woman goes 2doctors wid a bee up her fanny.
doc says; 'im gonna rub honey on my dick n insert it.wen da bee smells it, i'll withdraw n he'll follow.' 'ok,' theyagreed.
doc starts and woman begins 2moan. doc starts 2get fastern harder. woman yells 'wt da fck u doin?'
doc says 'change of plan. i'm gona drown da bastard!!


welsh man wlkin through a field, see's a man drinkin water from a pool wid his hand. the welsh man shouts 'paid a yfed y dwr mae'r gwartheg yn cachi yn y dwr' (dnt drink da water, its full of cow shit) the man shouted bk 'im english, speak english, i dnt understand u.' the welsh man shouta bk 'use both hands, u'll get more in.'


the lord's prayer:
my vibrator, which brings me heaven. rabbit b thy name. til kingdom cum, thy make me cum, on earth wid eyes on heaven. give me dis day my daily thrill, n 4giv me my screams, as i 4giv flat bateries. lead me nt in2 temptation, bt deliver me from fustration. for thine is da rotation, da power n da buzzin foreva n eva no men.


the life of a penis:
iv onli got 1eye,
my hair is a mess,
my relatives r nutts,
my neighbours an arsehole,
my bst m8s a cunt n my owners a wanker.

*My Biggie Sista* = BRONWYN
*My Lil Sista* = LER
*My Biggie Bruva* = MARTIN
*My Lil Bruva* = AJ
*My Old And Small Couz* = EL COZ SHE ME BBY COUZ LOL
*My Best Mate* = GOT LOTS OF UM
*My Boyfriend* = GAVIN MINNESS (SXY) lov u xx
*My Guardian Angel* = DURHAM
*My Baby Gal* = ANET
*My Idol* = ME MUMMY LOL
*My Baby* = JAY BBZ
*My Lesbian Lover* = HANNAH JONES
*My Alki friend* = ANNA
*My Sexy Boy* = CLONEY hehe
*My Secret Admirer* = KATIE LUSH (LEGEND)
*My Bad boy* = JAMIE
*My Rudegal* = CHRIS
*My Dirty Dancer* = PAVEY
*My Body guard* = MARSHY
*My Rudeboy* = JAY
*My Gangsta* = CHARL MINNESS
*My Partner In Crime* = POTTERS (CLARE)
*My Bitch* = LIL MILZY
*My Princess* = LIV
*My Lil Slut* = SCOTTY
*My Top Dog* = ME ME ME ME

if i missed ya off give me a shout plz xx

1. Whats your Name?
2. Are we close?
3. What do you think of me?
4. Do you hav a crush on me?
5. Would u kiss me?
6. would u fuk me?
7. Describe me in 3 words?
8. If u Had Me for 30 Mins wat would you do?
9. What was ur first impression of me?
10. Do u still think the same?
11.. What reminds u of me?
12. If you could give me anything what would it be?
13. How well do u know me?
14. What do u like best about me?
15. Ever wanted 2 tell me something u could'nt?
16. Could you ever love me?
17. Give me a nickname and explain why?
18.R u gona put this on ur blog and c wat i say bout u?
19.Anything 2 say b4 u go?