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10 things i hate about stupid folk
1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the fuck is yours?
2. People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the tv remote because they refuse to walk to the tv and change the channel manually.
3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too".Damn right! What good is a cake if you can't eat it?
4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is.Why the fuck would you keep looking after you've found it?
5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser, I just paid to come to the cinema and stare at the fucking floor.
6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?
7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it.
8. When people say "life is short". What the fuck?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever fucking does!! What can you do that's longer?!
9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come If the bus came would I be standing here,jackass?
10.I h8 wen people say dont count ur chickens b4 dey hatch!'wot fuckin Chickens like wateva floats ur boat,but im no fuckin farmer!!1 Comment 333 weeks
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HeHeHeHeHeHe
Man escapes from a prison where he's been locked up for 15 years. He
breaks into a house to look for money and guns. Inside, he finds a
young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair.
While tying the homeowner's wife to the bed the convict gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom.
While he's in there, the husband whispers over to his wife: "Listen,
this guy is an escaped convict. Look at his clothes! He's probably spent a lot of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in
years. I saw
how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't
complain... do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you.
This guy is obviously very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us both. Be strong, honey. I love you!"
His wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me that he's gay, thinks you're cute, and asked if we had any Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom.
Be strong honey. I love you, too!"0 Comments 348 weeks
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A Girls First Time
(Assume you are a girl if you are a boy)
It's your first time.
As you lie back your muscles tighten.
You put him off for a while searching for an excuse, but he refuses to be swayed as he approaches you,
He asks if you're afraid and you shake your head bravely
He has had more experience, but it's the first time his finger has found the right place.
He probes deeply and you shiver
Your body tenses, but he's gentle like he promised he'd be.
He looks deeply within your eyes and tells you to trust him he's done this many times before.
His cooL smile relaxes you and you open wider to give him more room for an easy entrance.
You begin to plead and beg him to hurry but he slowly takes his time,
Wanting to cause you as little pain as possible.
As he presses closer, going deeper, you feel the tissue give way.
Pain surges throughout your body and you feel the slight trickle of blood as he continues.
He looks at you concerned and asks you if it's too painful.
Your eyes are filled with tears but you shake your head and nod for
him to go on.
He begins going in and out with skill but you are now too numb to feel him within you.
After a few moments you feel something bursting within you and he pulls it out of you.
You lay panting, glad to have it over.
He looks at you and smiling warmly tells you, with a chuckle:
That you have been his most stubborn yet most rewarding experience.
You smile and thank your dentist.
After all...it was your first time to have a tooth pulled out!!!
Naughty,Naughty,Naughty
What were you thinkin??
I know what you were thinking... ; )1 Comment 348 weeks
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awww
its paper day damn i wil have 2 go get one
holz is not bad relaxed 
search is doin nt 2 bad just now waitin 2 hear back from a few things
hows work? any drama? lol xxx
have some love babe...paper on wed
x x x
hey jst want to wish u a Happy New Year! all the best x x x
hey how are u hope all is good? almost xmas u not notice i wont be able to go out for food on this xmas eve like what we all normally do!! :-(
hey i'm good just ill again been ill 3 times since i'v been here nae good!! :-( so how u keeping?
hey nicola how are u? hope ur enjoying the rain as much as i'm enjoying the sun
hidy hi
how are you today? you have a good night last night? xx
tatooooooooss ????????????? lol fuck am bored more rain gr8 xx
hey im good just feeling a little ill, i have sore glands, and head and all my muscles. i have all the symptoms of the flu :-( and work wouldn't let me go back home 2 my apartment, and it cost's so much for the doctor to look at u so i haven't gone yet going to wait a few day's to see how i get on. the weather is really good here so i don't miss but i miss the night's out. oh guess what the bar's and club's stop serving drink at 1 / 2 am but are open till 3 so is there anything new with u. ok well i'll have to go but i'll chat 2 u soon x x x
Hey pal, sorry for taking an AGE to reply - working every hour god sends at the mo. Nevermind
I'm working till 10pm on Saturday but thinking about going out after then - are you going out this weekend? x x
Hey pal, how you doing? Having fun
just wondering when you fancy another night out? x x
still never been to o'neils! No luck with work, im workin at bruce millers these days, sellin obscure magazines that nobody has ever heard of and overpriced sandwiches...winner! Lol suzi still workin at new look?
oooh im goowd, back at ye olde college. Er na we went to exo after, was a random night, well what i can remember of it! You have a good night? Yall were lookin pretty swish. Got much planned for yer time off?
hello dolly, how are you keepin?
jax is gud ta.hes a menace.u stil at ur mums? Bet u miss ur fav next dr neighbour.lol.em im away this wkend 4 dance comp.shud b gud.u just headin in town?x