wine..me nd wine never end well like lol especialli wen its consumed on a bus within the spae of half an hour!! i thnk im goin out in belfast tonite..have to b srta sensible tho s iv wrk 1 to 9 tomoro :( nd tht shud b ok cs i dnt hv u n chrisy etc bein bd nfluences!!lolx

    9/8/09
  • Laura Parks
    luv Laura Parks

    no no no my friend!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  !!!!!!!!!!!!1

    9/7/09