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- efram the retarded rabbit
- Me, Myself, and I
- sydney much?
- The Other Half Of Me
oh yes.........it'­s a onesie
- i like all music really mostly metal/rock eg. metallica, zepplin, acdc, areosmith, slipkn
ot, ax7, ffaf, paramore, saosin, b
ullets and octane, mudvayne, stone sour, gNr, bfmv, lacuna coil, from first to last, nightwish, i am ghost, hawthorne heights, fall out boy, academy is, panic! at the disco, the ataris, senses fail, all american rejects, adema, alexisonfire, coheed and cambria, drowning pool, emanuel, trivium, in flames, billy talent, him, tbs, all that remains, lullacry. mostly tht kind but also some indie, rock n roll, dance, r n b everything really i lurrrveee it all. fav bands wud be atreyu and metallica....woo hoo
- Films/tv guff
- BO-SELECTA, ALAN PARTRIDGE, ANCHORMAN all the way funniest film eva!!, 40 yr old virgin, dodgeball, just friends, scary movie(s).family guy movie and series.father ted, scrubs, simpsons, friends, w
ill and grace, the office, extras, footballers wives ha
- i like to bmx even tho i suck, play football and to jog oh and i also like the odd golf game with dr faden...is goin to gym a sport?...aw well sure why not...and i like 2 swim even tho it bores the pants offa me
- Scared Of/hate
- I FUCKING HATE CALVIN HARRIS and EDITH BOWMAN offa radio 1- she needs to take somesleeping tables or something cus she just too enthusiastic about every thing...and they way she sings at the end of every music clip tht she plays...my god woman ur soooo annoying...go back to scotland..ya dick...and pc world adverts...also rats....oh god no..hate them. uuuggghhh!!. em power cuts, losing my cash card to either a swine or a hungry machine u knw who u r..atm! . losing my phone , scared of heights...
hate early mornings, having no money, hangovers, rain, chavs, no battery left in my ipod, crap albums, (c)tool fm, sweating 4 no reason, stubbing my toe on corners of doors, headaches, mondays, kids tht have been left in their rents car and contstantly beep the horn grrr!!!
- Happiest When/love
- pay day, when with m8s, romas or just out generally, sleeping...i love curry chips (tayto), jawbreakers, ebay...even tho i slightly addicted to it, kfc, pizza, milk, malteasers, romas-all the lovelys tht go to it on friday nite (f.n.c), stella, coke zero, water, the feeling of excitement when the summer holiday beckons
- fave lyrics
- ATREYU EX AND OHS- suck me down lets start to rock n roll, lets hit the bar lets lose control. SLIPKNOT LIBERATE- survive by saving me!. ATREYU SHAMEFUL- Here's to lowering caskets of old friends,
choice and consequence we'll birth a new day
with the death of an old and (Start over, start over)
heres to burying hatchets in those
who you'd never call your friends.. ATREYU- THE THEFT-- Climb down to test the waters,
My hands feel like they're rusting away,
So I'll pace around like a lamb before the slaughter
I'll stay here as long as you let me,
Decisions been made obvious so I will return
Where I started I'll stay here
I'll wither away
BILLY TALENT-NOTHING TO LOSE....need more friends with wings, all the angels i know pour concrete through my veins
AVENGED SEVENFOLD-SEIZE THE DAY-Silence you lost me, the chance for one more day
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How To Shower Like a woman
Take off clothes and place them sectioned in laundry basket according to lights and darks.
Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown.
If you see husband looking, cover up any exposed areas.
Look at your womanly physique in the mirror - make mental note to do more sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc.
Get in the shower.
Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah, wide loofah Scrunchie and pumice stone.
Wash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins.
Wash your hair again to make sure it's clean.
Condition your hair with grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced.
Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red.
Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash.
Rinse conditioner off hair.
Shave armpits and legs.
Turn off shower.
Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower.
Get out of shower.
Dry with towel the size of a small country.
Wrap hair in super absorbent towel.
Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head.
If you see husband looking once again, cover up any exposed areas.
How To Shower Like a Man
Refill Fresh water tank and then wait 4hrs until truma heats the water again
Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a pile.
Walk naked to the bathroom.
If you see wife along the way, shake willy at her making the 'woo-woo' sound.
Look at your manly physique in the mirror.
Admire the size of your willy and scratch your bum.
Get in the shower.
Wash your face.
Wash your armpits.
Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off.
Fart and laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower.
Spend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area.
Wash your hair.
Make a Shampoo Mohawk..
Rinse off and get out of shower.
Partially dry off.
Fail to notice water on floor because curtain was hanging out of enclosure or door not closed properly the whole time.
Leave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan on..
Return to bedroom with towel around waist.
If you pass wife, pull off towel, shake willy at her and make the 'woo-woo' sound again.
Throw wet towel on bed.
0 Comments 265 weeks
Skinny little white guy goes into an elevator, looks up and sees this
HUGE black guy standing next to him.
The big guy sees the little guy staring at him looks down and says:
'7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch private, 3 pound testicles, Turner
The white man faints and falls to the floor.
The big guy kneels down and brings him to, shaking him. The big guy
says, 'What's wrong with you?'
In a weak voice the little guy says, 'What EXACTLY did you say to me?'
The big dude says, 'I saw your curious look and figured I'd just give
you the answers to the questions everyone always
asks me... I'm 7 feet
tall, I weigh 350 pounds, I have a 20 inch private, my testicles weighs
3 pounds each, and my name is Turner Brown.'
The small guy says: 'Turner Brown?!... Sweet Jesus, I thought you
0 Comments 288 weeks
A young man called Ron wanted to buy a Christmas present for his new girlfriend. They hadn't been seeing each other for very long and she lived a considerable distance away.
He consulted with his sister and decided after careful consideration, that a pair of good quality gloves would strike the right note, not too romantic and not too personal.
Off he went with his sister to Harrods ladies dept and they selected a dainty pair of fur lined quality leather gloves. His sister bought a pair of knickers for herself at the same time.
Harrods had a free gift wrap offer but the assistant mixed up the two items, the sister got the gloves and Ron got the knickers.
Good old Ron sent off his gift wrapped present in a parcel with the following letter.
I chose these because I've noticed that you are not wearing any when we go out in the evenings. If it had not been for my sister I would have chosen the long ones with buttons, but she wears shorter ones (which are easier to remove).
These are a very delicate shade, but the lady I bought them from showed me the pair she had been wearing for the past three weeks and they were hardly soiled at all.
I had her try yours on for me and she looked really smart in them even though they were a little bit tight on her. She also said that they rub against her ring which helps keep it clean. In fact she hasn't needed to wash it since she began wearing them.
I wish I was there to put them on for you the first time, as no doubt many other hands will touch them before I have a chance to see you again.
When you take them off remember to blow into them a little bit because they will be naturally a little damp from wearing.
Just imagine how many times my lips will kiss them during the coming year.
I hope you will wear them for me on our next date.
All my love,
P.S. My mum tells me that the latest style is to wear them folded down with a little bit of fur showing
1 Comment 288 weeks