If you are using Internet Explorer 6, you may not have the best Bebo experience. Please consider upgrading.

Pete

Add as Friend
  • Male, 27, Luv 94
  • from yee auld new town of ards
  • I am Down for Whatever
  • Profile views: 11,827
  • Member since: May 2006
  • Last active: 10/24/11
  • www.bebo.com/leadsailspaperanchor
Post a Comment:

About Me

Tagline
efram the retarded rabbit
Me, Myself, and I
sydney much?
The Other Half Of Me
Nick McElkerney

Nick McElkerney

oh yes.........it'­s a onesie

Music
i like all music really mostly metal/rock eg. metallica, zepplin, acdc, areosmith, slipkn
 ot, ax7, ffaf, paramore, saosin, b
 ullets and octane, mudvayne, stone sour, gNr, bfmv, lacuna coil, from first to last, nightwish, i am ghost, hawthorne heights, fall out boy, academy is, panic! at the disco, the ataris, senses fail, all american rejects, adema, alexisonfire, coheed and cambria, drowning pool, emanuel, trivium, in flames, billy talent, him, tbs, all that remains, lullacry. mostly tht kind but also some indie, rock n roll, dance, r n b everything really i lurrrveee it all. fav bands wud be atreyu and metallica....woo hoo
Films/tv guff
BO-SELECTA, ALAN PARTRIDGE, ANCHORMAN all the way funniest film eva!!, 40 yr old virgin, dodgeball, just friends, scary movie(s).family guy movie and series.father ted, scrubs, simpsons, friends, w
 ill and grace, the office, extras, footballers wives ha
Sports
i like to bmx even tho i suck, play football and to jog oh and i also like the odd golf game with dr faden...is goin to gym a sport?...aw well sure why not...and i like 2 swim even tho it bores the pants offa me :(
Scared Of/hate
I FUCKING HATE CALVIN HARRIS and EDITH BOWMAN offa radio 1- she needs to take somesleeping tables or something cus she just too enthusiastic about every thing...and they way she sings at the end of every music clip tht she plays...my god woman ur soooo annoying...go back to scotland..ya dick...and pc world adverts...also rats....oh god no..hate them. uuuggghhh!!. em power cuts, losing my cash card to either a swine or a hungry machine u knw who u r..atm! . losing my phone , scared of heights...
hate early mornings, having no money, hangovers, rain, chavs, no battery left in my ipod, crap albums, (c)tool fm, sweating 4 no reason, stubbing my toe on corners of doors, headaches, mondays, kids tht have been left in their rents car and contstantly beep the horn grrr!!!
Happiest When/love
pay day, when with m8s, romas or just out generally, sleeping...i love curry chips (tayto), jawbreakers, ebay...even tho i slightly addicted to it, kfc, pizza, milk, malteasers, romas-all the lovelys tht go to it on friday nite (f.n.c), stella, coke zero, water, the feeling of excitement when the summer holiday beckons
fave lyrics
ATREYU EX AND OHS- suck me down lets start to rock n roll, lets hit the bar lets lose control. SLIPKNOT LIBERATE- survive by saving me!. ATREYU SHAMEFUL- Here's to lowering caskets of old friends,
choice and consequence we'll birth a new day
with the death of an old and (Start over, start over)
heres to burying hatchets in those
who you'd never call your friends.. ATREYU- THE THEFT-- Climb down to test the waters,
My hands feel like they're rusting away,
So I'll pace around like a lamb before the slaughter
I'll stay here as long as you let me,
Decisions been made obvious so I will return
Where I started I'll stay here
Unfinished
I'll wither away
BILLY TALENT-NOTHING TO LOSE....need more friends with wings, all the angels i know pour concrete through my veins
AVENGED SEVENFOLD-SEIZE THE DAY-Silence you lost me, the chance for one more day

close Video Box

help

close Blog

  • men and women differences

    How To Shower Like a woman

    Take off clothes and place them sectioned in laundry basket according to lights and darks.
    Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown.
    If you see husband looking, cover up any exposed areas.
    Look at your womanly physique in the mirror - make mental note to do more sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc.
    Get in the shower.
    Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah, wide loofah Scrunchie and pumice stone.
    Wash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins.
    Wash your hair again to make sure it's clean.
    Condition your hair with grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced.
    Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red.
    Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash.
    Rinse conditioner off hair.
    Shave armpits and legs.
    Turn off shower.
    Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower.
    Get out of shower.
    Dry with towel the size of a small country.
    Wrap hair in super absorbent towel.
    Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head.
    If you see husband looking once again, cover up any exposed areas.

    ---------------------------------------------------------------------- ------------------

    How To Shower Like a Man

    Refill Fresh water tank and then wait 4hrs until truma heats the water again
    Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a pile.
    Walk naked to the bathroom.
    If you see wife along the way, shake willy at her making the 'woo-woo' sound.
    Look at your manly physique in the mirror.
    Admire the size of your willy and scratch your bum.
    Get in the shower.
    Wash your face.
    Wash your armpits.
    Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off.
    Fart and laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower.
    Spend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area.
    Wash your hair.
    Make a Shampoo Mohawk..
    Wee.
    Rinse off and get out of shower.
    Partially dry off.
    Fail to notice water on floor because curtain was hanging out of enclosure or door not closed properly the whole time.
    Leave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan on..
    Return to bedroom with towel around waist.
    If you pass wife, pull off towel, shake willy at her and make the 'woo-woo' sound again.
    Throw wet towel on bed.

    0 Comments 265 weeks

  • nother joke

    Skinny little white guy goes into an elevator, looks up and sees this
    HUGE black guy standing next to him.
    The big guy sees the little guy staring at him looks down and says:
    '7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch private, 3 pound testicles, Turner
    Brown.'
    The white man faints and falls to the floor.
    The big guy kneels down and brings him to, shaking him. The big guy
    says, 'What's wrong with you?'
    In a weak voice the little guy says, 'What EXACTLY did you say to me?'
    The big dude says, 'I saw your curious look and figured I'd just give
    you the answers to the questions everyone always
    asks me... I'm 7 feet
    tall, I weigh 350 pounds, I have a 20 inch private, my testicles weighs
    3 pounds each, and my name is Turner Brown.'
    The small guy says: 'Turner Brown?!... Sweet Jesus, I thought you
    said,'Turn around.'



    0 Comments 288 weeks

  • wee joke......wrong but funny

    A young man called Ron wanted to buy a Christmas present for his new girlfriend. They hadn't been seeing each other for very long and she lived a considerable distance away.

    He consulted with his sister and decided after careful consideration, that a pair of good quality gloves would strike the right note, not too romantic and not too personal.

    Off he went with his sister to Harrods ladies dept and they selected a dainty pair of fur lined quality leather gloves. His sister bought a pair of knickers for herself at the same time.

    Harrods had a free gift wrap offer but the assistant mixed up the two items, the sister got the gloves and Ron got the knickers.

    Good old Ron sent off his gift wrapped present in a parcel with the following letter.


    Dear Sasha,

    I chose these because I've noticed that you are not wearing any when we go out in the evenings. If it had not been for my sister I would have chosen the long ones with buttons, but she wears shorter ones (which are easier to remove).

    These are a very delicate shade, but the lady I bought them from showed me the pair she had been wearing for the past three weeks and they were hardly soiled at all.

    I had her try yours on for me and she looked really smart in them even though they were a little bit tight on her. She also said that they rub against her ring which helps keep it clean. In fact she hasn't needed to wash it since she began wearing them.

    I wish I was there to put them on for you the first time, as no doubt many other hands will touch them before I have a chance to see you again.

    When you take them off remember to blow into them a little bit because they will be naturally a little damp from wearing.

    Just imagine how many times my lips will kiss them during the coming year.

    I hope you will wear them for me on our next date.

    All my love,

    Ron.
    P.S. My mum tells me that the latest style is to wear them folded down with a little bit of fur showing

    1 Comment 288 weeks

close Games

close Whiteboard

close Comments

Post comment as:

Share the Luv (5 Luv left)

Attach a photo from your albums

  • Carys McMorran
    Carys McMorran

    I just made $16 in a week just working at home! Check it out at - http://bit.ly/dD9vjQ You will thank me!

    10/25/10
  • Erin Simpson
    Erin Simpson

    i just found u on my bebo who are you? xxx

    11/11/09
  • 9/8/09
  • Kitty
    Kitty

    hey im grand thanks. still working away...i like it and all but there are days when i wish i could just lie in bed all day :P where u travelling to? lol im not missing u at all but i bet ur missing me ;) x

    9/2/09
  • Kitty
    Kitty

    hey bird hows u? still having a good time? hope u got urself a job :P when u home? x

    8/31/09
  • Aaron F
    Aaron F

    well mate hows oz goin ?

    8/18/09
  • Boobla
    Boobla

    flippin hell u lucky lucky man lol lol i wish i was there, i always wanted to see australia lol wats it like over there?? me, all is good with me thanks ards still sucks lol lol

    8/14/09
  • Boobla
    Boobla

    Heya strangher and how is one keeping these days lol wat u bn up to then?? x

    8/11/09
  • Erin
    luv Erin

    Reet ye ballbeeeeeg :P that's all lol :) x

    7/29/09
  • luv Dil

    hey slugger! Got the keys last week, moving stuff in at the moment. just waiting on a bed being delivered, should be sorted by mon or tues. Really looking forward to it though, got a cool 'man' room, for the puta and xbox. boom! Yeah you'll have to come round for a joll when you're back. So what ya been up to? this week anything cool? You surfed yet? surf heres been shit for the past month. Anywho.. missing ya big guy! ttyl xo

    7/17/09
  • Kitty
    Kitty

    havent got much planned. heading out for dinner tomorrow night. how come ur sitting in?! x

    7/3/09
  • Kitty
    Kitty

    have u eaten kangaroo then? :o well if i remember correctly u said that aussie chicks are the best :P but from what ur saying now theyre obviously not as good as ards chicks ;) saving urself for me...lol nobodys supposed to know about that - shh! x

    7/2/09
  • Kitty
    Kitty

    well its my birthday in august so u better get me something then ;) wine from a bag...interesting. naw i havent been out in ages now. too tired lol so what u do all day apart from drink? met ur perfect woman yet? :P x

    7/1/09
  • Gary Haddock
    Gary Haddock

    Thinks are good mate no real changes at fs still just car park whispers and engineers cracking up but all still in a job, think one or two trainees may have left for engineer jobs else where. Nice and sunny at home temp sitting in the mid 20's so getting tought in those uniforms but looking forward to the july week off :-) always knew you loved me pete shouldn't be a stranger keep in touch and if your coming home we need a piss up haven't been out in ages. Glad things.are working out in Oz you working a bit or you just travelling?

    7/1/09 via Mobile
  • Jay Kurosaki

    Its just shit though, the heat ends this week apparently lol. I have about 3000 in the ol I.S.A My uncle lives in Melbourne so i will probably be with him for a while. Going over end of September / Start of October for 2weeks to see. Then heading back to Oz either the 4th or 10th January. Im excited. Since you left bro i wanted to go, the Dunn went. . . No im like, FUCK SAKE! ! !

    7/1/09
  • luv Jay Kurosaki

    News just in - I have a few Grand, lol, so i can go to Oz! ! ! ! My uncle lives in Melbourne and says he can put me up for as long as i need :) Will keep you informed bro. You have a job over there?

    6/30/09
  • Jay Kurosaki

    Yeah man it reached 27degree's today but there was hardly any wind. Alot of 16 / 17 year olds are going and the crowd just looks really young tbh. Doesnt bother me i have a lady now so im set :) A wanna go to the metal club! ! ! ! ! ! Be good to see you at christmas though. How much money do you need to have in order to go there? And how are the people retards lol.

    6/30/09
  • Kitty
    Kitty

    i liked how u put (flip flops) after "thongs" :L haha and what would u want me to buy u? :O something cheap and cheerful i hope :P yeah still living in cairndore. i havent seen him in a while now. seen him a few weeks ago but that was only for a few minutes. i dunno how u can live on ur savings - u must have loads :P am so frigging tired x

    6/30/09
  • Gary Haddock
    luv Gary Haddock

    hows life down under mate?

    6/30/09 via Mobile
  • Laura Y
    Laura Y

    lol you stayin in oz the whole time or are ye travelling elsewhere!! see over here all i get asked bout is if we have electricity in ireland? do i drive a tractor and eat potatoes? and can you drive between london and dublin (they dont realise theres water in between) tonnes of stupid questions, yanks really are stupid bastards lol, but i do love the place, and when you mention ireland they love you :D are you seriously taking the piss?? u can buy kangaroo balls in oz?!?x

    6/30/09